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Twas The Night Before Christmas
Twas The Night Before Christmas in the Derby Trail House
Scuds was complaining that Flores is a louse The entries on equibase for the next day were bare A day off for cappers was finally there The posters were nestled all snug in their beds While visions of tax tickets danced in their heads And Steve in his Dentons, replete with a cap had settled his brain for a short winters nap When out on the board there rose such a clatter Steve swore, cursed and screamed NOW WHATS THE MATTER?!!! Away to the pc he flew like a flash to see if the libel would cost him some cash Dixie was on posting though he'd been asked to go With some other crazed posters who'd been on some blow When what to Steves bugged out eyes should appear? Repent was on posting calling some guy a qu eer How could these whackos be such crazy pr**ks? Who'd think that the world could be so full of d**ks? Steve hurried to edit and blank out their aims They were fighting and calling each other bad names Now Dixie, Now Pillow Now Da Hoss and Repent! On Ziegler! On Ateam! On Oracle and Hickory! You guys belong in a cell!! Behind 4 strong brick walls! Now go away!! Go away!! I can't take much more from you all!! And I heard him proclaim, as he dropped out of sight Merry Christmas you animals Could I have just one peaceful night? |
haha that was PERFECT!!! Merry Christmas to all my favorite pains in the asses!
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Nice work Mike.
Merry Christmas. |
Dang I miss everything! HA HA!
But props to you O. That was funny! See christmas cheer can even make me nice. :) OK, I am off to wrap two more gifts. Back in a few! |
Mike,
That was freaking awesome!!! Merry Christmas! LOL!!! :D |
oh, that was great! excellent work mike. lol
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Santa says to tell the kiddies not to wake up with the sun (in the morning.)He is a little behind,but is trying hard to get caught up.Seems he wasted a little too much time trying out Tantric sex with Mrs. Claus.
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Mike you are doing your annual year end awards again are you not?
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Mike..
Too funny.. Just great. |
That rendition of the Night Before X-mas really sums it up!
Merry X-mas, Mike...from up the "valley". |
...silly I tell ya !
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Loved it Big-O
Have a good day my friend Dustin |
Merry christmas mike, and thanx for doing the poem, it gave me a great laugh.
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Nice job,Big-O! Looks like Kasept is rubbing off on you!;)
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Most Excellent "O"...I see a budding career here.
Spyder from SC |
Maybe you could handicap a race is the form of a poem? You should start a thread for Poem Cappers?
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Thanks guys. Unfortunately I am stuck home sick today. I was supposed to travel to Long Island to be with the sisters and their husbands and my parents and 3 month old niece. I've had this crazy flu/cough thing for about a week and just can't put my little tiny niece in the line of fire of whatever this thing is. Got in the car to go this morning and felt guilty and called my sister who said "you don't sound good" when I asked her if she thought the baby was at risk if I came. Its a real bummer.
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Top notch parody, oracle. Get well soon. |
Feel better Oracle.
Just think, the money you saved on not traveling today can be spent tomorrow at Santa Anita :cool: |
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Imagine watching any Giant game for that matter :eek:
They stink. |
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feel better oracle. |
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Now that's funny..............I don't care who you are.....that's funny right there.....
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LOL nice mike! i have to back scuds up about flores tho. you probaly still wont agree with me but he butchered atswhatimtalkinbout in the derby:( |
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