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Arletta 10-24-2010 10:43 PM

Pork Chops Anyone?
 
Sewy!! Look at the size of this Boar killed in Cut & shoot Texas.

We call them Piney Wood Rooter's.
There was a documentary on about a month ago about these things growing up so rapidly in the US . They're all over Georgia, Alabama, Arkansas, Texas, Florida, and other states. You ever wonder what happens to those people that just leave home and disappear but their car is found, out on a dirt road?

Between bigfoot and these monsters, I think we know!
This was killed by a Medical Radiology worker...What would you do if this beast was coming at you? Run for dear life? Climb a tree? Or simply get run over?


Attachment 1574

Attachment 1575
Over 1,800 lb. Wild boar shot and killed in Conroe,Texas near the County Airport, East of I-45 and near the community of Cut and Shoot.

Attachment 1576

RockHardTen1985 10-24-2010 11:12 PM

I would fight like a man.

clyde 10-24-2010 11:28 PM

That's a big pig.

Coach Pants 10-25-2010 12:22 AM

RIP Riot

witchdoctor 10-25-2010 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 710758)
RIP Riot



It's a Boar not a Bore.

my miss storm cat 10-25-2010 05:27 PM

I think it would be fun to have a contest... if you had this (dead) boar and had to pull a prank of a DTer with it who would it be and what would you do?

Crazy pics, Cowgirl. Thanks for sharing. I never would have believed one could get so big.

Guess things really are bigger in Texas.

(Now about the men...) :p

Arletta 10-25-2010 05:51 PM

!!

I somehow get the feeling that Riot would be at the top of a lot of peoples list as would RHT/PG1985.

I know I would scream and run like hell if I were to be traipsing through the woods and saw something like that! "Stand still's ass...."

MaTH716 10-25-2010 06:12 PM

I would make GPK climb inside and make all kinds of noises. That would probably scare the s.hit out of a few people.

my miss storm cat 10-25-2010 07:08 PM

Can I combine your idea with mine, Math man?

I just need to borrow GPK. (Hi Kev).

I break into TFMs car, stick GPK-boar in back seat and tell him to crouch down.

Eventually Fat Man gets in, starts driving and as he's looking in rear view mirror GPK-boar pops up!

Yea! Surprise! :D

clyde 10-25-2010 07:25 PM

I would cut it's stinking head off, stick in my ice box and invite Sighty-poo over.



Then I would ask her..."Boarbet,Sighty??"

Rileyoriley 10-25-2010 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 710758)
RIP Riot

:tro:

Rileyoriley 10-25-2010 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by witchdoctor (Post 710782)
It's a Boar not a Bore.

:tro::tro:

clyde 10-25-2010 08:02 PM

Looks like a little payola going on here.

Rileyoriley 10-25-2010 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 711120)
Looks like a little payola going on here.

:tro::tro::tro::{>:

Coach Pants 10-25-2010 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 711120)
Looks like a little payola going on here.

Well I'm sending the boar to Patti's 1880's Settlement and the more trophies I get the more chops they get.

clyde 10-25-2010 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 711122)
:tro::tro::tro::{>:

Oh really...you shouldn't have.




thaaaaaaaanks

clyde 10-25-2010 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 711124)
Well I'm sending the boar to Patti's 1880's Settlement and the more trophies I get the more chops they get.

beatya beatya beatya!!!!

Rileyoriley 10-25-2010 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 711124)
Well I'm sending the boar to Patti's 1880's Settlement and the more trophies I get the more chops they get.

:tro::tro::tro::tro:

clyde 10-25-2010 08:30 PM

You can forget anymore buzzes.

Rileyoriley 10-25-2010 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 711131)
You can forget anymore buzzes.

:{>::{>::{>::{>:

hearts trump trophies

clyde 10-25-2010 08:36 PM

!!!!!!! :{>::{>::{>::{>: !!!!!!!

clyde 10-25-2010 08:37 PM

Can you sit on your buzzer right now?

Rileyoriley 10-25-2010 08:39 PM

It's charging.:D


I knew Friday didn't seem quite right.:zz:

clyde 10-25-2010 08:41 PM

!




Oh.

Perhaps you should check your cell also--it may need charging as well.

Rileyoriley 10-25-2010 08:43 PM

Have I called you an as*hole lately????

clyde 10-25-2010 08:45 PM

No..

Rileyoriley 10-25-2010 08:47 PM

As*hole

clyde 10-25-2010 08:48 PM

You trapped me.



Won't happen again,I assure you.

clyde 10-25-2010 08:49 PM

So when you are charging...exactly what-----oh never mind.




You'll just call me an as.shole again.

Rileyoriley 10-25-2010 08:52 PM

Yes I probably will but I :{>: you nonetheless.

clyde 10-25-2010 08:53 PM

:D:{>::D:{>:

clyde 10-25-2010 09:13 PM

Anyone know the song Harboar Lights?

clyde 10-25-2010 09:16 PM

Let's leave the temptation for Mortiboar alone,shall we?

clyde 10-25-2010 09:17 PM

Talk about a boar spot.

clyde 10-25-2010 09:18 PM

She boar an isty,witsy.teeny,weeny ye-llow polka dot bikini.....

clyde 10-25-2010 09:21 PM

I guess this is kind of juvenile of me....boar or less.

clyde 10-25-2010 09:22 PM

Breaded boark chops?




Maybe not..

clyde 10-25-2010 09:25 PM

I think I hear no one calling me back to snowy woods.




Has been fun.

clyde 10-25-2010 09:52 PM

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's aboare'.....

clyde 10-25-2010 09:52 PM

Big pig...really was.


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