MySpace
 

Why did you go for 3!?

Because I couldn't go for 2.


-Romeo Crennel in answering a reporter-





Hello.

My name is Mortimer. I am a Pisces and have been in Pisces Anonymous for 4 and one half years.But everyday is still a challenge.

I am a M and have a huge joint..I mean a huge desire to meet new friends.Yes...that's it. I am here to make new friends.

I live in SnowyWoods ,Ohio.


I like stuff.


Also....I support the drive for foreign aid to Wales and in giving every Welsh here in the US 5 million dollars.


Mildly racist unless you're a hot female.I enjoy horseys as long as they have 4 legs.I lke to bet on them and see what happens.I do not like the 5...4 Steve's.

They are hosers.



Thing people most often say about me behind my back:He is either a rich old man or 12.

Thing females most often say about me regarding my huge desire to meet new friends:Oh baby....I went to suck it!!


I decided not to have a freaky background here and go on babbling about all the songs,movies,books and what have you that I enjoy.Also.....don't post here saying all those stupid nice things about me other myspaces have.

It's phony and makes me want to vomit.

And I hate libtards and neo cons.


I want to enjoy my myspace experience.

:mad:

OK.

I guess that means you didn't like it.

Yes...you may.

Oh my God.

I know...it's how I discovered Deb-O-Deb,Franny and Arletta.

^^^^Secretary in The Secretary.

And I most certainly was not.

I am not James Spader!!

Get out of my myspace.

ROR...!!!!

Most amusing my fine friend!!!


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And here this whole time I thought it was because of my charm, wit and.. well, never mind :p

:)

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Actually...it was more of the never mind.


You have a great one.


Kissy-Kissy

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;)

My I suggest you display it..I mean display a photo of you here?

And try to look older than 12.

Maybe if you say "Pretty please with sugar on top" :p

God.















Prettypleasewithsugarontop.





OK?

Happy?

^sissy

Awwww... :{>: :{>: :{>:

How can I resist your request after that? Course now I guess this means I gotta get all "dolled up" again :p

Well if she displays the photo then we we'll see who is calling who a sissy.

Oh forget it...like I said---try to look legal.

My myspace is about to become very popular.

Thanks for the compliment I think.. Perhaps you should have your eyes checked out.. :p

:rolleyes:

Well?

Where is it...MS. Fung?

Ms. Fung? :confused:

Keep calling me names and you won't get squat :mad:

I never said I would post it tonight :p I'm in my P.J's anyhow :D

Oh I was just poking at you with the criminologist..Mr. Fung ...angle.


And don't you ever show me that sour face again ..you brat.

It's childish.
















:mad: :mad:

Who's Trevor?

Oh what a phony.







And you don't have any pj's!

:eek:

I do too!! Na na na :p

Then take a photo of them right now because I do not believe you.

Nice try.. Aint happenin'