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pyramid 04-30-2012 07:22 AM

PAP Sheets
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=609L4lqYApE


Has anyone seen this? Is it meant to be a joke? Because it certainly is. I'm really hoping Andy responds it should be priceless. I've never seen a horseplayer who hates full fields, until now!!

santana 04-30-2012 07:39 AM

Did i really waste my time watching that guys video ? Hey, you gotta love some of the strangest dudes at the track. Maybe he wants 3 in a race so he can box em up ?

MaTH716 04-30-2012 08:34 AM

With all that money he's making, you would think that he could afford to fix that hole in the wall....................:zz:

santana 04-30-2012 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 856863)
With all that money he's making, you would think that he could afford to fix that hole in the wall....................:zz:


Come on now.....no time !

Rudeboyelvis 04-30-2012 10:52 AM

HAY GUYZ!




I wouldn't buy a pack of ciggys off this guy, much less a 15.00 tout sheet.

Calzone Lord 04-30-2012 11:03 AM

What the hell is a PAP Sheet?

The guy looks like he was raised by a pack of wolves. A true Degen's Degen.

MaTH716 04-30-2012 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by santana (Post 856895)
Come on now.....no time !

The guy should at least hang up a few pictures, might spruce the place up.


Rudeboyelvis 04-30-2012 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord (Post 856901)
What the hell is a PAP Sheet?

The guy looks like he was raised by a pack of wolves. A true Degen's Degen.

I don't know either but we better find out pretty quick because he is raising the price from 15.00 to 100.00 a day after the derby.

And he's is off to an 0-3 start with is free youtube picks which I think maybe ought to be considered before he jacks the price up - perhaps a more efficient marketing angle might be to just not give out youtube pics, brag about the one score you magically landed on the day before and not mention your 1.53 ROI.

cmorioles 04-30-2012 11:28 AM

I love how he is looking for bettors with a $200,000 bankroll but he gives out $1 DD part wheels.

Danzig 04-30-2012 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis (Post 856897)
HAY GUYZ!




I wouldn't buy a pack of ciggys off this guy, much less a 15.00 tout sheet.

it would probably be in his best interests to try to make it look as though he's making money from his picks. i know if i'm going to look for info, i want it to come from someone who appears somewhat successful.

Calzone Lord 04-30-2012 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis (Post 856906)
I don't know either but we better find out pretty quick because he is raising the price from 15.00 to 100.00 a day after the derby.

And he's is off to an 0-3 start with is free youtube picks which I think maybe ought to be considered before he jacks the price up - perhaps a more efficient marketing angle might be to just not give out youtube pics, brag about the one score you magically landed on the day before and not mention your 1.53 ROI.

Hey, I'm not one to judge quickly...he looks like someone who might take a Spartan Warrior like approach to handicapping and betting. Someone who hasn't left a room in days, hasn't showered in days, and someone who punches and kicks holes in the wall when he gets bad rides.

However, anyone who rants against large field size in the day and age of a brutally high takeout rates is WAY off base. It was a very bizzare rant.

If, by chance, these so-called PAP Sheets really do have value and use ... he'd better work on ways to apply them. Give the man a link to the 2011 Oregon Ducks offense.

Bigsmc 04-30-2012 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis (Post 856897)
HAY GUYZ!




I wouldn't buy a pack of ciggys off this guy, much less a 15.00 tout sheet.

Did you catch where he said the price is going up to $100.00 a day?

This video is awesome on so many levels. What a find. So, he rambles on about full fields and NYRA for 8 minutes+, but doesn't have enough time to expound on why he likes the 9 in the 2nd?

Congrats to BTW for being an 8%'er.

pyramid 04-30-2012 11:40 AM

The link to this crazy guy came up on YouTube after the Andy NYRA commercial which he linked on his Twitter page. How weird is that!!

Rudeboyelvis 04-30-2012 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bigsmc (Post 856916)
Did you catch where he said the price is going up to $100.00 a day?

This video is awesome on so many levels. What a find. So, he rambles on about full fields and NYRA for 8 minutes+, but doesn't have enough time to expound on why he likes the 9 in the 2nd?

Congrats to BTW for being an 8%'er.

It is a goldmine. The rant against field size + the short-fused entry draw is the best. "Of course the public handicappers have the luxury of getting the changes".. lol .... Like I'm sure BTW never looks at the card until 11:45am the day of.

Rudeboyelvis 04-30-2012 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 856904)
The guy should at least hang up a few pictures, might spruce the place up.


:tro::tro::tro:

-BT- 04-30-2012 12:23 PM

Anyone see a reoccurring theme with these videos?
His hair might be longer, shorter, or just horrible…….but that shirt….that shirt folks, REMAINS THE SAME!!!!!!!!


-bt-

cmorioles 04-30-2012 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -BT- (Post 856935)
Anyone see a reoccurring theme with these videos?
His hair might be longer, shorter, or just horrible…….but that shirt….that shirt folks, REMAINS THE SAME!!!!!!!!


-bt-

He bought 27 of the same shirt instead of a comb.

slotdirt 04-30-2012 12:42 PM

I'm shocked, and to be honest, a little bit disappointed that the following hasn't been written yet on this thread:

"PAP sheet? More like PAP SMEAR!!!! Get it????"

RockHardTen1985 04-30-2012 02:26 PM

If this guy can have a sheet, then the question becomes what could I have?? I might make a Derby sheet.

Calzone Lord 04-30-2012 02:42 PM

Oh My God.

http://www.toosmarttofail.com/bos.html

Quote:

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pointman 04-30-2012 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 856904)
The guy should at least hang up a few pictures, might spruce the place up.


This is gold Jerry! Gold! :tro:

Fulla Sheets 04-30-2012 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 856904)
The guy should at least hang up a few pictures, might spruce the place up.


:D:tro:

Gate Dancer 04-30-2012 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -BT- (Post 856935)
Anyone see a reoccurring theme with these videos?
His hair might be longer, shorter, or just horrible…….but that shirt….that shirt folks, REMAINS THE SAME!!!!!!!!


-bt-

I heard his girlfriend is the woman from the Seinfeld episode that only wore a black and white dress................:rolleyes:

Rudeboyelvis 04-30-2012 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord (Post 856989)

You gotta be shittn me.... You literally cannot friggin write this stuff...

Dude is selling a book on how to pick up chicks based on some seminar he went to??? Is that right??!! In addition to the tout sheet??!!

My man is a one stop shop.

Bigsmc 04-30-2012 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fulla Sheets (Post 856994)
:D:tro:

If you are not careful, you may be looking at your Ghost of Christmas Future.

Rudeboyelvis 04-30-2012 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 856904)
The guy should at least hang up a few pictures, might spruce the place up.


Quote:

Originally Posted by RockHardTen1985 (Post 856982)
If this guy can have a sheet, then the question becomes what could I have?? I might make a Derby sheet.


ATTN: MaTH - your presence is required in the photoshop studio - Stat!

RockHardTen1985 04-30-2012 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis (Post 856999)
ATTN: MaTH - your presence is required in the photoshop studio - Stat!

I might not be the best looking and have some dumb pics of my self, but Im a solid 12 of 10 compared to that clown.

Calzone Lord 04-30-2012 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis (Post 856996)
You gotta be shittn me.... You literally cannot friggin write this stuff...

Dude is selling a book on how to pick up chicks based on some seminar he went to??? Is that right??!! In addition to the tout sheet??!!

My man is a one stop shop.

I like how he's using his highschool yearbook photo in his book on how to pick up chicks.


skippy3481 04-30-2012 05:27 PM

Those bastards at NYRA ruined my life.... i just want to know the age of the tv he has in the background. It has to be 20 years old....

art vanderlay 04-30-2012 05:34 PM

Derby
 
Oh and Churchill I hope you don't intend on running 20 in the Derby.

Cannon Shell 04-30-2012 05:57 PM

https://www.facebook.com/walt.gekko

Big backer of the PAP sheets

Danzig 04-30-2012 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RockHardTen1985 (Post 856982)
If this guy can have a sheet, then the question becomes what could I have?? I might make a Derby sheet.

maybe a derby post it note?

-BT- 04-30-2012 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bigsmc (Post 856997)
If you are not careful, you may be looking at your Ghost of Christmas Future.

the kid does swear by his sheets, so.....i mean, it's not too far fetched?

-bt-

Travis Stone 05-02-2012 12:05 PM

He was apparently a competitive chess player... he said some chess ranking system inspired part of the PAP system.

booner 05-02-2012 12:10 PM

He will love Arlington on Friday. 52 horses filling 9 races, including one 3 horse and one 4 horse race.

On another note, it is some bad stuff going on at AP. Horseman and track can't reach agreements on several issues, purses cut 20%......awful start to the meet. I'm surprised they even drew entries after reading this the other day.....

http://www.drf.com/news/arlington-op...pute-continues

flipsal 05-02-2012 07:01 PM

PaP?????
 
I think he meant PAP smear....test that boy for drugs too!


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