What's The Funniest Horse Name You've Seen?
 

What are some of the funniest horse names you've seen / know of.

I think blood-horse magazine should have made a list of the 100 funniest horse names of all time - but since they didn't I guess it's up to the derby trail.

We all know Hoof Hearted http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqj2hkbDnyM.

New Balls Please (IRE).

Surprisingly, he's a gelding.

Arrrrrr

Hall Lass was pretty good. I liked No W M D's as well.

Bucket Head :p

Bodacious Tatas

loved Durkin calling that one

Hoof Hearted. Great call...

This had me doubled over. Very funny:)

No joke, there's a horse named Big Tits (FR).

She had 6 starts in 2003... no idea where she is now (she'd be 10).

Poor girl never hit the board.

Makes me smile every time! :D

That's Hillarious!

Lord Phumducker. Name was later changed to Lord Duckworth.

Gene Cilio had a stakes-winning filly named Twin Propeller. If you saw her front action, you would understand the name.

Gopher Baroque

Stinky Dinky

here's the Hoof Hearted race:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqj2h...layer_embedded

I hate to admit it, but I didn't "get it" until I watched the replay! I thought Hoof Hearted was merely a clever wordplay on Half-hearted.

--Dunbar

Same here..lol...:D

I like this one:

Thong or Panties

Flat Fleet Feet, and hearing the announcer trying NOT to mess it up.

I remember you saying that a few years back! Still funny!

I laugh at Isitingood and Onoitsmymotherinlaw.

There was a quarter horse named Chingaderos.

terry wallace almost 20 years ago calling home the winner named Boozing.

Panty Raid and Isitingood.

I called Viagraman's maiden winner at Philly Park some years ago...

Viagraman came charging hard on the outside...Viagraman gets up to win...

Yeah, I went there.

:D

Did he explode in the stretch?

Was it a big win?

At Woodbine, many years ago there was a horse named Manja Kayka, it means Eat **** in Italian.

At Woodbine, many years ago there was a horse named Manja Kayka, it means Eat S**t in Italian.

Belly Fat (2008)

Bagapooh (2002)

Wood Panel Pinto (unused so far)
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Yo Kisses (unused so far......i.e. "Yo Kisses was much the best today")

Lavender Glades.....(as yet unused ) Fictional University Of Miami Football Player's name.

I think I've posted before, but at little Ascot Park near Cleveland a horse named Hit Head seemed to be a regular in the "exotic" Daily Doubles (the ONLY exotics in the early 1960's).

The track announcer seemed to savor the opportunity to have a stretch call with a somewhat slurred "and here comessssSSS..Hit Head!"

I looked at "Rock Hard Ten" with nary a 2nd thought about the name until my wife laughed out loud when noticing in my form one day.

That is because SIZE DOES MATTER! :) Heehee!


I always loved the name Arewehavingfunyet.

"One Eyed Romeo" was a decent runner in the late80's in California.

That was a cool horse.

However, his name wasn't dirty at all.

His sire was Romeo. He had only one good eye.

Ceasar P. Kimmel strikes again.

How about Cunning Stunt.

I remember a horse in England from the 80's that was called Mary Hinge, until they had to change it. Most people would reverse the M & H :D

I always his best was Peony's Envy.

I still say this guys name when I make a good score: Winrwinrchickndinr!

Mywifenosevrything

I dont remember the only one eye part, but that would explain how they got the Jockey Club to approve the name.

I've heard that in the paddock infield BEFORE the race.

I think he ran 4th.

:)