Worst haircut of ALL TIME!
 

Ok, so while this will probably be a stupid thread, it is still really hilarious. Needed a haircut and the guy that has cut my hair for 20 years ended up gettng in a car accident and was busted with a ton of hard core drugs. Always thought he was a little off but always got a good haircut. So the last two months I have gone to this comedy place. Other day I drove by this place called "Lady Jane's, haircuts for men". Place looked cool and figured they would have hot chicks that would massage your head so I was down with that.

I just went there and I absolutely got the worst haircut of my lifetime. She was hot as hell, I saw it happening and I ask "How long have you been cutting hair" "5 years"..EEK! NO CHANCE! I got better cuts back in college when we went to the styling academy for free cuts as test dummies.

I spike the front and mess the top, she buzzed half my head and left the other side long. It was absolutely insane. I called my buddy who always shaves his head and I walked into his place and he just starts laughing, he cleaned it all up and it looks good now but seriously..

Moral of the story, huge jugs and a smile doesn't mean they can cut hair, regardless of what their 'license' says...

But at least you enjoyed looking at the jugs for five minutes, right? :p

You must have snapped a picture before getting it fixed?

So does this mean I should'nt go to this new place opening up at the beach, where they advertise bikini clad hair cutters, serving up a free beer while cutting your hair?

There had better be a picture:mad:

Try to take a picture of her when you go back to get your next haircut. ;)

I've got some real good haircuts from some hot women before.

Are we talkin about the curtains or the drapes. :D

No picture, I was having issues with my cell phone as I was trying but couldn't get it to where it was able to see the comediness.

Think having one half of the michigan wolverine carved in your head.

lol. one of the hair stylists is my ex now!

Not a pic of you Numbnuts.

THE JUGS!! A PIC OF THE JUGS and smile!!

Nothing can beat the Cubs Cut for comediness.

Trust me Bigs, if you were to see this, it was like she left a three inch strip above my left eye uncut. '24' been breaking my chops all night.

24 sent me this pic I guess you didn't know he took it....

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Ok, so picture that but with the other stuff short and that piece right there full length... :eek::D:{>:

Did you leave her a tip?

Exactly....I called afterwards to find out the name of this other chick that looked like she could cut hair, and she was nice, so I am going to set up by appointment next time, they mess it up again and no more.

8 men stylist awards....SO RIDICULOUS

Yeah, the haircut was $12 because they were having some opening day special and I gave her $8, so $20 total.

But I didn't know I had a mohawk that wasn't in the middle of my head.

We almost went the mohawk route but I gotta go to a funeral tomorrow. My mom would have hung me if I showed up in a mohawk

Now that's some comedy!

Seriously, she looked at me like "I would give you the best haircut of all time"

But she had this sassyness about her.

What I found hilarious was that each broad in there had those crazy shoes on that lace around their calves. It almost felt like I was at Heavenly Bodies

She must have been smokin, for you not to notice that you had a freakin mohawk and give her an 8 dollar tip on a 12 dollar haircut.

I don't like asking for like $3 change. Seems sketchy to me.

The crazy thing about all this was that I told her, "Just clean up the top"

I had a hat on, and she tried cutting it with hat head, instead of washing the damn thing. It was probably my fault because I went in there at like 6:15, and they closed at 7pm. They were probably all thinking about getting railed that night or getting hammered, not cutting hair.

It was like a side mohawk...

Boy, you guys at BG racing must be doin alright...............

It is more the possibilty of not being able to sleep because some hot chick thinks I am cheap or stingy.

I'm a sucker, I know.

He has to keep that reputation intact for any future waitress wooing!

You have had 8 hours since I last checked this thread, and NO PICTURE? I am very disappointed in you. Heck, if nothing else, Bigs needs a new Scavatar;)

For an $8 tip, you should have had her trim the goatee around little Tomascito.

Scavs, by chance, are you a Zenyatta fan?

Yes. I like her more then Rachel Alexandra. If I had to list my favorite fillies right now they would be

Zenyatta
Rochelle Rochelle
Surfer Rosa (Baby Zenyatta)
Goldikova
Rachel Alexandra

I'm encompassing everything into this, from their connections to race record.

Yeah, I kinda had a feeling, after reading this thread....

Update
 

So since I love pain, I went back to the same place to get a haircut today as I needed my sides cleaned up because I am getting some tomorrow night.

There was a girl there last time that looked like she could cut some hair and I got her name and I asked for her today.

I sit down, she asks if I have been there before, I say Yes and that I got the worst haircut of all time here and I am giving it one more chance since today was just a simple cleanup since I shaved it. She says "well, I will give you a good haircut, but I am leaving Wednesday because I am a corporate employee and I helped open this place up"

So then she asks who it was and I couldn't remember a name, describe her, and she shows me a picture and she goes "Oh yeah, she got fired two weeks ago because everyone was complaining"

Anyways, my hair looks unbelievable today, best haircut of all time. Lock city

And let the jokes begin....................


So who's the lucky fella?

Im not sure, but I am getting a little info on this. Word is its Doug.
He actually asked me today if him and I could cuddle.

:rolleyes:

right or left hand tomorrow? or three some?

The bullsh.it thread might have to make a comeback.

i missed this a month ago. thanks for the laugh.:D

:L::tro::L:

So Casanova, what's the big plan for tomorrow night?

Him and Doug, gay porn... Then IC will call and they will have some sort of gay, telephone sex.

Joseph, why are you blowin up all your BFF's? Did something happen to break up the Facebook group?

Wash your sheets beforehand and go slow! :D