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flowing tail 06-23-2006 03:06 PM

What horse are you most like
 
I am just wondering what one horse you know that encapsulates your entire being the best.

I am thinking Dynaformer because he is a tough azz strapping dude who commands the best ladies at his beck and call and he's... big.


Who's next?

luvthesales 06-23-2006 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flowing tail
I am just wondering what one horse you know that encapsulates your entire being the best.

I am thinking Dynaformer because he is a tough azz big strapping dude who commands the best ladies at his beck and call and he's... big.


Who's next?

I'm thinking that if you were really that tough, you would not use the word "azz". :rolleyes:

flowing tail 06-23-2006 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luvthesales
I'm thinking that if you were really that tough, you would not use the word "azz". :rolleyes:

Dude there is a swear filter on here it would turn into ***


So are you a guy or a girl. If you are a girl are you hot.

my miss storm cat 06-23-2006 04:30 PM

Well Mr. Flowing T I want to say that this is probably the most important decision I will ever make in my life and so I need to think about this one for a while before I answer you! Is that okay??? Great!!!

Wow was this ever a good question though and I think maybe you should consider applying here for membership because you sure as hell ask all the tough questions and i feel like this is a newsmagazine or something!!!:D


http://www.mensa.org/

my miss storm cat 06-23-2006 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by luvthesales
I'm thinking that if you were really that tough, you would not use the word "azz". :rolleyes:

Well hello there!!!!! Can you please explain your name to me because i am getting very confused and am getting a headache here trying to figure out of you Luv the sails like sail boats and if so you should call Flowing T "Float T" like as in floaties or is it Luv the sales like the mall and if so which stores?????

Luvthesails and Floaties sitting in a yacht
how fast is it, how many knots?
First comes sex, then comes marriage,
then comes Floaties cheating and lying and being verbally abusive and ignoring you and I think i need some pills now because this K-I-S-S-I-N-G in a tree song didn't work out like i thought and I'm having a panic attack about answeting the question cause what if i pick the wrong horse?????

Downthestretch55 06-23-2006 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Well hello there!!!!! Can you please explain your name to me because i am getting very confused and am getting a headache here trying to figure out of you Luv the sails like sail boats and if so you should call Flowing T "Float T" like as in floaties or is it Luv the sales like the mall and if so which stores?????

Luvthesails and Floaties sitting in a yacht
how fast is it, how many knots?
First comes sex, then comes marriage,
then comes Floaties cheating and lying and being verbally abusive and ignoring you and I think i need some pills now because this K-I-S-S-I-N-G in a tree song didn't work out like i thought and I'm having a panic attack about answeting the question cause what if i pick the wrong horse?????

Wow!
This is getting way more serious than I expected.
As far as which horse is like me...Eyeore.

somerfrost 06-23-2006 05:05 PM

Zippy Chippy!

Downthestretch55 06-23-2006 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Downthestretch55
Wow!
This is getting way more serious than I expected.
As far as which horse is like me...Eyeore.

Second thought...
the one that Don Quixote rides...don't know his name.
Bring on the windmills!

my miss storm cat 06-23-2006 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Downthestretch55
Second thought...
the one that Don Quixote rides...don't know his name.
Bring on the windmills!

Rocinante (sp?)?

Downthestretch55 06-23-2006 06:39 PM

close enough...I'll bet him if he runs at Toga.

Danzig 06-24-2006 10:39 PM

rosinante is the don quixote horse.

what horse ae you most like....heck of a question. i guess i'd be a morgan. no real pedigree but a hard worker. either that or a mule, as i'm incredibly stubborn.

Thunder Gulch 06-25-2006 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flowing tail
I am just wondering what one horse you know that encapsulates your entire being the best.

I am thinking Dynaformer because he is a tough azz strapping dude who commands the best ladies at his beck and call and he's... big.


Who's next?

There is a chapter in Kevin Cronley's book "Stud" where he talks about Dynaformer as being like a big goofy kid. Big D doesn't get high marks for intelligence.

flowing tail 06-25-2006 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Well hello there!!!!! Can you please explain your name to me because i am getting very confused and am getting a headache here trying to figure out of you Luv the sails like sail boats and if so you should call Flowing T "Float T" like as in floaties or is it Luv the sales like the mall and if so which stores?????

Luvthesails and Floaties sitting in a yacht
how fast is it, how many knots?
First comes sex, then comes marriage,
then comes Floaties cheating and lying and being verbally abusive and ignoring you and I think i need some pills now because this K-I-S-S-I-N-G in a tree song didn't work out like i thought and I'm having a panic attack about answeting the question cause what if i pick the wrong horse?????

LOL floaties... yeah, i will float you around alright.

And what is this cheating and lying and ignoring etc. garbage, first of all you are assuming i would ever get married in the first place and as you know i am honest enough with myself to admit that is a bad idea for the reasons you mentioned and probably not going to happen.

Hope that doesn't make my stock drop w/ the chicks on here, b/c as we all know they need the vague promise of something permanent and diamonds and babies and Martha Stewart Home Living magazine and white fences and craft projects and sh*t before they get into the sack with you.

P.S. i just applied to MENSA, i will let you know how that goes

BellamyRd. 06-25-2006 01:31 PM

I'd have to say Equipose
you know...
"the chocolate soldier"

2Hot4TV 06-25-2006 02:51 PM

My wife would say I'm most like MR. ED, I never stop talkin.

KonaNative 06-25-2006 04:45 PM

Like this one
 
http://www.nevtron.si/borderline/deadhors.gif

horseofcourse 06-30-2006 02:51 PM

Zippy Chippy. I am the bigest loser ever on earth. I love Zippy Chippy as I love myself as well.

AeWingnut 11-25-2007 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by 2Hot4TV
My wife would say I'm most like MR. ED, I never stop talkin.

it's amazing how some shows don't age well
ok, it isn't amazing
that show doesn't though
it really doesn't

hi_im_god 11-25-2007 02:49 PM

you dug this string out of a 17 month old hole to post your take on mr ed?

good job.

now i want the back story on mmsc and flowing tail.

here's the horse i think most reflects me as a whole:

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goddamn hooves.

my miss storm cat 11-25-2007 03:29 PM

Aaah, the birth of the Esoteric section....

When songs, popsicles, prettiest tail and greatest name (Araaaaafa.... come on now, say it with me :p ) threads ruled. :D


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