Nic,

It's too bad Pais is not going to be in KY that day... She's the Barbara Livingstone of camera phone photographers!

:D

he forgets to mention that my other work ain't too shabby either....

There isn't enough bandwidth on the site to begin ellucidating your attributes.. ;)

can I puke now??:eek:

there you go again with insane words....All I know that when speaking to a female and using the word attribute, that can only be a good thing

For those that have no idea what that word meant... Thank you to dictionary.com

1. to make lucid or clear; throw light upon; explain: an explanation that elucidated his recent strange behavior.
–verb (used without object) 2. to provide clarification; explain.

I'll bet you use that line on all the chics...

I don't know Tom...

Tell this to a woman at work...

"Your big ass does not seem to be your best attribute"


Call me tomorrow and let me know how it goes...:D

yeah...say it to me and see how that goes...

see what I mean....attribute is not always a good word

why do you have to be so negative all the time? I was speaking in a positive tone, which I always do.

but if you tell her that you've got the bandwidth to ellucidate her attributes, well then she'll be like putty in your hands.

not likely...but you can try I guess.

Not good? oh well...back to the drawing board.

What is love? What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds? Does not the wind love the dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to? Are you with someone tonight? Do not question your love. Take your lover by the hand. Release the power within yourself. Your heard me, release the power. Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. That's right don't be shy. Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt

Now....try telling Bethani that her vertically challenged, highly nuerotic, short nubbins Corgi is her best attribute....THEN you might be making headway.

Don't let her dissuade you A/J... Attribute ellucidation and my bandwidth have served me well for years...

I was starting to wonder then it went south

thanks

....I try to stay positive with all things DerbyTrail

Males Struting about with a display of feathers in order to attract the female of the species. Effort used in producing the perfect song. Spring has arrived for the birds here.

The perfect song does not involve making it clear that a woman has a more than ample ass. So Kev I hope you got some nice feathers to show off.

:) :) :cool: :)