The Alan Speegish Made Members Contest
 

Derby Prep races. Details tomorrow.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9L3KU5eiEBo

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But I must insist no advanced handicapping tools be allowed.

:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5GVf...eature=related

"Advanced"?

Pray tell what would those be? :D

That includes ouija boards.

fr&l-a!!!!






stop this nonsense!!

....you're insider information is not to be used, ma'amski...

Oh now that's ridiculous.




What about horoscopes?

By the way, if you are not sure if you are a "made member", please check Clyde's list on page 191 of the Alan Speegish Reading Room. If you still don't know after checking Clyde's list (those nicknames can be confusing :zz:), check with Clyde. All final decisions on members rest with him.

dang it!!!

Only on even number days.


And Arletta may use insider info as long as she doesn't use an ouija board.

:tro:





























:D

ha-ha

ha

ha-ha!!

I hate you both.



You would like to cheat me...but you cahn't.

I'm playing the 4 horse :D

That was an outrage, but anyways.....I move this be titled ClydeVivor.

!!OOOOOOOOOO!!

Thank you sssssssssssssssso much!!





kissykissykissykissy

I second that move. (Now how do I change it? I told you we weren't getting too technical in here!:mad:)



How about a t-shirt with "I survived ClydeVivor" for the winner? (Still trying to figure out how to change or add to the thread title????)

:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rvnsy...eature=related

Oh not really such a big deal.Let's leave it as it is.


That way I'm spared the embarrassing t-shirt.

I say YES! to the t-shirt :D.

(Perhaps we can even get Stevie to endorse it ;))



(If you win, you can wax your car with it)

!!




:D

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But, what happened to the 10 pound Hershey bar??

The shirt would look better on me ;)

Remember this symbol? =:

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Here's the list of races:

1. 1/7-Sham Stakes at SA
2. 1/21-Lecomte FG
3. 1/29-Holy Bull (or the Holy Cow for Clyde) GP
4. 2/4-Robert B. Lewis SA
5. 2/4-Sam F Davis TB
6. 2/19-San Vicente SA
7. 2/20-Southwest OP
8. 2/25-Risen Star FG
9. 2/26-FOY GP
10. 3/3-Gotham AQ
11. 3/10- San Felipe SA
12. 2/10-Tampa Bay TB
13. 3/17-Rebel OP
14. 3/25-Sunland Park SP
15. 3/31-Florida GP
16. 4/1- Louisiana FG
17. 4/7-Wood AQ
18. 4/7-Illinois HAW
19.4/7-Santa Anita SA
20. 4/14-Blue Grass KEE
21. 4/14-Arkansas OP

It will be run like the BC contest. You pick 1 horse for a $2WPS bet and 1 horse to box in a $2 exacta w/ your 1st pick.
There will be a T-shirt and hershey bar in the prize group.:D

yum!!


I mean...



yay!!



This will be so much fun.

I already have my thinking cap on....can't wait!

A thinking cap may not be used as an advanced handicapping tool.

Aw fer fucl< sakes already.




No Ouija boards,no horoscopes, no insider info ( except for snot face)..and now no thinking caps.

If you tell me the Zodiac Ciphers are also out----then I quit.

Losers shall be awarded shredders for all of their future picks.

dough!!




All right..I have had about enough of this nincompoopence.

One more outburst like the above ..and I am not playing.I will sue if my name continues to be used in the contest.

Good day.

Stevie would like to join, but only picking one horsey is going to be a problem.

Now that's what I call great doorknobery!!





!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!

You may use your Zodiac Ciphers.:{>: