Oh man---going to be a long weekend at work
 

Well this is totally off topic but I will share because I think it is funny. Most of you know I am in the oil change and tire business in Indy. Well guess what, it is summer and all the high school cheerleaders need to raise money for their camps in August. And what way to the earn money....well they have a car wash. Of course I let them use my lot to have this car wash. Now, I employ young men who are honry as can be and are all excited because a local high school is here today and tomorrow. Two of them are here setting things up and putting up sings. Of course, they are cute and have little bikini tops on. I can see that my men will be distracted for the next two days--ha ha.

Euro i slipped ya a private message.

Lucky you! And dont for one second tell me you arent distracted either. You'd either have to be lying or be a cakeboy. :cool:

Being in the oil change business I have a ? The last two times I took a car in for a oil change they told me that I had a oil leak . I didn't have the leak before I went in. needless to say I have found a new service center, but what's up with that.

I am like 3 hours from Indy, I am sure you need a supervisor for such events, I am on the way

scav, I'm closer i win.

like we can't have two supervisors....

Two will work I can provide free food for the all the cheerleaders see.

I will provide the opportunity to become a movie star

Haha a movie star and man dont get distracted with these girls i expect you to pound arlington.

Well if there is a leak then I would suggest putting a piece of cardboard under your car at night when you park. If their is a leak, it will be on the cardboard when you come to your car in the moring. Now dont let oil change places rip you off. Dont buy the air filter and all that crap. The one thing I would spend the extra money on is the actual oil. Now if your car is newer then you can get buy with getting an oil change every 5000 miles. If it is over 70,000 miles I would get one every 3000 miles. Also I would have a semi tune-up twice a year. The main thing with a car is to get a good mechanic. I know dealerships are the most expensive, but they know what they are doing and do good work.

I'm 1 1/2 away myself, I'll race ya! Well, I'm no perv in that respect, I would never violate a young lady like that, well unless she was legal:D , anyway, you cannot complain about having the eye candy for the weekend. At least you won't have to worry about your boys calling in, huh.

Well i am only here at this location for about 25 more minutes and then I am heading south to where we are opening up another location. But yes, it does get distracting. VERY DISTRACTING.

Skippy let me know when you are thinking of stopping by.

My friend is tapping an 18 year old now and he is 27, and he said it is best piece of butt he has ever had....hard for me to believe and I think he is trying to justify it because we ridcule the crap out of him, but it could be....

When i was 28 I dated an 18 year old. Drove me absolutley crazy. The sex was good and she was willing to learn but the conversation was worthless. It lasted for about 3 months and I couldnt take it anymore.

I dated older guys when I was younger too... my bf of a year and a half was 28 and I was 19. :p The one before that was 26 and I was 17 (almost 18.) My bf now has almost 13 years on me (I'm about to turn 26.) If you're an older guy, I would highly recommend dating a younger woman... IF you can handle it. ;)

Younger women is the way to go. I think men should trade in women as soon as they hit 30 for a younger model, just like a car. ;)

:rolleyes:

Such a load of shiat... LOL The real problem is that most women nag and b itch at their husbands so much about stupid stuff. I'm too independent for that kind of garbage, but most women will call and call and call... how annoying.

nice race site-post the pics of the 18 year old or something:eek:
this could turn into a porn site

or maybe we all can meet at the oil change joint and tap em all:cool:

You'd have to be something pretty hot to get a 17 year old's attention... most of them aren't interested in the beer belly old farts... ;)

I have had them young and old....its all pretty good stuff...some is just better than others.


"I haven't had every girl I ever wanted, BUT I have had every girl that ever wanted me.":D :D

Don't worry, you have about 4 years left on your tires before you need to be traded in. LOL. The nagging isn't the issue, the extra 10-20 pounds is the issue.

Now, see, we women think exactly the same thing but in reverse. Men peak sexually at what, 18? And women in their mid-30's? Women over 30 need a young guy who still stands at full mast to keep up with us. :)

Yeah, old hot chicks are better than young ugly chicks.

Her TA-TAS keep cajun around much longer....

Actually men peak in the eyes of women when they are making the most cash in their lives, usually in their 40-50's. The thing that makes a guy stand at full mast is a young woman, not some woman his same age. ;)

I've known plenty of fat young women too... it's a lifestyle. If you like women who bug you all day, don't let you go out with your friends and then don't want to have sex with you, more power to you... I don't know of many men like that though. :eek:

You can always pay a doctor too and get a few more years out of the old clunkers. LOL.

LOL! I love it! :D I always date older men because once they're in their thirties, they are FINALLY nearing the same maturity level that I was at when I was a teenager.

Nothing wrong with being fat or talking too much as long as they know what the real reason is for their mouth. :D

Im 33 and just hitting my stride....:cool: :cool: :cool:

You date older men because they have more cash.

The last younger chick I dated was 20, I was 31, she called me soooooo much I had to unplug the damn phone from the wall! Changed my cell number. The bad thing about younger girls, is they never had an older guy put it on em' before and they tend to get sprung real easy. I'd say 23-24 is where it's at if you are an early 30's guy. Atleast they have a little more experience on them. Girl I'm with now is 32, just a little younger than me, she is awesome. Mature, good job, and can do the damn thing, if you know what I mean:D :cool:

I may be Devin, your long lost twin. I'm 33 too and like Jim Brown when he retired, I'm in my prime!

Actually, that's not true. Anyone who knows me, understands that I am the farthest thing from a gold digger. If I was, would I still be driving the piece of s hit car that I am? I won't let anyone buy me anything... I'm too independent for that stuff. I like to do my own stuff, but I appreciate a MATURE older guy who has ambition in his life. Ambition is what drives me... I don't want a no good, laxy S.O.B. who can't take care of himself.

23-24 is just right, mine is 25, and I say 10 years younger is perfect.

You are a stubborn one..:mad:

You should let him buy you stuff. I buy my girlfriend stuff and like to do it. A car is a little steep though, but I pay for vacations, and she pays me back on vacation. ;)

I friend once told me, men are like a fine wine that gets better w/ age, and women are kinda like an open 2 liter. Not my quote, but kinda funny.;)