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Welcome to our newest member: Garrison's Dad :eek:

Oh sh*t...:eek: :eek:

Word must have gotten back to him. You'd better hide.

I'm coming to find you. I will hunt you down. I will become your worst nightmare.

Kev.....Kev.....KEV!!!!!!


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Welcome to the board, great first post! :D

I ain't worried about his old ass....with his bought and paid for trophy wife.

You need to be worried and very afraid. That bought and paid for trophy wife happens to love me and her son very much.

I know where you live.

Like I give a sh*t about that. Get your dumbass outta here...maybe if you could touch bottom sometime, she wouldn't have been giving me the look for 2 straight days.

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That was a ploy to distract you so my precious son could whip your a ss.

Wow, let me know when the movie comes out. Looks like a thriller!

Move along little lady..I had my fill of you.

Excuse me son?

Do I really need to spell it out for you old man? She aint who you think she is.

I assure you son, you have not heard the end of me.

Lust maybe...but no love;)

Roanoke is not a very big place son. It will not take much for me to find you.

I ain't your damn son...so you can just chill with that.

90k people in Roanoke and I will be happy to mapquest where I live for you. Make your search a helluva lot easier old man.

I will not be needing your Mapquest. I will find you on my own and much sooner than you can imagine.

just in case, make sure the bedroom window is unlocked so you or garrison's mom can slip out :D

I don't think you are helping the situation ddthetide. If you would please leave this between me and this young man, I would appreciate it.

She's old news anyways...

glad to be of assistance. just trying to help GPK cover his bases:D

Thanks for the good lookout D:tro: :tro:

I will be back GPK. This I promise you.

So how many bases have you covered with Garrison's Mom? I hope you at least got to second base

Blah blah blah. I await with baited breath.

Trust me...shes not a 2nd base kinda woman. She loves the Grand Slam.;)

Just be careful sliding into home!

head-first, make sure you have snorkel and swimfins on?:zz:

Oh my God:eek:

:o :D

Or...hook slide around the back door!

I am real thrilled you people seem to be getting a kick out of this mess. I don't think you understand the situation at hand.

Man, just get the hell outta here....whoever you are. It's all over and done with.

Just keep a closer eye on your wife is all I can say.

It is far from over and done with. You will be hearing from me very soon.

Blah blah blah

I have just one question-who is Garrison?:confused:

Some kid who's Mom had the hots for me:)