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herkhorse 07-28-2012 04:01 PM

Happy Birthday Alan
 
Just sayin...

GPK 07-28-2012 04:24 PM

:tro::tro:


GPK 07-28-2012 05:31 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPin5LRBfZo

Heels1989 07-28-2012 06:11 PM

I think there should be wolfpack initiations for future trips. Happy bday mr. T.

-BT- 08-02-2012 02:58 PM

i had to come to the EC forum to find this?

thank you all

&

GFY

-bt-

my miss storm cat 08-02-2012 06:22 PM


Arletta 08-02-2012 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 879970)


:rolleyes:

my miss storm cat 08-02-2012 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arletta (Post 879975)
:rolleyes:

... but, but...

http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/sho...ora#post868395

my miss storm cat 08-02-2012 06:32 PM

Oh yeah, happy very late birthday.

Hope Kev got you a new backpack. :p

GPK 09-18-2012 07:24 PM

Has the Pay Pal donation link been set up yet?:D

-BT- 09-19-2012 06:03 AM

word travels fast in this group.....nice avi Matt you **********

we getting the band back together for TB or we looking for a new venue to turn upside down?
dare i suggest......Oaklawn?

-bt-

MaTH716 09-19-2012 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -BT- (Post 890882)
word travels fast in this group.....nice avi Matt you **********

we getting the band back together for TB or we looking for a new venue to turn upside down?
dare i suggest......Oaklawn?

-bt-

How bout a first hand account of what really happened?

-BT- 09-19-2012 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 890902)
How bout a first hand account of what really happened?

Coming back from dewey beach, de to ocean city, md at like 9AM on coastal hwy. I’m thinking no traffic I’ll be there in 20, WRONG. I ran into a MF’ing triathlon along the way. Every 5 or so miles we go from 2 lanes to 1, and we sit idle for like 20 minutes each time, I got these high on life sumbitches flying by me on the side of the road with their 12-speeds and I’m sitting flat footed waiting for traffic to open again. I’m looking at my gas and I’m like “I’m good, I got like another 25+ miles”, WRONG. I didn’t take into account the hour or so the bike was sitting there idling, so I’m whaling along around 65mph and it just starts to sputter, great, what did I blow now. Did not think it was the gas at all initially, went to start it again, dead dead, I mean dead, open the gas tank, give it a shake, I don’t hear one f*cking splash.

OK, dignity time. I can either park my bike on the side of the road and walk into town, not knowing where/if there’s a gas station near, or, I can swallow my pride and push it, keep in mind it’s bike week in DE/MD at this time. So I’m pushing it, and bikers are flying by I can only imagine how hard they were laughing at me, a couple women sitting on the back of bikes looked back and either smiled or laughed at me. *for the record, if a BIKER did pull over and ask me if i needed some help or what was wrong i would have been like "na i'm good bro, i think i blew a pistong or something", i'll be damned if i was gonna be like "yeah can i get a lift i ran out of gas". So, I make it into town, and it’s starting to get hot, I’m at an intersection and the bike is on the grass, this old couple from Bmore pulls up in a Mercedes suv and a women peers her head out and says “do you need some help?”. The rest is history, they drove me to the gas station, waited for me to buy a gas tank and gas, drove me back, and went on their way.

It was so embarrassing I had to write about it.

Btw I secretly like your avi, that guy is svelte

-bt-

MaTH716 09-19-2012 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -BT- (Post 890905)
Coming back from dewey beach, de to ocean city, md at like 9AM on coastal hwy. I’m thinking no traffic I’ll be there in 20, WRONG. I ran into a MF’ing triathlon along the way. Every 5 or so miles we go from 2 lanes to 1, and we sit idle for like 20 minutes each time, I got these high on life sumbitches flying by me on the side of the road with their 12-speeds and I’m sitting flat footed waiting for traffic to open again. I’m looking at my gas and I’m like “I’m good, I got like another 25+ miles”, WRONG. I didn’t take into account the hour or so the bike was sitting there idling, so I’m whaling along around 65mph and it just starts to sputter, great, what did I blow now. Did not think it was the gas at all initially, went to start it again, dead dead, I mean dead, open the gas tank, give it a shake, I don’t hear one f*cking splash.

OK, dignity time. I can either park my bike on the side of the road and walk into town, not knowing where/if there’s a gas station near, or, I can swallow my pride and push it, keep in mind it’s bike week in DE/MD at this time. So I’m pushing it, and bikers are flying by I can only imagine how hard they were laughing at me, a couple women sitting on the back of bikes looked back and either smiled or laughed at me. *for the record, if a BIKER did pull over and ask me if i needed some help or what was wrong i would have been like "na i'm good bro, i think i blew a pistong or something", i'll be damned if i was gonna be like "yeah can i get a lift i ran out of gas". So, I make it into town, and it’s starting to get hot, I’m at an intersection and the bike is on the grass, this old couple from Bmore pulls up in a Mercedes suv and a women peers her head out and says “do you need some help?”. The rest is history, they drove me to the gas station, waited for me to buy a gas tank and gas, drove me back, and went on their way.

It was so embarrassing I had to write about it.

Btw I secretly like your avi, that guy is svelte

-bt-

:tro: You're lucky, I felt bad for you. Picked a slim guy and didn't put the Dora the Explorer backpack on it.

GPK 09-19-2012 11:49 AM

Link for donations...

www.BTisabrokeb*tch.com


:D

3kings 09-20-2012 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK (Post 890936)
Link for donations...

www.BTisabrokeb*tch.com


:D

I just sent $50. but it is going to some PO Box in Roanoke. I thought BT lived near DC.

GPK 09-20-2012 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3kings (Post 891107)
I just sent $50. but it is going to some PO Box in Roanoke. I thought BT lived near DC.

I'll make sure he gets it.:$:

herkhorse 09-20-2012 07:41 AM

You ran out of gas on a motorcycle???

:zz:



btw, I'm all in on that Oaklawn trip. I nominate Southwest weekend.

Heels1989 09-20-2012 08:51 AM

Oaklawn is VERY enticing. :tro:

I'd be down for sure.

But less we not forget what Tampa has to offer:

1. Top notch hospitality offered by Bigs and Rude
2. Easy for Trusty and Sheets Entourage to join the madness
3. Exacta Bob and Mrs. Exacta Bob
4. Great weather
5. Plenty of gas stations
6. Grunder and The Grunder Lounge with show parlay happy hours
7. DERBY LANE AND THE GREATEST BUFFET EVAR

Bigsmc 09-20-2012 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by herkhorse (Post 891118)
btw, I'm all in on that Oaklawn trip. I nominate Southwest weekend.

In. (as long as it doesn't cooincide with one of Tampa's big weekends)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heels1989 (Post 891131)
Oaklawn is VERY enticing.

I'd be down for sure.

But less we forget what Tampa has to offer:

1. Top notch hospitality offered by Bigs and Rude
2. Easy for Trusty :{>: and Sheets Entourage to join the madness
3. Exacta Bob and Mrs. Exacta Bob :eek:
4. Great weather
5. Plenty of gas stations
6. Grunder and The Grunder Lounge with show parlay happy hours :cool:
7. DERBY LANE :L: AND THE GREATEST BUFFET EVAR


MaTH716 09-20-2012 09:23 AM

I'll see you all in Saratoga (HOPEFULLY :o)

GPK 09-20-2012 11:51 AM

It's Tampa or bust for this guy.

-BT- 09-20-2012 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK (Post 891206)
It's Tampa or bust for this guy.

no turf = no lawn jockey? shocker

dave, let us not forget about the abundance of "real" seafood establishments they have down there.... Joe's Crab Shack's are plentiful in TB, eh matt?

-bt-

MaTH716 09-20-2012 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -BT- (Post 891210)
no turf = no lawn jockey? shocker

dave, let us not forget about the abundance of "real" seafood establishments they have down there.... Joe's Crab Shack's are plentiful in TB, eh matt?

-bt-

Agreed, but there also seemed to be an abundance of gas stations down there, just in case you decide to bring your motorcycle.

-BT- 09-20-2012 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 891212)
Agreed, but there also seemed to be an abundance of gas stations down there, just in case you decide to bring your motorcycle.


it's a different way of life, brah. go watch point break and you'll understand what i mean


-bt-

MaTH716 09-20-2012 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -BT- (Post 891215)
it's a different way of life, brah. go watch point break and you'll understand what i mean


-bt-

Hey Johnny Utah, if you need guys for your next bank caper, give me a hollar................:rolleyes:

GPK 09-20-2012 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -BT- (Post 891210)
no turf = no lawn jockey? shocker

dave, let us not forget about the abundance of "real" seafood establishments they have down there.... Joe's Crab Shack's are plentiful in TB, eh matt?

-bt-



Yeah, Oaklawn is just a tough sell for me. Not much about it appeals to me.

MaTH716 09-20-2012 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK (Post 891222)
Yeah, Oaklawn is just a tough sell for me. Not much about it appeals to me.

:tro:

-BT- 09-20-2012 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK (Post 891222)
Yeah, Oaklawn is just a tough sell for me. Not much about it appeals to me.

that arkansas trim has got to be better than the overflow of 6's TB had to offer.

plus, you haven't had good BBQ in years

and, maybe we can hang out with Petrino?

-bt-

MaTH716 09-20-2012 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -BT- (Post 891227)
that arkansas trim has got to better than the overflow of 6's TB had to offer.

plus, you haven't had good BBQ in years

and, maybe we can hang out with Petrino?

-bt-

Take the Tilted Kilt out of the equation and I think it brings the average down to 2's for the trip..........

GPK 09-20-2012 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -BT- (Post 891227)
that arkansas trim has got to be better than the overflow of 6's TB had to offer.

plus, you haven't had good BBQ in years

and, maybe we can hang out with Petrino?

-bt-

Bea Arthur may have been a 6 in your book, but she was no more than a 1 in my book.

-BT- 09-20-2012 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK (Post 891229)
Bea Arthur may have been a 6 in your book, but she was no more than a 1 in my book.

didn't you have a thang for the 4'6 hostess at that place?


who the f*ck orders fries as an appetizer (complains about it, yet still eats it off another’s plate)?

MaTH716 09-20-2012 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -BT- (Post 891231)
didn't you have a thang for the 4'6 hostess at that place?


who the f*ck orders fries as an appetizer (complains about it, yet still eats it off another’s plate)?

I ate like 3 God Damn fries motherf*cker.

GPK 09-20-2012 12:19 PM

Jalapeno Cheese fries aren't just any appetizer.

MaTH716 09-20-2012 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK (Post 891238)
Jalapeno Cheese fries aren't just any appetizer.

Yeah that's what I needed in my condition............Jalapenos.......:rolleyes:

-BT- 09-20-2012 12:22 PM

whatever, alls i know is i'm never rooming with matt or his colon wherever we go, i don't give a fu*k if we have to camp in his back yard for a weekend and go to freehold for 3 straight days to make a trip out of it.

fair grounds?

oh no he ddddddnt ohhh yes i durrrrd

-bt-

GPK 09-20-2012 12:26 PM

Yeah. Oaklawn ain't happening.

1. I can't even get a flight into Hot Springs from Roanoke. I would have to fly into Little Rock, which is 1 hour from Hot Springs.

2. I can get a direct flight round trip ticket to Tampa AND rental car for the week, cheaper than what the flight alone will cost to Little Rock.

MaTH716 09-20-2012 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -BT- (Post 891241)
whatever, alls i know is i'm never rooming with matt or his colon wherever we go, i don't give a fu*k if we have to camp in his back yard for a weekend and go to freehold for 3 straight days to make a trip out of it.

fair grounds?

oh no he ddddddnt ohhh yes i durrrrd

-bt-

Wow, no sympathy for a guy who had salmonella posioning and needed two bags of IV a day after he got home from Tampa (while not complaining once on the entire trip). I'm so happy I f.ucked you good when I parred 18 while teeing off from the whites.

By the way, when are you coming to Freehold, you can stay in Michaels room.

-BT- 09-20-2012 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK (Post 891243)
Yeah. Oaklawn ain't happening.

1. I can't even get a flight into Hot Springs from Roanoke. I would have to fly into Little Rock, which is 1 hour from Hot Springs.

2. I can get a direct flight round trip ticket to Tampa AND rental car for the week, cheaper than what the flight alone will cost to Little Rock.

such a sheltered life you live.... in the 'Noke

what other glorious options is Roanoke Air offering, bet you they got some killer deals to Provo

-bt-

MaTH716 09-20-2012 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -BT- (Post 891247)
such a sheltered life you live.... in the 'Noke

what other glorious options is Roanoke Air offering, bet you they got some killer deals to Provo

-bt-

Not that I gave serious consideration in going, but I couldn't even find a flight to Hot Springs out of NY.


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