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ClydeVivor 2015 Anything Goes..........
Time to leave the Christmas thread behind...................
Holy Cow Picks: Frosted/Keen Ice exacta box in honor of the 1st snowstorm of 2015.:{>: |
The Very Fine ClydeVivor Analysis of the Holy Cow Stakes:
================================================== === For yer handicapping pleasure....the VERY fine analysis of the Holly Cow Steaks!: This will be good,but not for vegetarians. Here ya go. 1....FROSTED TIP Oh boy. Really ridiculous as frosted tips are for selfies and should NEVER be raced. ....uh,no.... Crinkle.... trash can. 2....QUEEN ICE Ice Queens never win. Crinkle.... trash can. 3....LOW MOON CIDER This is a special autumn evening beverage. It has no busyness in a non autumn place.....in the afternoon.....in January. So no. Crinkle.... trash can. 4....BLUE GRASS SINGER Funny how a few letters make all the difference. If this were Blues Singer, why----he'd be an auto keepah-keepah. Ever hear Bluegrass songs? BLECH!!!! nyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyooooooooooooooooooow!!!! thud 5....JUAN&BINA ( IN A BOB&JOHN SUIT) whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!! 6....FIRST DOWN Last in. Crinkle.... trash can 7....FRAMMENTO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!! KEEPAH! 8....UPSKIRT whoa!!!! tsssssssssssssss!! UPS!....I mean ---- Crinkle.... trash can. 9....DON THE HAND GRENADE Pull pin....throw....pffffft. Crinkle.... trash can. 9....DECISION DAY I have decided---- Crinkle.... trash can Number 7,FRAMMENTO to win. By the by....this is an awful race;didn't have much to work with here. |
From ~ Clyde
================================================== ===== It's really nice being in a brand new Debbie contest. There I go again. Anyhoo....I am wondering if any of the posters in the Tamp Bay Reunion thread have ever heard of Facebook. Just thayin'. Thank our lucky's they are not tweeting here,too. Anyways!!....Believe it or not, more interesting things are happening than the Worst Dressed Tourist in Floria Contest.Another KD approaches and countless 3 year olds are candidates to win it.February 1st begins the one week Grifter Convention which shall be held at the parking lot of Walmart in Kent.The Grifter of the Year will announced on February 2nd.If it isn't Taylor Marie,then I would not want to meet the winner. More PLE's: "Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time." Well don't look at me. "He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has." I don't think baffert wrote that one. "It is every man's obligation to put back into the world at least the equivalent of what he takes out of it." Public "servants" ,I feel sorry for them.They have a lllllllllong road to hoe. "Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up." Or if they're in the Tampa Bay Reunion thread.----=:> "Life is like a mirror, we get the best results when we smile at it." BLECH!! "If you are going through hell, keep going." keepah-keepah!! And now, hour STICKY MUSIC!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzAO9A9GjgI In closing,remember----if ever you find yourself a stranger in a strange land amongst creatures who cannot be explained away;not to worry.You are merely momentarily trapped in Tampa Bay....among those bearing Legionnaire's Disease. Uhm.....maybe you should worry. ADIOS AMIGOS!! |
"He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has."
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From Still alive ~ Clyde :)
================================================== =========== Thank you SightyPooKins for my trophy and huge ,toothy grin face.I enjoy being recognized for my exemplary work. I do feel as though many more of these awards should come, but the vast majority of my legion of fan....make that fanS....are either very shy or lack courage. ANYWAYS!!---- Is "by the grace of God" a hard and fast rule? Does "space junk" break the law ;"what goes up must come down"....? Why can not a stent be used to clear mental blocks? Shall meteorologists predictions be granted a "may be off by 90-100%" annotation? These are but a few of the challenges standing before manselfish as we head into the merry month of February.This is the only month lasting under 30 days;even in a leap year.Its name comes from the Latin term "februum" ( do not confuse this with redrum) which means"purification."It is OK to pronounce it as "FebROOary" or just FebUary."I don't know why January isn't Janruary nor why February isn't just Febuary.It seems like it would be fine to also pronounce January as JanROOary. But it's not. "When choosing up sides without captains,don't anoint yourself as one.The sides will choose themselves." -Albert Einstein "Remember,Jesus will not walk amongst us as an international personality.He will be an unemployed carpenter or maybe a homeless person.One things for shore :He will be noting who be naughty or nice." -Loam Chumpsky God these philosophical quotes are driving me nuts. I am trying to put into order the most important parts which make up a "hottie." I think this: 1....Legs 2....Face 3....Dupa 4....Boo Bee's The 3 year old that wins this years KD most likely has yet to win a race. If you had the little c in your little prostate and your medicine man was Dr. Cistti,would you not ask for the availability of Dr. Tumorski? Honest, these things only happen to me. The infamous grifter,Taylor Marie,has yet to reappear....although I know she will.The former stripper who now trims the excess off rubber products( ya really can't buy stuff like this) has to make sure the well has dried up.Let me tell you;she's really,really good at what she does. Red Boarding is applicable to the dice tables and roulette wheel.Just because you got soaked at the races, and that can be confirmed,doesn't mean you can lie about that which is not possible to be confirmed. Since Belichik is a proven horrid loser and cheater and BIG LIAH(just ask New York and Parcells) and will use every angle and stretch rules never before stretched and keeps his nose into every aspect of the game and dump his wife after many years for a baffert like HO....does anyone really think he had nothing to do with Air-Be-Gone???? What a despicable rodent. Speaking of despicable rodents,when will the Breeders Cup Classic become the Breeders Cup Vlasic----brought to you by the Pickle People!! That would top the Kentucky Derby presented by YUM! God that is so awful,although I could put a girl's name in front of YUM! and it would be a WHOLE lot spicier....and truer SAY!!!....Speaking of sour pickles.....snarf!!....sssssso funny-----I'll bet Tits' ***** tastes like sour pickles, bet ya.NoAdvantage would know. rolling an' laughing!! I am ssssssssso amusing!! Maybe that's why he's such a nasty plumb bob.....=:> Oh gosh.Now what? Perhaps a STICKY MUSIC link? Why, of course! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sGy_-p_sVE And finally (STOP IT!)...I----ME, has a black shirt with a classic rendering of Gary Moore in ELECTRIC blue on my chiseled torso front side.This goes with my A#1 blues collection of more Moore's,Rory Gallagher and the ABB. And they all sniff like BURY ME BABY!!!! AMIGOS! AVANTI!!!! |
"Remember,Jesus will not walk amongst us as an international personality.He will be an unemployed carpenter or maybe a homeless person.One things for shore :He will be noting who be naughty or nice."
-Loam Chumpsky So Jesus is also Santa Claus????:confused: Will we be getting one of your very fine analysis of the Tampa Bay Derby? Tomorrow at GP, I like Presto Magic in race 9. Will box with Catfight Cowgirl. |
From Clyde
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From ~ Clyde
======================================= Miss D.O.D.----I would not have done the Sam Davis anyway.I found it dreadful.Also,I have discovered the Tampa Bay Derby is held at Tampa Bay. I hate Tampa Bay and shan't be doing that one either. Gud wun on the Trump;do it tomorrow. Sporty Fans,the horsey biz is like any other biz;one hears an abundance of bullshit.It is up to the customer or fan to house such talent as to determine what is bullshit and what is real.Everyone is selling something.That "something" is usually going to be....bullshit.Assuming one is not a gardening enthusiast;why pay for bullshit? Why kiss up to bullshitters? Does this not make you a bullshitee? And,as if there is not enough bullshit being slung around....we have the ever growing popularity of Fucl<FaceBook and and Twitter.Twitter being aptly named for its members----twits.Now its not just volumes of bullshit anymore,but a huge pinch of completely worthless redundancies.What a swell mix. Thoreau was so ahead of his time. It's almost as if he knew this "social revolution" was coming. What better way to dump the nonsense than to move away from it? In the forest you will hear real tweeting,as it was meant to be.FF Book becomes your diary.A man once pretended he was a tree talking to another tree and said,referring to axes being marched with bad intent into a forest...."At least the handles are one of us." That,to me....is so far reaching in its innuendo. Let us now have a few more Personal Life Enhancements: "The machine that feeds you is the same machine that eventually eats you." All time fave of mine. "If you desired to change the world,where would you start?With yourself,or others?" It's not that hard. Enough with the PLE's. Let us do the fine pre race analysis for the Sad Rodeo Stakes: But first....this will be played at my funeral,although I won't have a funeral. Maybe just hum it when my death is official.ALL of them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmsRFrN97ek And so....... 1....FUCL<ERTUNITY The sole horsey in this trained by that worthless cheating slug;----baffert. It will be interesting to see how he might assault Shared Belief;especially from gate one.I'm sure that whinning,schmoozing drug dealer baffert will think of something. This will be fun! WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! 2....TONTO Jay Silverheels is NOT in the saddle. No shot. Crinkle.... trash can 3....YOUKNOWIKNOWANDSODOESFIDO wuff!! Crunkle.... trash can 4....IMPAIRED Ant hill destroyer. Crinkle.... trash can 5....SHARED BELIEF DOUBLE KEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH!!!! 6....FUNHOUSE SLIDE Oh boy. NO! Crinkle.... trash can 7....BOZO Blech. Crink-EL!.... trash can 8....CALIFRONIA ALUMINUM Too many cheaters and cowards in this race....Goddammity. Crinkle.... trash can 9....BETA SLOTH Step into the vaporization chamber,please. poof Shared Belief to win. |
The analysis of "The Donn H" by ~ Clyde
================================================== ========= The Donn Trump 5th Presidential Candidacy,But Just Kidding I Do This To Satisfy This ENORMOUS Ego Of Mine: 1....CONSTITUTION There is a Todd of Rights involved here. Not bad. Still.... Crinkle.... trash can 2....COMMISSIONER Another nice horsey. A Hot Toddy. Just not today. Crinkle.... trash can 3....NOTEASTHALL Kaplan pulls the bait n' switch. Crinkle.... trash can 4....LAY What's mott to like? She's a HO. Crinkle.... trash can 5....ELNAAWI A Watusi horsey. Can you do the Watusi? Do you care? Me neither. Crinkle.... trash can 6....CATHOLIC COWBOY Could there be a worse combination? Is Turkish Hash the best combination? Ever see a Turkish hottie? Ever do hash? Ever do a Turkish hottie? I forgot the name of this horsey because I am petrifying my pud. Let's just crinkle-----trash can this one. 7.... ....ut oh(tm).... Ah furgud again. NYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!! thud 8....PROTONICHOLE This is the very first Nichole. I hate to do this Sighty. I'll not crinkle you, but wrap you in cotton and place you gently into the trash can. plop 9....BLUE TONE sssssssso close!! Crinkle.... trash can 10....PRAYER FOR RELIEF Cain't quit 'im. Winnah-Winnah! Fishy Dinnah!! © 2015 Microsoft Terms Privacy & cookies Developers English (United States) |
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I do hope you found something to resuscitate your pud. |
My dear Clyde, I shall match your Donald Trump and San Rodeo Dr and up you one Withering Heights and one Shari Lewis and Lambchops:
The Donald-Constitution-Won San Rodeo-Hoppertunity (although I'll be happy if SB wins :))-3rd YAY SHARED BELIEF!!!!!!!!!!!! Withering Heights-March (so many ZC's on this one!:$:)-LOSTED. Never bet a horse named March in February. Shari Lewis and Lambchop-Firing Line-2nd Sue Wanna Be-Rock On baby-Also Losted. Your move sir.;) |
Does Clyde have any picks for the Aruba Derby- cause I will be there live and in person. I just need to google where the hell the track is as it has been hard to find between the martinis
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I would like to STEVIE ALL ex box the Sue Wanna Be. :$:
I also have a special announcement to make... I once met Robert Lewis. He wasn't Belmontian wonderful people, but he was wonderful people nonetheless. |
From ~ You know who ~ Clyde
================================================== ===== Oh my God. I am in deep confusement. SightyPoo met Robert Lewis in Aruba and Ralph was smoking cigars with Monica Lowinski.She said someone was wonderful people minus 1....and she bet nonetheless to win. Perhaps my efforts are better put in moving on The Debster. Withering Heights....I like March.Cant quit 'im. Shari Robert Lambchop Steaks....Rock Shandy Sue Wanna Bee....Skylander The Aruba Derby brought to you by BLECH!....(It's held in Rio de Janeiro,but the way.)I like Hansen to win.No Advantage performing for Ralph Geeker: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5_96DTde38 My head is spinning. "resuscitate your pud" HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!! thud! Thank God I have downed copious amounts of MerHigh and am immune to almost anything....just not the D.O.D. Contest Contestants. But the Purple Heroin can't be expected to be a cure all. God help me;I love kumquaterry. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uQWnlEs9GU The MerHigh is making me sappy. I wound up in a neighborhood bar filled with unsavories. I love the female unsavory. They have no morals.They refuse to be taught,too.Commitment;that is like so important. I know I went in with someone, but came out with someone else.Maybe it was.....or maybe it was the MerHigh.Can you follow this?Boy I shore can't.Could there be a synchronized Joe Cocker act?That would be tough.You thought I was kidding about Obama being an Egyptian Pharaoh,huh?Oh my God.I looked out the window and the space I parked my car-----that's not my car in that space.It may be the MerHigh-----again.You follow me now?I'm thinking of planting my own uranium 235 rods.The procedure was explained to me and really.....it's not that big a deal.Just have to find the 235.I'll bet baffert has some in his horsey medicine cabinet. Here's a real nightmare I had two nights ago: Short, but REAL and the kind that gives you a thick ice jacket.I was in a house, deep---- in the night.It was a strange house to me;I was in a bedroom.Pretty sure a little one's bedroom.The bed either had an edge to it or it was a crib with the one side rail almost all the way down,but not quite.The door was closed and someone was in that bed/crib.I got in it and laid next to that body.Then, I got up to search for something but I did not know what it was. I heard people outside the door and jumped very fast back into the bed.I hear the door open and cringed ,partly because some of my body was laying on the top of the side rail or "edge."I'm scared to death now and lay facing a wall.The door closes and I can tell more than one person walks up to the bed and stops.It's 3 people,I think.One nudges my hip with a finger.I'm now petrified. "Why aren't they screaming at me?" Then a voice says something,but I can't hear the words and I don't answer. Again something is said to me. This time I answer and say that I cannot hear what is being said.Another word string.Now I point to my ear and say that I am sorry,but I don't hear very well.This time,I do hear it.I hear"You're wife is here."But I still ask to repeat.To this point,the voices were nice.There was calm in them( which made no sense) yet there was an innuendo of danger.Then the repeat,"Your wife is here." Then, another voice immediately follows with,"Yes. Davey's wife!" I swear ....those last two voices were again not angry, but playful....and worse, they had that demonic hue to them.It all felt real. I did not know I was dreaming.I was absolutely petrified.I literally could not move...frozen in fear.At that point I made that decision:That decision where you are sick of being in abject terror and you COMMAND your body to give back control to your soul. I shattered that full body ice jacket and turned toward them in a split second and with complete rage screamed "LIAR!!!!" Only right then did I become aware that I was here....on the floor....and now facing a bedside table,even though I don't have a bed.It was a nightmare, but I did in reality scream "LIAR!!!" ....VERY loud. It's amazing I didn't wake up everyone on this floor. When you have one of those when you are frozen in fear and just cannot move nor even speak....those are friggin' scary. Plus, when you realize you just bellowed out "LIAR!" in a very threatening way .....to a bed side table,you feel really stupid. That's my story. Way it goes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U9Q3UlO5gM AMIGOS!----AVANTI! |
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From - Clyde
================================================== ===== Sporty Fans, before I begin sporty updates and yer what not.....I do have an announcement to make on my state of health;knowing full well the great majority here wish I were dead....UPS!....I mean, they pray for my little prostate. This week ,I go in to have MerHigh withdrawn from me.They will be looking for traces of blood------wish me well, won't you? Next up:Thanks so much to my ENORMOUS pud-----WHOA!! Oh my God. I meant , to my ENORMOUS fan base....of course. So many congratulated me regarding my brilliantly insightful and courageous pick on Shared Belief.I want to do the right thing here and thank each one of you on an individual basis. Arletta....thank you for your kindness and luscious legs. I think that should be it.....certainly hope I didn't forget anyone. California Aluminum,I'm told, had to see the vet immediately after the race and was treated for extreme dust inhalation.Hear he has recovered and is doing well.His greedy owner may send him next to Don'tBuy.You know,that ostentatious place built upon the backs of the scammed and enslaved.What an honorable thing to do. Now baffert,the Merchant of Menace,now has to decide where to hide PayBob. Good luck to ya there,baffert. Floppertunity,maybe him for the Fig Cap? "At the risk of seeming ridiculous,the true revolutionary is moved by the true feelings of love." I can follow that one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1I6BT01tNg AMIGO'S!!....LET'S WENT!! |
An insight from ~ Clyde
================================================== === Horsey Fans....the deed has been done.The owners of California Aluminum are sending him to Sodom&Gomorrah.The same horsey who brought them so much money and fame and even gave one of the owners an opportunity to act like a complete jackass;this is the reward he gets.He gets a round trip( only 14,000 miles)ticket to Don'tBuy where he will have to jump 9 hours ahead in getting there and then 9 hours behind upon his return. His trainer has the brains, but unfortunately his owners make the important decisions. Nothing new about that mismatch. Why do we say "Now we are through the looking glass here." when we are never out of it?? All the same,for those of you who wished the re-emergence of the PoliSci Room.....ya got what ya weeshed fer.A continuous string of "I'm right and you're wrong" by known bleeding heart libtards and neo nazi conserva-gives.But then again, with the belly laughs that Genuine Crazy Lady and Daffy Danny offer viewers-----maybe it's not sa bad.JMess,Mr. Pumpkin and I Am Stupid are kind of amusing,too. Wishing the best to MyMissSnowBlower. Oh boy. I meant MyMissStormCat,of course. FarFromOver has now boinged to the top of my Derby list.There weren't that many to jump over, but I recall International Star,Texas Red and Frosted were there.Plenty of time to ponder over these and new possibles. Or not. "Life is just a bowl of cherries." Lie!! "The best things in life are free." More lies!!!! ''That light at the end of the tunnel;it's probably a train." Now that's more like it. STICKY STICKY! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSquiIVLhrQ My best bets o' the day at the Big M tomorrow: #3,It'sSurreal in the third at 4:1 ml. #6,ClydeBank in the 7th at 12:1 ml. I must whizz. I have whizzed. Late next week, it will probably glow in the dark. If there is an after life, doesn't it infer there was a before life? If all this be so....what's with this life stuff?Why the interruption? This philosophizing jazz is for deaf birds. Those showing real potential for enshrinement into the NA Piggy Pen: SLO MO RANDALL( although I think he's being coached by enshrinee Hack-A-Thak. FUCl<ER6 GASSED4522 BLEACHED BABE LIZARD CINCYMULEPLAYER and 1st TIME EXLAX Let us hope they don't turn out as flash in the pans. HANG TEN!! |
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As I foretold you, were all spirits and Are melted into air, into thin air; And, like the baseless fabric of this vision, The cloud-capp'd towers, the gorgeous palaces, The solemn temples, the great globe itself, Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve, And, like this insubstantial pageant faded, Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff As dreams are made on, and our little life Is rounded with a sleep. ~ Prospero (The Tempest) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-Q_WX_9Nv0 Race 8, #1 Bootsonthebeach #1A Boot Legger So gehts! |
From ~ Clyde
================================================ I, ClydeyPooKins, have formed a new on line social affair.It's called,"Women In STEEL BONDAGE." ror! I'm kidding. Really though.....it's called "Scooter"---- and Scooter's Squawk. So here ya go: SQUAWKS!! ClydeyPooKins@SQUAWK1 Not to worry,Friends of Clyde.My MerHigh contained acceptable amounts of blood.Sonograms of my appendix showed it performing in the normal range. ClydeyPooKins@SQUAWK1 reSQUAWKED OLDWUFFIE@NT "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1I6BT01tNg" AWFUL!! ClydeyPooKins@SQUAWK1 Who is notstevie5picks?? ClydeyPooKins@SQUAWK1 Will someone please plug NoAdvantage into the reality queue? ClydeyPooKins@SQUAWK1 How does one safely store radioactive ejaculate? No wise cracks please. ClydeyPooKins@SQUAWK1 reSQUAWKED DAFFYDANNY@NT "I get that...." NO YOU DON'T!! ClydeyPooKins@SQUAWK1 I am hoping this catches on at warp speed.My plan is to become "seamless" with Twitter's Twits so Twits and Squawkers may reTWIT and reSQUAWK. ClydeyPooKins@SQUAWK1 reSQUAWKED Arletta@GREENWOOD4 "WHERE ARE MY BOO BEE'S!!?? Oh. Never mind." End of SQUAWKS. |
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For Clyde: Tampa Race 7 Mizz Wizz |
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GSP R2 #3 Cum Laude DD R10 #2 Hard to Collect |
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Clydiepookins I am sending you, though my thoughts, oodles of positive wishes, stunningly beautiful noodle images and silent music. |
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Blizzard (so pretty - check out his pic) is running this weekend (NZ). :)
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From Clyde Hisself:
============================================= Sporty Fans....do not miss out on this massive fun! Make sure you have your fave fun food with you before you start.This has to be the NA ALL PIGGY PEN GAME!! http://www.paceadvantage.com/forum/s...0&page=1&pp=15 |
A Clyde Update:
================================================== ======= My dear friends....today,I underwent Nuclear Power Plant installation in my little prostate. But the worst----happened. They could not do this thing as they found:I have no prostate;no more.The little c accelerated and et it.This means,all possible eradicating procedures are now....worthless. I'm wondering.....exactly how far does Stevie's Dart Gun reach? Is his deep rooted disdain for me;that deep rooted? Did Stevie send in a hit team in the night,when it's dark....and provide them with a dart gun containing a lethal dose of Dave Schwontz' HIGH malware? I will investigate this in the little remaining time I have. It will achy breaky my little heart if this turns out to be true. |
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============================================= Fave NA Thread Titles: Official rye bread price thread What's yer sperm count? Who is baffert! How do I know if I've been stiffed? If all horses really were born in January,wouldn't that kill horse astrology? Official Randy Sterling thread ( don't say anything) Is the old cowboy star Tex Twitter really who started Twitter? When did Maggie get turned out? I only bet superfecta's cause I'm smard Name a town where Just Thayin' was NOT employed as a cop wud do you giys thing of the third raze at porx today? If Cardvark is not doing a great job of making a fool of himself today, he is not doing his job. Instead of saying,"I ran into this accomplished horseman and as fate would have it....he was looking to partner on a horse....", you say,"So I hire a new International Ops Manager and he sees my Santa Anita calendar on the wall and tells me that his former boss won the Kentucky Derby in 2010 (Animal Kingdom), and Breeders Cup and Dubai and Bev D (Euro Charlene)...I ask if I could buy the guy dinner to hear his stories. As fate would have it, he was looking...." ....then you might be a blowhard. And I'm not talking about Lease a Mower Otis. Ending posts with "Cheers" makes me projectile vomit. Don't let me bore you;these are just random thoughts. (the above is not a random thought....it's a just thayin') Let me make it clear that I am NOT notclyde. "Driving car number 11 in this evenings sprint car race will be Mr. Arthur Garfunkel." ''I was High in the Himalaya's and Became the First Human to do Hash with Mr. Yeti"....the soon to be out book made during Brian Williams forthcoming 6 month vacay. Hit songs by the Beatles ....had they been psychopaths: I Saw Her Hanging There I Want To Hold Your Head PS I Hate You I Threw Her Through the Bathroom Window Expiration Day! Come Apart Leg Tripper Eleanor Rigor Mortis Got to Get You Outa My Life Happiness is a loaded Smith&Wesson I'm Happy Just to Dance on You Do Not Let it Be Please Mr. Coroner Let's end it with a familiar STICKY(I don't know why u-tubey won't let just your choice song play anymore.The place is beginning to bug me.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CTqSu84g7s |
From ~ Clyde
================================================== === I forgot about another great Beatles song:The Obama on the Hill. That was beautiful. Now THIS....this is really beautiful;especially after an intravenous feed of liquid purple heroin. I shall soon rewrite this so keep that in mind. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzK0pYJbfKg And if I say to you tomorrow Take my hand, child, come with me It's to a castle I will take you Where what's to be, they say will be A-catch the wind, see us spin Sail away, leave today Way up high in the sky It won't, but the wind won't blow, we really shouldn't go It only goes to show that you will be mine, by takin' our time Oooh, ho-whoa And if you say to me tomorrow Oh, what fun it all would be then what's to stop us, pretty baby but what is and what should never be A-catch the wind, see us spin Sail away, leave today Way up high in the sky It won't, but the wind won't blow, we really shouldn't go It only goes to show that you will be mine, by takin' our time Oooh, ohh, oh-ho So if you wake up with the sunrise and all your dreams are still as new and happiness is what you need so bad Well, girl, the answer lies with you, yeah A-catch the wind, see us spin Sail away, leave today Way up high in the sky It won't, but the wind won't blow, we really shouldn't go It only goes to show that you will be mine, by takin' our time Oooh, ho-whoa Hey, ho, ma A-well, the wind won't blow, and we really shouldn't go and it only goes to show-whoa-whoa-whoa Catch the wind, we're gonna see us spin We're gonna sail, little girl A-do-do-do, ba-ba-n-do, oh Ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, yeah Everybody I know seems to know me well but does anyody know I'm gonna move like hell A-baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, ho, I love ya Baby, baby, babe, huh, oh, I love ya Do, no, no, no, no, no, no, come on, now I want you By the by, the next song is pretty drug addicting too. I'll leave the horse picking to the experts. |
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Long day at work Clyde but this made me laugh (alot!):D |
From ~ Clyde
================================================== ======= Did Joseph Biden's little film clip from yesterday cause Daughters of the American Revolution---- in situ orgasms?? Did it cause female Mormons to scream,"BURY ME BABY!!" What did Biden Dude say to Carter Babe? Here ya go: "Steffy,do you feel that? That's my ENORMOUS co.ck up against you,baby.I want to bite you.Later....call me." Biden is such a rookie. I...ME,can give any hottie out there----eterrrnal life.Just like Dracula,only bettah.I am in complete confluence with my eterrrnal life giving jizz:My predator blood now flows into it.AND!---- It's also radioactive.Baby, you will not only have eterrrnal life----you will experience copious,full body and EXTREMELY HOT orgasms that will last for HOURS. And I ,too, have an ENORMOUS co.ck. =:> ENORMOUS. Doesn't Pink Floyd sound like a sexual disease? A large constrictor snake with a cell phone is a telethon. If twats tweeted,wouldn't they be more likely twatting? T'wat,exactly,is going on here? Picture a penal institution.Who are its inhabitants?Is it a prison for bad penis'?Doesn't that noodle image look funny? Can you imagine a pud in solitary confinement? Isn't that so sad? Did the name Milk Duds come from girls with teeny tiny boo bees? Do you think Steffy must have had nice buttocks and that's what attracted White Out to her on that stage? Will Biden be known as the Great Fornicator? Nurses and female Docs love touching me.I have a beautiful mind in a beautiful body.The blood taking nurses all say I'm better than Dracula.They love touching my pud.I know thy want it:Eterrrrnal life. Doesn't Biden look like he is Eddie Haskell grown up? I store my lock deicer safely in my car. - 30 degree wind chills tonight here in Kent,Ohio.That's what it feels like on Ohio skin. It's more like -75 degrees on Texas skin. Mountain skin=55 degrees.Plus side of zero. You know, I think Carter's wife was digging Biden's sexual overtures. What until Ashton sees that for himself. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edtl5W4XNLk |
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