No bid contracts? Deja Vu all over again
 

Not sports or horses.

This doesnt look like sports or horses...

Good point

Q: What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina??










A: Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded













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Dan,
I heard this joke on the Stern show too. I have told it, quite a few times, and was suprised by the lack of positive responce I recieved for such a well crafted joke. :D The reactions have ranged from utter disgust to slight amusement, what have you found?

it's not that good i guess. maybe it depends on the audience? i'll tell it to my son when he gets up, and see what he thinks. and our humor can get pretty dark at times.

I think it's a gem. I will now tell it to my parents while they're together, and report the response. My guess is my pop will look at my mom to tailor his reaction. I don't know how you can be pssy whipped by a 70 year old pssy, but whatever.

Both parents laughed hard right away. So wrong, huh.

well...just told it to my son...he didn't really even crack a smile.
i'll have to call my daughter later.

If you agree with the lady(even somewhat,) then the joke can't work. It's a joke for a limited audience.

but we don't, so much for your theory.

thanks..i don't know, maybe it's just a bit too dark for us. i don't think cracking jokes about a downs syndrome baby, regardless of how stupid the mother is, would be very funny.

Why you got to lie like that. Neither of you want the Gov't in charge of much.

Why she have a kid after 40? Anybody knows the chances for that to happen go up for women that age who have previously had a lot of kids. Why would we want somebody that dumb to run something? My mom laughed, and then quickly said: "Now that's bad!!" A few minutes later, she said she sure isn't gunna go telling the joke to anybody. So, I think the innappropriate comes later. The 1st instinct is to laugh, but only if you really do think she is stupid.

Last Night she said her expensive clothing doesn't belong to her. It belongs to the R.N.C. That's how stupid she is. She really thinks people are going to believe her crap like that. What are they gunna do with clothing made just for her?

SkidsMother has really out done himself.



Of course..I am unqualified to join in this discourse so I will just make comments about stupid posters.







Dannie....rub my belly.

she isn't exactly made of money like mccains old lady. supposedly the rnc bought the clothes, and then they're supposed to be donated to charity from what i read.

if the govt is run by folks like her, hell no i don't want them in charge of anything!! she's a moron, and far too right for me. why does it always come down to politics with you, sheesh.

i told the joke to my daughter, she was less than amused as well.

She's not going to rub my belly.

do you kick your leg if someone rubs your belly?

Why..yes.

Ah do.





Try rubbing a little south of there and you will really see some action.

She's not going to rub either location.

If nobody said anything, those clothes were going back to Alaska.

Tell her a hunting joke.

They should work well in the dead of Winter...
in her trailer park.

I dont think they have that many fancy dinner
parties in Alaska. She will go back to jeans and
the lumberjack shirt.

Q: What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina??










A: Nothing! They both shout "Drill, Baby, Drill"

Where did he say he heard the joke? Howard Stern? O.K.? That's a pretty specific audience. This is 180 degrees away from Bob Hope's humor. Those are the 2 extremes of humor. Not funny, and funny(but inappropriate.)

Try again?

Q: What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina??





A: While her mouth chants "USA,USA,USA", her vagina can only plead "Drill, Baby, Drill"

Q: What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina??





A: Her mouth is a (patriotic) stunt, while her vagina is a (Christian) ****

i have no idea where you were going with the original post so i fixed it.

I had just heard it earlier in the day (saturday) on replay and initially thought it was hilarious, but that reaction could well have been clouded by my absolute and utter disdain for the woman.

Haven't had a chance to tell it in person, but I can certainly see where some people might take offense to it

[quote=Mike]Q: What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina??

/QUOTE]



My mom had a guess: "LIPSTICK"

Biden would laugh, off camera, I hope.Not sure if he can incorporate the joke into his stump speech

[quote=SCUDSBROTHER]That's pretty good, better than mine

One thing that's great is imagining which one has the lipstick

The other great thing is Scuds floating these Q&A's by his mom

[quote=Mike]It only works if you tell her it's inappropriate(before you tell the joke.)

[quote=SCUDSBROTHER]that's what my son said...

[quote=Danzig]LOL..I guess Sarah did start the whole thing. She's a riot.