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clyde 02-09-2011 08:46 AM

in the night,when it's dark
 
A very special thread for my brand new friends.No one wants to see the inane yakking of the insane FOF's here, so you piggys stay out.


It's not in the night,when it's dark yet anyways.

Coach Pants 02-09-2011 08:59 AM


clyde 02-09-2011 09:01 AM

^^^^ Gay.

Coach Pants 02-09-2011 09:11 AM


clyde 02-09-2011 09:21 AM

thud

timmgirvan 02-09-2011 09:56 AM

....that went well.

clyde 02-09-2011 10:19 AM

It's going to go weller.



You are a new friend,no?

clyde 02-09-2011 03:01 PM

Frenzy.







Just thayin'.

my miss storm cat 02-09-2011 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 750502)

:eek: :D :tro:

Oh my God I love that one!

Hadn't seen it before.

This one is good too...

(I'm an idiot and still haven't figured out how to post pics).

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5203/...9eae2d9ae5.jpg

Yeah I know, I know... not supposed to post here but whatever. I'm talking to Coachie and I shall post wherever I damned well please.

clyde 02-09-2011 05:19 PM

OurMissStormSewer...shouldn't you be hunting for NoseDrops??

clyde 02-09-2011 05:22 PM

But I am THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE here.

=:>



The rest of the TWAT PACK should be arriving soon.


C U latah.

my miss storm cat 02-09-2011 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 750725)
OurMissStormSewer...shouldn't you be hunting for NoseDrops??

Oh wow what a clever name!

I'm impressed.

Is that supposed to huwt my widdwe feewings?

Jesus Christ you're going to call me names? That's fine.

You do realize it only makes you look like a moron though, right?

Ever since the... well the episode, lets call it, where have I insulted anyone?

If it makes you feel better to call me names go for it. It's just really stupid and beneath you, isn't it?

... and My Miss Storm Sewer? I'd have expected better or at least an attempt at wit or something.

You just phoned that one in...

AeWingnut 02-09-2011 05:57 PM


Sightseek 02-09-2011 05:58 PM

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Moldy is in serious need of his predator pills.

my miss storm cat 02-09-2011 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AeWingnut (Post 750737)

Thanks for doing that for me! :)

clyde 02-09-2011 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 750735)
Oh wow what a clever name!

I'm impressed.

Is that supposed to huwt my widdwe feewings?

Jesus Christ you're going to call me names? That's fine.

You do realize it only makes you look like a moron though, right?

Ever since the... well the episode, lets call it, where have I insulted anyone?

If it makes you feel better to call me names go for it. It's just really stupid and beneath you, isn't it?

... and My Miss Storm Sewer? I'd have expected better or at least an attempt at wit or something.

You just phoned that one in...

Oh my.....''Who, me??" is expressing outrage.


An a particularly hammy act at that.

But oh well.

clyde 02-09-2011 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 750738)
Moldy is in serious need of his predator pills.


spit!!..you guys are too much.


I knew you'd be here,PlugNichole.


PissPiss...MugMug

clyde 02-09-2011 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AeWingnut (Post 750737)


dingbat....go play some chamber music

my miss storm cat 02-09-2011 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 750748)
Oh my.....''Who, me??" is expressing outrage.


An a particularly hammy act at that.

But oh well.

I'm not who-me-ing and I'm not outraged.

I just think it's idiotic.

I'm done posting on this thread so if you need the last word go for it. I won't bother responding.

Or just leave it at this.

Either way.

clyde 02-09-2011 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 750752)
I'm not who-me-ing and I'm not outraged.

I just think it's idiotic.

I'm done posting on this thread so if you need the last word go for it. I won't bother responding.

Or just leave it at this.

Either way.

Shore.




Bye bye-kins!!

clyde 02-09-2011 06:32 PM

Only THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE AT NT can bring this kind of viewer ratings.



More money Steve.

clyde 02-09-2011 07:45 PM

All righty then....perhaps the malcontents will stop flaunting their malcontention.



It is now in the night,when it's dark.

I have made it so all FOFs places of residence are now haunted by demonic spirits.They will begin in a subtle way.They will put something down, lke keys, and the next second---they be gone.They will hear noises at night....just little ones but it will make them wonder.


And then the progression of evil haunting will slowly rev up.I'm not saying how fast or to what degree, they will find out.


Some of them live alone...in their place of residence.....in the night.

When it's dark.

Some are married...yet still live alone.




No (frenzy) names .

clyde 02-09-2011 09:29 PM

Under your bed..in the closet....attic...basement....in all the rooms except where you sleep, when you sleep.


Any and all of these..





One night,after a series of strange events you can't explain away and you start to feel squiggly inside...and frightened...you will go to the bathroom to whizz,before you go to sleep.

Sometimes you mess this sequence up, but not tonight.

Anyways---the door is open as you approach the bathroom.Nothing has happened for about 24 hours and that only heightens your anticipation...you are now within touching the doorknob distance-----you feel something forboding in the dark blackness coming from the bathroom.




All of a sudden....the fully opened door violently slams shut right in your face!





You're frozen with fear and can't move nor scream;your vocal chords under temporary paralysis.Instantly the lights inside the bathroom are going on and off faster than a human could do so with the switch.You want to get away,but you're still frozen in fear.


Then the lights become as strobe lights seeping through the bottom of he door.Almost like a lightning storm is going on inside.All of a sudden--it all stops.Seconds go by..the slow turn of the handle makes a slow turn sound.You see it turnng and now your frozen state ends like an icycle falling off the gutters and smashing to the ground and you run like you have never run before.


But where do you run to?

Your bedroom ,of course.

You lock the door.


You try to call for help, but instead of a dial tone ...you get a voice asking you if you would lke anything brought to you from your bathroom.



Now what are you going to do?

This night comes soon.......think of something to do.

clyde 02-09-2011 09:42 PM

boo!!

clyde 02-10-2011 10:09 AM

Those odd things are already starting to happen...right?


Maybe later ,in the night...when it's dark---the actvity will step up a little.Like a glass will tip over in the sink,your bank of tv's will change channels on their own.


Not a lot.

Just a little.

Maybe you will think you saw a shadow person out of the corner of your eye,but then think .."Oh well...seing things again."




Some of you may not get home unil it is dark,in the night.

Maybe there will be a light shining through your bedroom window and yet you are sure it was not on when you left.



This will really scare you.


Then,as you gaze at the lit window....the light will go off.


Will you go in that house??

Coach Pants 02-10-2011 10:14 AM


clyde 02-10-2011 10:15 AM

Kepp your rug rats out of this.

clyde 02-10-2011 12:31 PM

If OurMissStormSewer married ae dingbat....she would become YourMissDingBat.



I like it.

Antitrust32 02-10-2011 01:15 PM

clydee-poo


you need some new material dude!

;)

clyde 02-10-2011 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 751004)
clydee-poo


you need some new material dude!

;)

!!

I need some new material?

You're kidding me...right?


=;>

clyde 02-10-2011 06:00 PM

I am supposed to get new material.



OurMissSanitarySewer?

FoulGroundsSchizo?

Mossy?

What about TheTrainedVagina?



or





FaceLiftSeek?







or









CrudeGirlElvira?







There's just not much to work with here,Uncly.

Rudeboyelvis 02-10-2011 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 750813)
Under your bed..in the closet....attic...basement....in all the rooms except where you sleep, when you sleep.


Any and all of these..





One night,after a series of strange events you can't explain away and you start to feel squiggly inside...and frightened...you will go to the bathroom to whizz,before you go to sleep.

Sometimes you mess this sequence up, but not tonight.

Anyways---the door is open as you approach the bathroom.Nothing has happened for about 24 hours and that only heightens your anticipation...you are now within touching the doorknob distance-----you feel something forboding in the dark blackness coming from the bathroom.




All of a sudden....the fully opened door violently slams shut right in your face!





You're frozen with fear and can't move nor scream;your vocal chords under temporary paralysis.Instantly the lights inside the bathroom are going on and off faster than a human could do so with the switch.You want to get away,but you're still frozen in fear.


Then the lights become as strobe lights seeping through the bottom of he door.Almost like a lightning storm is going on inside.All of a sudden--it all stops.Seconds go by..the slow turn of the handle makes a slow turn sound.You see it turnng and now your frozen state ends like an icycle falling off the gutters and smashing to the ground and you run like you have never run before.


But where do you run to?

Your bedroom ,of course.

You lock the door.


You try to call for help, but instead of a dial tone ...you get a voice asking you if you would lke anything brought to you from your bathroom.



Now what are you going to do?

This night comes soon.......think of something to do.





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uA4iP...eature=related

clyde 02-10-2011 08:09 PM

Uncly...I need new material??

Coach Pants 02-10-2011 08:56 PM


clyde 02-10-2011 09:38 PM

You really need glasses,Uncly.

clyde 02-10-2011 11:28 PM

Naming FOF body parts ( O=:> )


FoulgroundFrenzy's Twat......The Big Easy

PlugNichole's Face................BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor

OurMissStormSewer's Brains....Spaghetti O's

The Trained Pussies Pud.........Gloria

Rudyless' FatBelly..................The Cow Palace

Flossy's Logic Brain Portion......Runnin' On Empty

And our brand new FOF,FetchBoyPants.....let's name his big mouth:

"I'll paint any car, any color."





Well....that was fun.

And I don't really want to hear it;if anyone doesn't like it---have Stevie dart me.

He won't, though.



Stevie's askeered a me.

Antitrust32 02-11-2011 07:12 AM

be nice Morty!


thats kind of what I meant by new material..

Coach Pants 02-11-2011 08:41 AM


fpsoxfan 02-11-2011 09:41 AM

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