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Mortimer 09-27-2008 09:55 PM

Oh Steve
 
I move a new rule be made.

I also move it be retroactive to Phil:D Fucl<Face.



Any teachers or college professors should not be allowed on any adult board.

They've honed their frills over the years by talking down to kiddies and semi kiddies who only take their class because they don't know anything about the class subject.

On an adult level they sound like migrating baboons.


Get these pontificating imbeciles out of here.

Mortimer 09-27-2008 10:01 PM

At the very least send this clam on the half shell to Naples and let BMH use him for fish boosting practice.

timmgirvan 09-28-2008 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I move a new rule be made.

I also move it be retroactive to Phil:D Fucl<Face.



Any teachers or college professors should not be allowed on any adult board.

They've honed their frills over the years by talking down to kiddies and semi kiddies who only take their class because they don't know anything about the class subject.

On an adult level they sound like migrating baboons.


Get these pontificating imbeciles out of here.

Kinda sounds like you,nibbler!

Mortimer 09-28-2008 10:06 AM

duh..thed wuz rel gud demmy

Mortimer 09-28-2008 12:13 PM

I'd like Dimmy to stay;The Good Lord knows we all need more tether ball practice.

Mortimer 09-28-2008 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Mr Garden
is back to
his old tricks.
I don't have the
energy to go back
and forth in a
ridiculous circle where
his sole objective is
to get me to call
him a name. He just
made the dumbfucl<
Mt. Rushmore.....again






Abundantly Amusing!!!!

GPK 09-28-2008 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Abundantly Amusing!!!!


ummmmmmmmmmm........












































yeah.

Coach Pants 09-28-2008 04:27 PM

That thread
is just like
it's just like
a mini





































mall

cowgirlintexas 09-28-2008 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by timmgirvan
Kinda sounds like you,nibbler!

Morty?! Are you a "nibbler"? :p

pgardn 09-28-2008 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Mr Garden
is back to
his old tricks.
I don't have the
energy to go back
and forth in a
ridiculous circle where
his sole objective is
to get me to call
him a name. He just
made the dumbfucl<
Mt. Rushmore.....again

You are gutsy.
I gotta give you that.

miraja2 09-28-2008 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
On an adult level they sound like migrating baboons.
Get these pontificating imbeciles out of here.

I hate to admit it, but I actually think these two sentences sum us up fairly accurately.

pgardn 09-28-2008 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by miraja2
I hate to admit it, but I actually think these two sentences sum us up fairly accurately.

And you see a problem with pontificating baboons?
At least we do more than eat, mate, sleep, and excrete...

well some of the time anyway.

Rileyoriley 09-28-2008 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by miraja2
I hate to admit it, but I actually think these two sentences sum us up fairly accurately.

So you've read the "Free Speech" political thread?????

pgardn 09-28-2008 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
So you've read the "Free Speech" political thread?????

I still claim the record for the most incessant babbling
in that masterpiece.

miraja2 09-28-2008 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pgardn
And you see a problem with pontificating baboons?
At least we do more than eat, mate, sleep, and excrete...

well some of the time anyway.

You summed up my average day.

Sleep: 7 hours.
Eat: 2 hours.
Mate: About 45 seconds on a good day.
Excrete: Varies daily
Pontificate: However much time is left.

miraja2 09-28-2008 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pgardn
I still claim the record for the most incessant babbling
in that masterpiece.

Your claim has been accepted.

pgardn 09-28-2008 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by miraja2
You summed up my average day.

Sleep: 7 hours.
Eat: 2 hours.
Mate: About 45 seconds on a good day.
Excrete: Varies daily
Pontificate: However much time is left.

Lucky bas tard.

Danzig 09-28-2008 08:49 PM

i read that in 33% of marriages, the couple has sex once a month or less. that's a crying shame.

Mortimer 09-28-2008 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig
i read that in 33% of marriages, the couple has sex once a month or less. that's a crying shame.


You don't even know what fellatio-poo is!!

pgardn 09-28-2008 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig
i read that in 33% of marriages, the couple has sex once a month or less. that's a crying shame.

Why am I crying?

ahhhh I have better things to do...

whittling
cuttin up dead fish
cuttin up dead fish
whittlin whilst cuttin up dead fish
gettin baffled whilst whittlin

Life is good.

Mortimer 09-28-2008 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cowgirlintexas
Morty?! Are you a "nibbler"? :p

Well I don't lap at it like a kitty cat does milk ..if that's what you mean.

Kasept 09-28-2008 09:18 PM

Will the moderators please take my name off this thre...












Oh wait.













Never mind.

Mortimer 09-28-2008 09:23 PM

ooooooooooo

cowgirlintexas 09-28-2008 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kasept
Will the moderators please take my name off this thre...












Oh wait.








Never mind.

:rolleyes:

Danzig 09-28-2008 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
You don't even know what fellatio-poo is!!

perhaps i should go do some research?

Mortimer 09-28-2008 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig
perhaps i should go do some research?


Great idea.



May I suggest you use me for your research work?


For testing purposes only...of course.

Danzig 09-28-2008 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Great idea.



May I suggest you use me for your research work?


For testing purposes only...of course.

you know i already have a 'test subject'.

GPK 09-28-2008 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig
you know i already have a 'test subject'.

I love you too dear:{>: :{>:

Mortimer 09-28-2008 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig
you know i already have a 'test subject'.



I also know a lot about married women in their 30's and 40's.



;)

timmgirvan 09-28-2008 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kasept
Will the moderators please take my name off this thre...












Oh wait









Never mind.

Good one,Steve.....been that kind of day for ya?

cowgirlintexas 09-28-2008 10:38 PM

I think he decided after all that he likes his friends in "low places" :)

timmgirvan 09-28-2008 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig
perhaps i should go do some research?


HUBBA HUBBA!


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