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letswastemoney 11-22-2008 01:34 AM

gobble gobble
 
gobble gobble

Mortimer 11-22-2008 01:56 AM

And the Arletta..I mean cow goes mooo!...and the dog goes woof!...and the pig goes oink!...and the birdie goes tweet!...and the lion goes ROAR!! ......and that's...the way it goes.



That was fun ,Let's !

Let's..I mean..oh forget it.....let's do some more...OK?







OOOOOO-KAY!!!!

Mortimer 11-22-2008 02:06 AM

Oh come on. Here..you will love this one.

Let's------check that.


Why don't we sing along?



OK?






OOOOOOOOOO-KAY!!





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_mol...eature=related

Mortimer 11-22-2008 02:08 AM

This is fun!!

Mortimer 11-22-2008 02:09 AM

.. a moo moo here...a moo moo there...here a moo moo ..there a moo moo...EVERYWHERE a moo moo!!...

magic_idol 11-22-2008 02:19 AM

I Thought it went gobble gobble swallow swallow

Mortimer 11-22-2008 02:42 AM

Hey kids!!

Want to have more fun!? ( ok...settle down there , Mr. Idol...or you will get a mad facey :mad: in your folder )

We are going to learn our alphabet and numbers--by singing!!

Isn't that great?



Come on!!..let's go!





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXS2Q...eature=related


Although I thought it was 7,8 open the gate...but oh well.

Mortimer 11-22-2008 02:43 AM

Swing your heads from side to side with the music as you sing.

OK?




OOOOOOO-KAY!!

Mortimer 11-22-2008 02:51 AM

Now maybe some of our friends in the smart threads can actually spell their horsey's name and get the program numbers straight in their noodle.

See ,kids!!....learning is fun for everyone!

Mortimer 11-22-2008 03:01 AM

OK Kids..since you have been so good...I have a special treat for you.

Here is...the University of Michigan MARCHING BAND!!





YES!!

Playing Hail to the Conquering Zeros.



Gosh don't ya just hope our good friend Mr. Late Fires gets to see this? Gee I know I do!!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf8bzEI1hOM

Mortimer 11-22-2008 03:02 AM

Wasn't that great!?

letswastemoney 11-22-2008 03:08 AM

I regret starting this thread. :zz:

Mortimer 11-22-2008 03:26 AM

Guess what's going in Mr. Money's folder ,kids?
















You guessed it :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:



Boy is he going to get it from Mom!!






=:>

Mortimer 11-22-2008 03:44 AM

You know ,kids.....Mr. Foxworthy doesn't do this for nothing.

Oh no....I am just like everyone else. I have horsey's to bet..UPS!!..I mean food to buy and yer what not.

So....since Mommy and Daddy are sleeping.....do you know where they keep the checkbook?


I'll bet you do!






Now if you can find those cancelled checks near that same place...and start trying to write Mommy and/or Daddy's name just like they do----you could send me a prize! Wouldn't that be fun?


OK......so when you can forge..I mean copy either ones signature,then you can put in writing and numbers.....5 THOUSAND DOLLARS.....put my name , Mr. F-O-X-W-O-R-T-H-Y , where it says "PAY TO"...and then mail that to me.





You do want more fun here....right?





I know you do!!




Bye kids!

letswastemoney 11-22-2008 03:51 AM

I don't understand anything you write!!!

gobble gobble!!!

AeWingnut 11-22-2008 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
OK Kids..since you have been so good...I have a special treat for you.
Here is...the University of Michigan MARCHING BAND!!
YES!!
Playing Hail to the Conquering Zeros.
Gosh don't ya just hope our good friend Mr. Late Fires gets to see this? Gee I know I do!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf8bzEI1hOM


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


:tro:

Danzig 11-22-2008 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by letswastemoney
I regret starting this thread. :zz:

doesn't everyone?? :D

docicu3 11-22-2008 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by letswastemoney
I don't understand anything you write!!!

gobble gobble!!!

And the Three Stooges were a children's program....

Mortimer 11-22-2008 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AeWingnut

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


:tro:


:)

I hope our friend Mr. LateFires doesn't make a big deal out of this.

Mortimer 11-22-2008 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig
doesn't everyone?? :D



:mad:

geeker2 11-22-2008 10:58 AM

Morty when exactly do you sleep?

Mortimer 11-22-2008 11:28 AM

Almost never anymore.




Dyslexic tse-tse fly bite

GPK 11-22-2008 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Almost never anymore.




Dyslexic tse-tse fly bite

:tro: :tro:

Mortimer 11-22-2008 12:45 PM

411's ..baggy fit....( and the like) will never simplify the equation here.



FatBoy would fold....BS Fan would violate parole again.

Only clever people like you get it.

kissykissykissykissy

Mortimer 11-22-2008 12:47 PM

Arletta's herespace photo hasn't changed.


I was hoping for a close up on her face.





:(

cowgirlintexas 11-22-2008 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Arletta's herespace photo hasn't changed.


I was hoping for a close up on her face.





:(

;) :{>:

Mortimer 11-22-2008 01:37 PM

OH MY GOD!!!!










YOU ARE SSSSSO HOT!



































THUD

Mortimer 11-22-2008 01:40 PM

I will be at Arletta's herespace...for a long time.




So don't bother me.

Mortimer 11-22-2008 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Is there a vomit emoticon?


lol


JEALOUS ELVIS!!


She is my girlfriend........obliterating all Buelah Thread HO's.











:)

cowgirlintexas 11-22-2008 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Is there a vomit emoticon?


lol

:eek: :mad:















:p

letswastemoney 11-22-2008 05:58 PM

omg cowgirl you do have a cute face

Mortimer 11-22-2008 06:12 PM

:rolleyes:

Coach Pants 11-22-2008 06:18 PM

*checks herspace*
























































THUD

Mortimer 11-22-2008 06:21 PM

fr&l-a!!!!





Ain't she hot?

Coach Pants 11-22-2008 06:55 PM

8==D

Mortimer 11-22-2008 07:03 PM

HIGHLYAMUSING!!

Coach Pants 11-22-2008 09:00 PM

Oh garsh!!














I looked agin!!

































8===D

Mortimer 11-22-2008 09:13 PM

!!

My desk has not come back to floor yet.

Mortimer 11-22-2008 09:27 PM

gobble-gobble


Every year there is always one.


:rolleyes:


I think I'm headed for the CheapWhiskeyDancer Bar tonight--fellers. I'm feeling mean and in need of new material.I just put on the shoulder holster for my DirtyHarry .44 Magnum.


If I don't return--you'll know it didn't go well.


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