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clyde 07-08-2011 10:55 PM

Hey,EasyBake
 
http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/new...reply&p=789511


THE HOLLYWOOD YUK 'EM UP ( LIVE!)





Arletta...may I have the cards, please.







Oh my God....would you look at that!


But ut-oh(TM), she's wearing high heels.



















She just fell down.





















She fell down again.


























She fell down again.
































Oh boy.


































This could take a while.





















Come on Girl!!....only 10 feet to go!


Fight that wobble!!

You can do it!




























Would someone get the cards and then help her onto a stretcher?

I think she just broke both ankles.












Thank you, BeefHerky.



Take the high heels off now..they are not yours.











1....Sterling Andy




The prototypical false fave.






Crinkle...



trash can.










2....Miss Rub 2 Wooden Sticks Together




mm...fire good...fire is our friend





But horsey sucks.







Crinkle...


trash can










3....SetSucko


blech







Crinkle


trash can.












4....GameOnDude




keepah











5....AwesomeGem



I know feldspar when I see it.






Crinkle...



trash can.












6....SoulCandy




ssssssso close!!














whiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

















7....FirstDude







keepah keepah!!!!














8....









So I forgot this one.


Big deal.









Crinkle...


trash can.















1....FirstDude!

2....GameOnDude

clyde 07-09-2011 10:07 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szdKx9O31A0


The original version...don't ya know.


I'm glad none of the dorf experts picked who I did.I'll have more on Danny I., my very good friend, and the other guy who always appears lost in his paperwork as well as being uninterested.....latah.



TenMostWanted---let me know what you think.

I haven't got all day.

clyde 07-09-2011 12:07 PM

Failyah Failyah does,though.




Maybe later.

Maybe not.

dagolfer33 07-09-2011 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 789616)
http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/new...reply&p=789511


THE HOLLYWOOD YUK 'EM UP ( LIVE!)





Arletta...may I have the cards, please.







Oh my God....would you look at that!


But ut-oh(TM), she's wearing high heels.



















She just fell down.





















She fell down again.


























She fell down again.
































Oh boy.


































This could take a while.





















Come on Girl!!....only 10 feet to go!


Fight that wobble!!

You can do it!




























Would someone get the cards and then help her onto a stretcher?

I think she just broke both ankles.












Thank you, BeefHerky.



Take the high heels off now..they are not yours.











1....Sterling Andy




The prototypical false fave.






Crinkle...



trash can.










2....Miss Rub 2 Wooden Sticks Together




mm...fire good...fire is our friend





But horsey sucks.







Crinkle...


trash can










3....SetSucko


blech







Crinkle


trash can.












4....GameOnDude




keepah











5....AwesomeGem



I know feldspar when I see it.






Crinkle...



trash can.












6....SoulCandy




ssssssso close!!














whiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

















7....FirstDude







keepah keepah!!!!














8....









So I forgot this one.


Big deal.









Crinkle...


trash can.















1....FirstDude!

2....GameOnDude

U R A FKN GENIUS!:tro:

clyde 07-09-2011 07:15 PM

Thanks so much.





































oh my God!!

















thud!!

tiggerv 07-09-2011 07:40 PM


































































I hope it was a dutch wager.

clyde 07-09-2011 08:24 PM

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!








rolling and laughing....very hard!!

Rileyoriley 07-09-2011 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 789616)
http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/new...reply&p=789511


THE HOLLYWOOD YUK 'EM UP ( LIVE!)





Arletta...may I have the cards, please.







Oh my God....would you look at that!


But ut-oh(TM), she's wearing high heels.



















She just fell down.





















She fell down again.


























She fell down again.
































Oh boy.


































This could take a while.





















Come on Girl!!....only 10 feet to go!


Fight that wobble!!

You can do it!




























Would someone get the cards and then help her onto a stretcher?

I think she just broke both ankles.












Thank you, BeefHerky.



Take the high heels off now..they are not yours.











1....Sterling Andy




The prototypical false fave.






Crinkle...



trash can.










2....Miss Rub 2 Wooden Sticks Together




mm...fire good...fire is our friend





But horsey sucks.







Crinkle...


trash can










3....SetSucko


blech







Crinkle


trash can.












4....GameOnDude




keepah











5....AwesomeGem



I know feldspar when I see it.






Crinkle...



trash can.












6....SoulCandy




ssssssso close!!














whiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

















7....FirstDude







keepah keepah!!!!














8....









So I forgot this one.


Big deal.









Crinkle...


trash can.















1....FirstDude!

2....GameOnDude

:tro::tro::tro:


You didn't bet, did you?

clyde 07-09-2011 08:35 PM

Thank you,SugarCane.




Of course not...I wanted them to win.

clyde 07-09-2011 09:05 PM

Deb-O-Deb...let me know the next big race.




My watch list keeps updating me on the time.

:mad:

clyde 07-10-2011 07:47 PM

"I hope it was a dutch wager."



I really liked the GOOD LUCK (TM) one...mainly because it had a (TM).


The above TM'S are (TM).

Where is you,Nursey?






Stevie...let her back in if you haven't done so.

In fact, I have so much faith in that you will do this thing, I am going to give you thanks now by admonishing Sirloin for being so jealous toward you.....in that other thread deal.

clyde 07-10-2011 07:52 PM

Stevie...I forgot where it was.



Point me there.

Rileyoriley 07-13-2011 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 789918)
Deb-O-Deb...let me know the next big race.




My watch list keeps updating me on the time.

:mad:

The Delaware Handicap.
Only 5 entered so how about we have to pick the trifecta in exact order?



Say, do you have the time?

clyde 07-13-2011 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 790963)
The Delaware Handicap.
Only 5 entered so how about we have to pick the trifecta in exact order?

You know I hate girly races..they cheat too much.

But OK...you be on.




Say, do you have the time?




So amusing.



You should be Illman's partner.

clyde 07-13-2011 05:54 PM

This is not official, but ah be llllovin' LifeAtTen.



For some reason she reminds me of you.

But I'll probably snap back to my senses in a day or two.

Just thayin'.

Rileyoriley 07-13-2011 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 790968)
This is not official, but a be llllovin' LifeAtTen.



For some reason she reminds me of you.

But I'll probably snap back to my senses in a day or two.

Just thayin'.

Blind Luck but not official yet either.

(I can't even remember my life at ten or nine or eight.........:D)

Rileyoriley 07-13-2011 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 790968)
This is not official, but a be llllovin' LifeAtTen.



For some reason she reminds me of you.

But I'll probably snap back to my senses in a day or two.

Just thayin'.

P.S. Are you scheduled for electric shock therapy in a day or two????????
(You set yourself up again.:rolleyes:)

clyde 07-13-2011 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 790973)
Blind Luck but not official yet either.

(I can't even remember my life at ten or nine or eight.........:D)



That's because you haven't left it yet!!!!

clyde 07-13-2011 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 790974)
P.S. Are you scheduled for electric shock therapy in a day or two????????
(You set yourself up again.:rolleyes:)



Yes, I a....I mean no I'm not!!


Get a life !

clyde 07-13-2011 06:22 PM

Everyone is to put TenMostWanted on ignore....immediately.



I'll know if you haven't.























Don't be a fool.

clyde 07-13-2011 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 790973)
Blind Luck but not official yet either.

(I can't even remember my life at ten or nine or eight.........:D)

I guess I remind you of BlindLuck?

That just sank in.


I should call you a name,fat moo cow, but I'm above such childish things.






Here they are, in order of finish....it could be a 3 way dead heat.






Or not.







1....LifeAtTen

2....BlindLuck

3....Favre No Grace---what evah

clyde 07-14-2011 01:08 PM

And Debbie, please....no dutching trifectas.

clyde 07-15-2011 01:10 PM

Holy Mother of GOD, Sporty Fans!!

If there were ever a clear Zodiac Cipher ( also keeping in mind my last triumph),this is it.


whew!!





In the Lt. Greenwood Cup at Sparx on Saturday.....





....Schoolyard Dreams is going to wax the field.


I may go into shock.

Rileyoriley 07-15-2011 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 791042)
I guess I remind you of BlindLuck?

That just sank in.


I should call you a name,fat moo cow, but I'm above such childish things.






Here they are, in order of finish....it could be a 3 way dead heat.






Or not.







1....LifeAtTen

2....BlindLuck

3....Favre No Grace---what evah




1. Blind Luck

2. Havre De Grace

3. Thundering Emilia

clyde 07-15-2011 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 791703)
1. Blind Luck

2. Havre De Grace

3. Thundering Emilia


Nice legs.

Rileyoriley 07-15-2011 09:00 PM

Nice teeth.

clyde 07-15-2011 09:04 PM

Thank you.



You have a to die for ass as well.

clyde 07-15-2011 09:10 PM

She's going to call me an as.shole when she reads that.

clyde 07-15-2011 09:22 PM

She left without saying anything!




This is a very bad sign.

clyde 07-16-2011 04:25 PM

I hate horsey racing.

I hope they all lose and no one ever wins a race.




Although that cipher runs in line with all the others.

I'll never learn.

clyde 07-16-2011 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 791703)
1. Blind Luck

2. Havre De Grace

3. Thundering Emilia





Congratulations.




I hate you and I hate horsey racing.

Rileyoriley 07-16-2011 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 791975)
Congratulations.




I hate you and I hate horsey racing.




I didn't hit the tri.:confused:

clyde 07-16-2011 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 792095)
I didn't hit the tri.:confused:

You got the first two, exactly...I didn't get anything---exactly.



Which is why I hate you.

And horsey racing.

Rileyoriley 07-16-2011 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 792097)
You got the first two, exactly...I didn't get anything---exactly.



Which is why I hate you.

And horsey racing.

But the bet was "hit the TRI in EXACT order", neither of us won. Exactly.:D

clyde 07-16-2011 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 792098)
But the bet was "hit the TRI in EXACT order", neither of us won. Exactly.:D

Listen you....someone has to win.Look at it this way, you picked the winner of the race and I did not.















=:>

Rileyoriley 07-16-2011 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 791712)
She's going to call me an as.shole when she reads that.

Sorry. Missed this-*******.:D

clyde 07-16-2011 08:05 PM

I knew you would not fail me.........big ears.

Rileyoriley 07-16-2011 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 792102)
Listen you....someone has to win.Look at it this way, you picked the winner of the race and I did not.















=:>

Then I choose to look at it this way-you had the top 3 finishers in your tri so you won. :p

clyde 07-16-2011 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 792107)
Then I choose to look at it this way-you had the top 3 finishers in your tri so you won. :p

It was SUPPOSED to be in exact order!


You had the winner and the exacta....exactly.

That's the tie breaker.

You won and you're not getting out of winning.

clyde 07-16-2011 08:17 PM

And don't ever stick your tongue out at me again.


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