If you were banned to an island...
 

and could only take 5 things with you, what would it be?

oh god..here we go:D

Ah-hem. You didn't answer the question. :p

you:{>:

That would be a hostage situation. :p

Liar...you would come willingly and you know it;)

Isn't 'sparingly' more accurate?

:$:

damn....

Damn guy takes a couple days off and he's gotta come in here and throw the c*ck block on me.:mad:

The jealousy that runs rampant in this joint is very unbecoming of you all!!

































;)
:tro:

Mary Ann
Ginger
The Professor
Gilligan
Megan Fox

1) a machete with a plastic handle in a hardened plastic case.
2) a multi-tool, again in a plastic case.
3) a five-gallon bucket, the kind where the handle is achored through a lip so that if the handle comes off, there is no hole in the reservoir area.
4) a magnifying glass, but made from plastic, not glass.
5) prescription glasses, again made from hard plastic, not glass.

Yes, for some reason, I have thought about this question before.

I laughed! :D

1. Matthew McConaughey
2. birth control
3. toothbrush and toothpaste
4. disposable contacts
5. horse

1. Whores
2. Booze
3. Porn
4. Socks
5. Buffalo Wild Wings

1) a beautiful and sane and smart woman (not sure if it exists but this is fantasy land here)
2) alcohol
3) chronic
4) advil & gatorade (i know.. thats two things)
5) pizza

1. A nine hole course reminescent to Augusta's back 9
2. Golf clubs Taylormade RS
3. Heineken (unlimited)
4. Internet (use your imagination)
5. Sushi (unlimited)

you could probably make your own sushi and use your 5th spot for something else.

Believe it or not, I have never even gone fishing before. You know I'm one of those starbucks drinking, sling purse carrying, damn city boys...

You carry a man purse?

1) Ann Coulter
2) Oprah
3) Rush Limbaugh
4) Mike Ditka
5) A gun

I think I am secure enough in my maleness to admit that...;)

Actually it's more a bag than purse.

I'm just teasing you - my ex-boyfriend was a serious metrosexual too. :D

I kinda figured that GPK was the purse toting type.

OMG - totally!

yeah, I'm clearly without question the man purse carrying type:rolleyes:

And it's quite practical, keeps the tie from flying all over the place when you are running from the muggers.

Yeah I think chicks dig it, mine actually got me into buying one. Now I can't do without it. ;)

I will take you at your word. I don't even carry a wallet (keep it in my car). I shove the check card and drivers license in my pocket and go.

And I MIGHT wear a tie 2 times a year.

and you still claim you're not a hillbilly?? :)

lotta fuel for thought there,buddy! My first thought was that you'd shoot ann and rush......talk with oprah incessantly. ditka would finally piss you off and you'd plug him.......so you are proffesssing your love for oprah in public for the first time!!;)

and you still claim you're not a hillbilly??


whoa

So funny, he should be in the jokes place.






And stay there.

only if you mistake a golf bag for a purse.

I've missed you.


How long before Thebby darts you?

(Don't let these strange and volatile creatures know I'm a girl.)


I missed you ,too.


As soon as she returns from Chuck's House of Donuts.

Did you stop by to return some tapes?

a bridge.
randy moss (so drugs will drive across and pick us up).

Hillbilly's aren't as good looking as I am...

1) Sarah Palin
2) POINTGIVEN1985
3) KRIM
4) A box of rocks

and....

5) an IQ test.


At least I'd finally get that question answered.

I thought you were anti-gun.:D