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my miss storm cat 09-07-2006 06:21 PM

At the moment of climax.....
 
..... are you loud?

Do you scream, "... ooooh, that's it! Faster! Faster! Keep going! YeeeEEESSSSSS!!! YES!!!"

Or are you the quiet type?

Just wondering how all of you act when you're watching a race and your horse wins. :D

I can get very loud. Oh and that goes for watching races too. :p

How about you???

Downthestretch55 09-07-2006 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
..... are you loud?

Do you scream, "... ooooh, that's it! Faster! Faster! Keep going! YeeeEEESSSSSS!!! YES!!!"

Or are you the quiet type?

Just wondering how all of you act when you're watching a race and your horse wins. :D

I can get very loud. Oh and that goes for watching races too. :p

How about you???

Yikes!
You made me blush Miss SC!!!
I'll just say that I love "screamers".
I need to go take a cold shower now.

my miss storm cat 09-07-2006 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Downthestretch55
Yikes!
You made me blush Miss SC!!!
I'll just say that I love "screamers".
I need to go take a cold shower now.

I'm sorry, but you're not allowed to till you answer the question. :p

Downthestretch55 09-07-2006 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
I'm sorry, but you're not allowed to till you answer the question. :p

Ok..I'm sometimes quiet, but at other times loud.
It depends on how long the race, how long the odds.
I like to go long.

my miss storm cat 09-07-2006 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Downthestretch55
Ok..I'm sometimes quiet, but at other times loud.
It depends on how long the race, how long the odds.
I like to go long.

Thanks for answering the racing part of the question. Feel free to answer the, ummm.... other part. :eek: :D

Downthestretch55 09-07-2006 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Thanks for answering the racing part of the question. Feel free to answer the, ummm.... other part. :eek: :D

Well, I'm kind of a varied guy. Sometimes loud, sometimes quiet.
Heck, if I was within twenty minutes of So Cal, I'd be over to your place.
Then you'd know the answer.
It's kind of like, I can't tell you, but I can show you.
Are you coming to NY anytime?

GPK 09-07-2006 07:01 PM

I can normally be heard screaming....

"WHOS YOUR DADDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!"

then I begin to snap my fingers and pray for my horse to win:D

Downthestretch55 09-07-2006 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
I can normally be heard screaming....

"WHOS YOUR DADDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!"

then I begin to snap my fingers and pray for my horse to win:D

Kev,
I can just picture that intamacy.
Does she gets a little annoyed by the finger snapping, the screaming, or when it's over and you don't cuddle nearly enough?
Think about putting it on youtube and name it "wild bedroom", or "WHOS
YOUR DADDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!"
LOL!

GPK 09-07-2006 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Downthestretch55
Kev,
I can just picture that intamacy.
Does she gets a little annoyed by the finger snapping, the screaming, or when it's over and you don't cuddle nearly enough?
Think about putting it on youtube and name it "wild bedroom", or "WHOS
YOUR DADDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!"
LOL!


Wayne....true story...I kid you not.
Arlington Million day was on Aug. 12th, which was also the closing day for Colonial Downs. My girlfriend saw it fit that she take me up there so we could see some live racing. Well...of course English Channel was racing and about 5mtp for the Million, she looks and me and asks if I am gonna be acting crazy...snapping my fingers...yelling and the TV....smacking my leg...

I answered "of course"

She then stood up....turned around...bent over a touch and says "Smack my ass instead of your leg so at least I can enjoy this race too!!!!"

I sh*t you not....I almost started crying from laughing so hard.

1st_Saturday_in_May 09-07-2006 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
Wayne....true story...I kid you not.
Arlington Million day was on Aug. 12th, which was also the closing day for Colonial Downs. My girlfriend saw it fit that she take me up there so we could see some live racing. Well...of course English Channel was racing and about 5mtp for the Million, she looks and me and asks if I am gonna be acting crazy...snapping my fingers...yelling and the TV....smacking my leg...

I answered "of course"

She then stood up....turned around...bent over a touch and says "Smack my ass instead of your leg so at least I can enjoy this race too!!!!"

I sh*t you not....I almost started crying from laughing so hard.

You lucky SOB :) . I cant even find a chick in this town that likes horse racing, let alone one that will let me smack her ass over it...

GPK 09-08-2006 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by 1st_Saturday_in_May
You lucky SOB :) . I cant even find a chick in this town that likes horse racing, let alone one that will let me smack her ass over it...


Dustin....stick with me son...I will teach you EVERYTHING I know. (should take about 10-15 minutes max:D )

paisjpq 09-08-2006 08:54 AM

anticipation....quiet excitement...fingernails digging into the palms of my hands...moans when things don't go as planned....catching my breath to stifle a scream when they do....
a sigh of relief when the photo goes my way...and a big smile for the my horses

2 Dollar Bill 09-08-2006 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
..... are you loud?

Do you scream, "... ooooh, that's it! Faster! Faster! Keep going! YeeeEEESSSSSS!!! YES!!!"

Or are you the quiet type?

Just wondering how all of you act when you're watching a race and your horse wins. :D

I can get very loud. Oh and that goes for watching races too. :p

How about you???

Is this ON the Turf ?

BellamyRd. 09-08-2006 09:28 AM

I'm practicing abstinence until the Breeder's Cup, then I'll let it explode, when I nail the pick 6!

my miss storm cat 09-08-2006 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
anticipation....quiet excitement...fingernails digging into the palms of my hands...moans when things don't go as planned....catching my breath to stifle a scream when they do....
a sigh of relief when the photo goes my way...and a big smile for the my horses

Ooooh some good answers..... love this one.

* * *

Okay now that a few have answered (and someone I wanted to didn't, as usual :p ) let's move on.....

What kind of behavior irritates you at the track / OTB?

You know what i really hate? Going up to the window and having one of those people in front of me who doesn't have a clue and starts to chit chat like some of us have all ******* day!

What's even worse though are the guys (sexist, i know, but it's always the old guys) who yell for the jockey the whole time (JONNNNEEEE, C'MON JONNNNEEEE), call the poor horse by their number (should be illegal. "C'mon TWO! C'mon TWO." Oh shut the hell up. He has a name, you imbecile.) , praise the jock when they win and call the horse a nag, etc., if they lose. Want to smack those types!

(Guess we shouldn't mention that we often do the voices of the horses during the races, huh Happy T and Gallant? I wonder if that bothers anyone...). :eek:

What irritates you?

my miss storm cat 09-08-2006 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2 Dollar Bill
Is this ON the Turf ?

I don't know... do you want it to be?:D

my miss storm cat 09-08-2006 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Downthestretch55
Well, I'm kind of a varied guy. Sometimes loud, sometimes quiet.
Heck, if I was within twenty minutes of So Cal, I'd be over to your place.
Then you'd know the answer.
It's kind of like, I can't tell you, but I can show you.
Are you coming to NY anytime?

Ha ha, yeah..... been thinking of going home to NY a lot lately... :D

GenuineRisk 09-08-2006 11:37 AM

Best... thread... ever...

What I don't understand is, why, after all my crying and shrieking and cheering, after I let them in, get vulnerable, maybe even let myself care more than I intended...

... why don't any of them call me the next day? I mean, I know they're horses and all, but come on!

paisjpq 09-08-2006 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by GenuineRisk
Best... thread... ever...

What I don't understand is, why, after all my crying and shrieking and cheering, after I let them in, get vulnerable, maybe even let myself care more than I intended...

... why don't any of them call me the next day? I mean, I know they're horses and all, but come on!

well dear it's like this...a good horse is in demand...and wants to maximize his chance to have many youngsters to carry on his good name on the track....he'll call on you again in 21-28 days if you don't get in foal.

which is why I recommed low level claimer that haven't been gelded yet...if you decide to keep him you can always geld him yourself later.;)

Buffymommy 09-08-2006 01:17 PM

This is the strangest thread yet! :D


P.S. Guess you could have figured it out, but I am loud and most of the time shouting "GO BABY GO"

Downthestretch55 09-08-2006 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buffymommy
This is the strangest thread yet! :D


P.S. Guess you could have figured it out, but I am loud and most of the time shouting "GO BABY GO"

Buffy,
It's all about the ridin'! Sometimes the back is just bouncing up and down, the heels are dug in, hands clutched tight.
Hey! The worst thing that could happen is falling off. That just gives you a reason to get up again. Ride it hard.
"GO BABY GO!"

Buffymommy 09-08-2006 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Downthestretch55
Buffy,
It's all about the ridin'! Sometimes the back is just bouncing up and down, the heels are dug in, hands clutched tight.
Hey! The worst thing that could happen is falling off. That just gives you a reason to get up again. Ride it hard.
"GO BABY GO!"


DTS,

Falling is no fun, ya can get hurt. My back is still hurting from falling on Sunday. Although I did ride last night...

gallant bloom 09-08-2006 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
(Guess we shouldn't mention that we often do the voices of the horses during the races, huh Happy T and Gallant?

doesn't everyone
do that?

:p

ArlJim78 09-08-2006 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by gallant bloom
doesn't everyone
do that?

:p

No! That must be a west coast thing.;)

my miss storm cat 09-08-2006 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by merasmag
usually i close my eyes and wait until the results are official

Okay that one reminded me of my ex husband.....:eek: :D

2 Dollar Bill 09-08-2006 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
I don't know... do you want it to be?:D

Just one more ? miss SC....Is it a Firm Turf ?
(im sooo confused..this is a horse racing thread....RIGHT ;) )

my miss storm cat 09-08-2006 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gallant bloom
doesn't everyone
do that?

:p

Of course they do, Dear. :p

my miss storm cat 09-08-2006 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2 Dollar Bill
Just one more ? miss SC....Is it a Firm Turf ?
(im sooo confused..this is a horse racing thread....RIGHT ;) )

Well of course it's a racing thread. No need to be confused!

Sooo..... do you like it rough or..... :D

ArlJim78 09-08-2006 04:05 PM

I mainly just hope that I don't receive a objection and get taken down.

That's the worst!!!!!

2 Dollar Bill 09-08-2006 04:06 PM

:p
Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Well of course it's a racing thread. No need to be confused!

Sooo..... do you like it rough or..... :D

I nice trimed (opps I mean cut )turf course is beautiful to look at, and easy to land (opps I mean run ) on ! :p

my miss storm cat 09-08-2006 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2 Dollar Bill
:p
I nice trimed (opps I mean cut )turf course is beautiful to look at, and easy to land (opps I mean run ) on ! :p

Well good Lord yes! Turf must always be trimmed in one fashion or another. Otherwise it's so....... 70's! :p

Downthestretch55 09-08-2006 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buffymommy
DTS,

Falling is no fun, ya can get hurt. My back is still hurting from falling on Sunday. Although I did ride last night...

Buffy,
I'm happy you got back on and hope you had a good ride.
If your back hurts you might consider a different "seat".
Just give 'em a little slap in the butt if you want to hurry up.
Don't forget to give him a carrot afterwards to let him know how much you appreciated it.

2 Dollar Bill 09-08-2006 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Well good Lord yes! Turf must always be trimmed in one fashion or another. Otherwise it's so....... 70's! :p

Makes one wonder what happen to all the ""Hippies"" ?:D

Buffymommy 09-09-2006 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Downthestretch55
Buffy,
I'm happy you got back on and hope you had a good ride.
If your back hurts you might consider a different "seat".
Just give 'em a little slap in the butt if you want to hurry up.
Don't forget to give him a carrot afterwards to let him know how much you appreciated it.

DTS,

I always carry a crop...

Downthestretch55 09-09-2006 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Buffymommy
DTS,

I always carry a crop...

Madame Buffy,
Now that could be interesting.
Do you ride in black fishnet stockings or thigh high boots?

paisjpq 09-09-2006 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Downthestretch55
Madame Buffy,
Now that could be interesting.
Do you ride in black fishnet stockings or thigh high boots?

I'm sure buffy wears chaps and spurs like all good riders...I know I do.

Independent George 09-09-2006 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Ooooh some good answers..... love this one.

* * *

Okay now that a few have answered (and someone I wanted to didn't, as usual:p ) let's move on.....

What kind of behavior irritates you at the track / OTB?

You know what i really hate? Going up to the window and having one of those people in front of me who doesn't have a clue and starts to chit chat like some of us have all ******* day!

What's even worse though are the guys (sexist, i know, but it's always the old guys) who yell for the jockey the whole time (JONNNNEEEE, C'MON JONNNNEEEE), call the poor horse by their number (should be illegal. "C'mon TWO! C'mon TWO." Oh shut the hell up. He has a name, you imbecile.) , praise the jock when they win and call the horse a nag, etc., if they lose. Want to smack those types!

(Guess we shouldn't mention that we often do the voices of the horses during the races, huh Happy T and Gallant? I wonder if that bothers anyone...). :eek:

What irritates you?

I'm usually so spent with all the preliminaries (you know, the handicapping and such) the race itself is like icing on the cake...but the cake.......uhmmmmm, delicious.BTW, love a cigarettte after a race.
Oh and yes, I usually yell the jockey's name (I figure he can understand what I'm saying).

gallant bloom 09-10-2006 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Independent George
I'm usually so spent with all the preliminaries (you know, the handicapping and such) the race itself is like icing on the cake...but the cake.......uhmmmmm, delicious.BTW, love a cigarettte after a race.
Oh and yes, I usually yell the jockey's name (I figure he can understand what I'm saying).

i can take
ppl who yell
the names and
call them by
numbers,
but i hate
the bachelor party
types who come
to the track
to drink and
scream thru
every race.


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