Mayor Ford
 

O Canada

http://www.thespec.com/news-story/42...l-sex-comment/

:{>::eek:

Take that Michael Douglas

This guy is honestly a gift from God.

Can't find a picture of the lucky Mrs. anywhere.

Did he eat her?

Sorry

I meant consume her?

:eek::D

i only smoke crack when i'm falling down drunk. doesn't everyone?

oh.
sweet.
jesus.


“It says I wanted to eat her ***** and I have never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I’m happily married and I’ve got more than enough to eat at home,” he said before heading up to council


lmao


just...uh, how much of that does he have to eat at home?

this could be a canadian thing, steve should chime in on this thread.

Can he sink any lower? Now Toronto Mayor Rob Ford goes on bizarre oral sex rant about his WIFE as he denies affair with staffer

http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/news/a...onference.html



Wifey

i wonder if she was dividing things up in her mind.

let's see....the living room suite is nice. i'll let him keep the dining room furniture, because that china cabinet isn't what i wanted anyway...

:)

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slate..._mayor_ad.html


wow, even better live. the amazed faces....oh my. i didn't realize it was LIVE.

seriously, how can he not leave office? he's the mayor of canada's largest city; how can they let him stay? he's a laughingstock.

And his approval ratings have been going up....He makes Rod Blago pressers look like church

Steve is Canadian?

Unless he's changed it. It isn't a sin.

i just want to thank mayor ford, for the single funniest thing i've ever, ever heard a politician say.
we get tired of the lies, the non-answers, the convoluted responses to questions so as to never put themselves on a hook..
fords candor is refreshing. too bad he's a complete buffoon. but i know i have laughed so hard today at all his antics.

oh boy, what will tomorrow bring?

it just hit me, what she was probably thinking.....

about the 2.25 mark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqtNxNRCcGg

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-col...ord-s-defiance

:tro:

Let those who never in their life engaged in public urination cast the first stone.

"Is it Valentine's Day already"

--LOL

Bet he never did it along with 12 others, piling out of a limo at a Jack in the Box drive-thru. :p

And there's a picture somewhere. :eek:

How about in a limo, in a beer can while riding through the Lincoln tunnel. Then stopping flow and emptying the beer can out the door and starting the process over.

We had a guy like that, only he was using the champagne bucket. Don't think he had to go when we piled out.

Don't think he ever pitched in for the limo either

:D He's drinking, snorting, the whole works..airplane, one of funniest ever..
and don't call me Shirley:)
Stewart and Colbert all over this guy, and i assume Leno and Letterman..

i nodded off, damn you nyquil!, while watching jon stewart. i caught the beginning of the show last night. good god, where's chris farley when you need him. he'd be a great mayor ford.

'the crack smoking mayor of toronto'. oh boy. he needs to stay in office, dude's hilarious.
but he does make me glad i don't live in toronto. oh, the shame.

poor mayor...he'll get excited when he hears 'strip', and then will be sad when he finds out it's not that kind of stripping.

http://news.msn.com/world/toronto-co...ayor-of-powers


oh...and poor argonauts.

He's still the mayor...just doesn't have anything to do:D...should be good for a few more late nite jokes..

Question Is?

1) Brazilian
2) Landing Strip
3) Full Bush Canadian

i'm not sure that he's a guy who can be left with nothing to do....

I meant officially:D

speaking of stupid public servants:

http://news.msn.com/world/indias-top...th-rape-remark

he could spend some quality time at home, with his wife...

hehe

i have a feeling he's got a lot of 'splainin to do.

and I always thought this was Wifey

http://wifeysworld.com/guests/join

ahem....


not work safe, folks!

http://news.msn.com/world/toronto-ma...over-councilor


the sage continues.
not nearly as funny as the 'i have plenty to eat at home' line, but this might give them a charge to file, which is what it would take to get ford removed.

At least this guy is keeping cartoonists and late nite comedians working..:D

Or Better Yet