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Sightseek 07-20-2009 12:36 PM

If You Could Be....
 
someone or something else for one day, who or what would you be?

Indian Charlie 07-20-2009 12:42 PM

god.

things would be different when i was done.

Antitrust32 07-20-2009 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
someone or something else for one day, who or what would you be?


Reggie Bush

MaTH716 07-20-2009 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
Reggie Bush

I laughed. ;)

Indian Charlie 07-20-2009 01:33 PM

Maybe Dick Cheney. I'd first call a press conference. At the press conference I'd apologize and then commit ritualistic suicide.

declansharbor 07-20-2009 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716
I laughed. ;)

I was thinking along the same lines. Reggie Bush part, not the laughing.

but my answer would be Tom Heckert.

MaTH716 07-20-2009 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by declansharbor
I was thinking along the same lines. Reggie Bush part, not the laughing.

but my answer would be Tom Heckert.

Are you more interested on being Reggie Bush for his on field or off field talents? I am guessing Aunty is voting off field.

declansharbor 07-20-2009 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716
Are you more interested on being Reggie Bush for his on field or off field talents? I am guessing Aunty is voting off field.

Off the field. To be more specific, in the bedroom. Not sure which is better, to have it on the steady like he does or to be like Ray-J and have a film out with her.

Sightseek 07-20-2009 02:00 PM

It would be a tough choice for me -

Be Victoria Beckham and be married to one of the hottest men in the world, but look like a total b!tch. Or be Gisele and be one of the hottest women in the world and get to dump Tom Brady.

Antitrust32 07-20-2009 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716
Are you more interested on being Reggie Bush for his on field or off field talents? I am guessing Aunty is voting off field.


well both.. I want to be him on a day that there is a football game.. but the off field stuff is just as fun.. maybe more since I've seen that video of Kim K..

Antitrust32 07-20-2009 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by declansharbor
Off the field. To be more specific, in the bedroom. Not sure which is better, to have it on the steady like he does or to be like Ray-J and have a film out with her.

some of my buddies say they wouldnt want to marry her cause they know that every other man in the world has seen her goods. I told them that would not matter to me... they would just know the awesomeness I'm getting and they aren't.

Antitrust32 07-20-2009 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
It would be a tough choice for me -

Be Victoria Beckham and be married to one of the hottest men in the world, but look like a total b!tch. Or be Gisele and be one of the hottest women in the world and get to dump Tom Brady.

Victoria Beckham and Gisele are equal in my eyes.. maybe mrs beckham is hotter cause she's curvier.

But you should be Gisele just so you can dump Tom. Speaking of Tom Brady.. I was watching the show "dexter" this weekend and I'm convinced Dexter and Brady are related.. they look so much alike.

Sightseek 07-20-2009 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
Victoria Beckham and Gisele are equal in my eyes.. maybe mrs beckham is hotter cause she's curvier.

But you should be Gisele just so you can dump Tom. Speaking of Tom Brady.. I was watching the show "dexter" this weekend and I'm convinced Dexter and Brady are related.. they look so much alike.

Victoria would look better with a little weight on her:

http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/68...0.400x354.jpeg

Ick, Dexter does look like Brady.

Antitrust32 07-20-2009 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
Victoria would look better with a little weight on her:

http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/68...0.400x354.jpeg

Ick, Dexter does look like Brady.


omg thats disgusting... I swear I've seen pics of her where she's curvy. She needs like 400 cheeseburgers asap.

Gander 07-20-2009 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
omg thats disgusting... I swear I've seen pics of her where she's curvy. She needs like 400 cheeseburgers asap.

She should have come to my ice cream sundae party last night. We got a bunch of stuff and just went nuts! Put all our different toppings in different bowls and made a "make your own sundae bar." I always overdo it though. Ended up eating 2 sundaes... 3 scoops each with vanilla ice cream, hot fudge, chocolate sprinkles, crushed up butterfingers, whip cream and walnuts. Was delicious but would have been better off stopping after the first one :eek:

Hickory Hill Hoff 07-20-2009 04:19 PM

Hugh Hefner.......about 30 years ago or so, when the Playmates were hot and natural!

Antitrust32 07-20-2009 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Gander
She should have come to my ice cream sundae party last night. We got a bunch of stuff and just went nuts! Put all our different toppings in different bowls and made a "make your own sundae bar." I always overdo it though. Ended up eating 2 sundaes... 3 scoops each with vanilla ice cream, hot fudge, chocolate sprinkles, crushed up butterfingers, whip cream and walnuts. Was delicious but would have been better off stopping after the first one :eek:


wow... I have pounds to lose not gain... but thats my kind of party!

2 Dollar Bill 07-20-2009 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Hickory Hill Hoff
Hugh Hefner.......about 30 years ago or so, when the Playmates were hot and natural!

Does that mean your going to wear a ""smokin Jacket"" to the SPA ? :D

Hickory Hill Hoff 07-20-2009 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by 2 Dollar Bill
Does that mean your going to wear a ""smokin Jacket"" to the SPA ? :D

If I had one, I would :eek:

The Indomitable DrugS 07-20-2009 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Indian Charlie
DrugS sock

FTFY

Scav 07-20-2009 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
Victoria would look better with a little weight on her:

http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/68...0.400x354.jpeg

Ick, Dexter does look like Brady.

:rolleyes:

ddthetide 07-20-2009 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
Victoria would look better with a little weight on her:

http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/68...0.400x354.jpeg
.

and get rid of that soccer ball and find a Really athlete.:rolleyes:

Sightseek 07-20-2009 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav
:rolleyes:

You like your chicks that skinny?

The Indomitable DrugS 07-20-2009 08:45 PM

I would date Tom Brady just to get closer to Randy Moss.

The Indomitable DrugS 07-20-2009 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
You like your chicks that skinny?

Who doesn't?

2MinsToPost 07-20-2009 09:36 PM

nobody or nothing. I have never been more comfortable in my own skin as I am today:tro: :tro: :)

Antitrust32 07-21-2009 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Scav
:rolleyes:


whatever floats your boat, but she looks plain ugly in that pic. needs a good 15 to 20 pounds on her.

Sightseek 07-21-2009 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
Who doesn't?

OK, so your paid a visit by the sex fairy and she tells you that you can have sex with either the healthy weighted Scarlet Johanson or skinny Victoria Beckham, who do you pick?

GPK 07-21-2009 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
OK, so your paid a visit by the sex fairy and she tells you that you can have sex with either the healthy weighted Scarlet Johanson or skinny Victoria Beckham, who do you pick?


You:{>:

:p
:tro:

Sightseek 07-21-2009 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by GPK
You:{>:

:p
:tro:

Big butted girls weren't an option. :D

GPK 07-21-2009 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
Big butted girls weren't an option. :D

:rolleyes:

Antitrust32 07-21-2009 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
OK, so your paid a visit by the sex fairy and she tells you that you can have sex with either the healthy weighted Scarlet Johanson or skinny Victoria Beckham, who do you pick?


DrugS would just think about the two of them and fucl< his sock.

Sightseek 07-21-2009 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
DrugS would just think about the two of them and fucl< his sock.

Kind of like a deer in the headlights sort of anxiety?

The Indomitable DrugS 07-21-2009 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
OK, so your paid a visit by the sex fairy and she tells you that you can have sex with either the healthy weighted Scarlet Johanson or skinny Victoria Beckham, who do you pick?

SJ is hotter than VB.

Weight isn't a big deal unless you get to the total extremes... but VB is hardly too skinny... especially because her skinnyness makes those big ole fake boobies of hers stand out more.

Sightseek 07-21-2009 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
SJ is hotter than VB.

Weight isn't a big deal unless you get to the total extremes... but VB is hardly too skinny... especially because her skinnyness makes those big ole fake boobies of hers stand out more.

Define extreme. A guy I know says that a woman has only a 5lb swing either way from ideal to where she looks good.

The Indomitable DrugS 07-21-2009 09:15 AM




and





Not that I still wouldn't nail them both.

Antitrust32 07-21-2009 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
Define extreme. A guy I know says that a woman has only a 5lb swing either way from ideal to where she looks good.


I have my own opinions... but I think a girl who's normal healthy weight is 120, would look good still at 140 but not so hot at 105 or 110. Probably pull off 115 though. But I guess that just the way I like them!

And VB looks way too skinny in that pic, tho DrugS is right about it making her boobs look good.

viscount26 07-21-2009 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
Big butted girls weren't an option. :D

Perk:D

2 Dollar Bill 07-21-2009 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Hickory Hill Hoff
If I had one, I would :eek:

I think we should find you one ( in DT stables colors OF COURSE ) and you could wear that with your Chucky T's DT stable converse's !!!!! Talk about a fashion statement !!! Clubhouse Only :D


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