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Downthestretch55 06-22-2006 12:13 PM

GPK for Prez
 
As you might know, Kev has tossed his hat into the ring.
Oracle will be his campaign manager, Scavs, Sec of Treasury.
Maybe Blocky can be his chief diplomat.

GPK is running on his solid "reputation".
Tampa Bay will be the seat of power.

Now, get going on getting out the vote! He needs the job!

Cajungator26 06-22-2006 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Downthestretch55
As you might know, Kev has tossed his hat into the ring.
Oracle will be his campaign manager, Scavs, Sec of Treasury.
Maybe Blocky can be his chief diplomat.

GPK is running on his solid "reputation".
Tampa Bay will be the seat of power.

Now, get going on getting out the vote! He needs the job!

GPK, GPK, he's got more game than JFK!

Call all the blue hairs, because you will see, that GPK is the one who will bring them to their knees! LMAO!

GPK 06-22-2006 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Downthestretch55
As you might know, Kev has tossed his hat into the ring.
Oracle will be his campaign manager, Scavs, Sec of Treasury.
Maybe Blocky can be his chief diplomat.

GPK is running on his solid "reputation".
Tampa Bay will be the seat of power.

Now, get going on getting out the vote! He needs the job!


"ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT KINDA RIDE GOMEZ WILL GIVE TODAY"

Downthestretch55 06-22-2006 12:18 PM

to their knees...after they fall off their rocking chairs.

Blue hairs, purple too...
Who the F* cares...?
Any vote will do!

Cajungator26 06-22-2006 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Downthestretch55
to their knees...after they fall off their rocking chairs.

Blue hairs, purple too...
Who the F* cares...?
Any vote will do!

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Priceless!!!

GPK 06-22-2006 12:19 PM

1st thing...all states will accept internet wagering on horses.
2nd thing...eliminate the inheritance tax.
3rd thing...Flat tax rate....everyone pays the same %

Buffymommy 06-22-2006 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
"ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT KINDA RIDE GOMEZ WILL GIVE TODAY"

LMFAO!

From Gigilo to President. Didn't we already have that in Clinton? That may be a bonus for you. You would definately get the women vote!

Downthestretch55 06-22-2006 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
1st thing...all states will accept internet wagering on horses.
2nd thing...eliminate the inheritance tax.
3rd thing...Flat tax rate....everyone pays the same %

Solid platform!
Hard drives for all!

Cajungator26 06-22-2006 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Buffymommy
LMFAO!

From Gigilo to President. Didn't we already have that in Clinton? That may be a bonus for you. You would definately get the women vote!

Don't forget about the cigars! LOL

GPK 06-22-2006 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Don't forget about the cigars! LOL

"we will forge onward until there are Peanut M&M's in every household. I have a dream...."

Downthestretch55 06-22-2006 12:26 PM

Interns take their own risks.
Let's just get him elected first.

And just like Ike, there will be putting greens brought back to the White House lawn.

GPK 06-22-2006 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Downthestretch55
Interns take their own risks.
Let's just get him elected first.

And just like Ike, there will be putting greens brought back to the White House lawn.

<perk> someone say interns?????

Buffymommy 06-22-2006 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
"we will forge onward until there are Peanut M&M's in every household. I have a dream...."


OK, ya have my vote now!!!!!

Downthestretch55 06-22-2006 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Buffymommy
OK, ya have my vote now!!!!!

See Kev?
You'll have that job in no time.
I never thought ya could buy votes with peanut m+m's... that's thinking outside the box.

Buffymommy 06-22-2006 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Downthestretch55
See Kev?
You'll have that job in no time.
I never thought ya could buy votes with peanut m+m's... that's thinking outside the box.


Hello, my name is Buffy and I am addicted to Diet Pepsi and Peanut M&Ms. (Gotta go with the diet soda to help with the calories from the candy).

Downthestretch55 06-22-2006 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Buffymommy
Hello, my name is Buffy and I am addicted to Diet Pepsi and Peanut M&Ms. (Gotta go with the diet soda to help with the calories from the candy).

Hi Buffy,
You can be in charge of the Food and Beverage Administration.
Chips and dip are a food group.

Buffymommy 06-22-2006 12:42 PM

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Hi Buffy,
You can be in charge of the Food and Beverage Administration.
Chips and dip are a food group.


Salsa is in that food group too! LOVE me some salsa!

Downthestretch55 06-22-2006 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Buffymommy
Salsa is in that food group too! LOVE me some salsa!

Salsa is good...you're a natural for Food +Bev...
I'm still rolling about CGator's advice about putting peanut butter on your nuts.
Cashew, cashew.

Buffymommy 06-22-2006 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Downthestretch55
Salsa is good...you're a natural for Food +Bev...
I'm still rolling about CGator's advice about putting peanut butter on your nuts.
Cashew, cashew.


Not my nuts. I like creamy peanut butter. :)

Downthestretch55 06-22-2006 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Buffymommy
Not my nuts. I like creamy peanut butter. :)

Our Press Secretary will have to ask Euro how the field test went.
We'll get back to you.

Vote early, vote often....he needs the job!


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