This is HUGE!!
 

Steve has asked me to appear on his fine program at app. 4:50 today.



I will be giving a brief on Zodiac Ciphers.

Gosh.... is that RoseAne Roseannadanna on there now??






Anyways...

Don't be a fool.

Remember:




NO autographs



NO photographs



And ABSOLUTELY NO touching

Gee.. Morty, I'm sorry. I guess I forgot I asked you...

John Nerud and John Sikura kinda took priority this first hour.

This is an outrage.







I refuse to ever appear on your show again,Steeeeeve.

Meh this guy is boring. Get Morty on!!

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

I have left the waiting room...in a huff...mind you.

Morty brings higher ratings than anyone.

You said it,Uncly.



Listeners are disconnecting en mass.

That guy from Chippendales Farm was like Tylenol PM admistered over TCP/IP.

Cigar just won a race. I didn't know he was back in training!!!

I'm leaving..

oh mine God!!








rule-eng en leff-eng!!

I was going to sing some love songs,too...Steeeeeve.



You really blew it this time,guy.

As well as my famous horsey imitations.

AIDS for horsies! Oh no!!!

!!


NOW who's on?


Murph The Surph?

Monotone Mike.

Wait.

It's Dr. Sleep Allday

Oh .




Sounds exciting.

I'm listening to the weather station.

Get that kiss ass off the air!!

Oh sweet Jesus.


It's a good thing I don't have a gun in the house.

"You like me.. You really like me!"

:D

Knew you get a "rise" out of that!

I've got some bullets....what caliber?

I was referring to the kiss ass before you.

Why would I need bullets with no gun?

;)

Merry Christmas Coach

ror!!....this is better than the espn scoreboard.

Right again.....Happy New Year too!

Happy Kwanzaa!!

Tony Black for Secretary of Defense!

"Jerry from New York" is the #1 Paddy caller to the show... How can you not like Jerry?

YOWWW !!

Outrageous, absolutely outrageous you were forgotten and left sitting in the waiting room while you were preparing ciphers and love songs...and NEIGH'SSSSSSSSS !!

I hope you slammed the door when you left in a huff....:tro:

Here I'll give you some :$: does it make you feel better....:p
:{>:

Too kind,Franny.

Anything helps after the Mother of all Stiffings yesterday."Morty..hey guy. You call anytime."



blech




:{>: :{>:

Steve won't be having me on today,either, as his high powered line up of guests are:



Bob the Cabbie

Vicki"Hot" Walker

A dead person

Barney Rubble

An apple

An ice cube

Riki Lake

Erie Lake

Mr. Ed

and The Joke of the Day-----OinkMan

He got Rubble to do the show? That's great!

:mad: