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Mortimer 09-09-2008 02:31 PM

A Romeo Moment
 
Gosh coach...why did you go for 3 trailing by 21 with 10 minutes to go from the Dallas 17 on 4th and 3?






'Cause I couldn't go for 2.

Scav 09-09-2008 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Gosh coach...why did you go for 3 trailing by 21 with 10 minutes to go from the Dallas 17 on 4th and 3?






'Cause I couldn't go for 2.

Sir, I am deathly afraid that I put the mush on Derek Anderson this year, having him on my fantasy team and drafting in the 4th round. I do have Jake Delhomo backing him up. WHAT SHOULD I DO?

Mortimer 09-09-2008 02:37 PM

Romeo works here.

What dos this tell you?

Late Fires 09-09-2008 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Gosh coach...why did you go for 3 trailing by 21 with 10 minutes to go from the Dallas 17 on 4th and 3?






'Cause I couldn't go for 2.

SPIT!!!

I have to give it to Coach Hayes - that was a great line.

I cannot vouch from personal experience, but I have heard this new book is interesting.

http://www.amazon.com/War-As-They-Kn...0989053&sr=1-1

Mortimer 09-09-2008 02:45 PM

SPITFIRES!!!!













fucl<








I mean LATEFIRES!!!!







How the fucl< goes it ,sir!?

Late Fires 09-09-2008 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
SPITFIRES!!!!

fucl<

I mean LATEFIRES!!!!

How the fucl< goes it ,sir!?

Oh, you know, can complain.

It's not like I'm a master of the stock market and Ohio State trivia like jwcostanza or something.

But it could be worse.















I could be in kgb's gelf course...err junkyard.

How the fucl< are you? Always a pleasure to read your fine work.

Mortimer 09-09-2008 02:53 PM

ror!!!!


MY fine work??


Yours is bettah.


Oh I can complain either.







Would you do me a favor and fucl< the follwoing for me?.....:




ROR

Franny

BrownSugah

Arletta

Thebby

Carla






I hope that's not too many.

Mortimer 09-09-2008 02:54 PM

Oh yes...Costanza saw ,IN PERSON mind you, a 4 year db at Ohio State not start at rb.

What an honor.

Late Fires 09-09-2008 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
ror!!!!


MY fine work??


Yours is bettah.


Oh I can complain either.







Would you do me a favor and fucl< the follwoing for me?.....:




ROR

Franny

BrownSugah

Arletta

Thebby

Carla






I hope that's not too many.

I would love to, but I've already lost the money I made betting the Panda's selections at Sara's Toga.

I may need some of your fine pigskin selections to offset the costs.

Late Fires 09-09-2008 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh yes...Costanza saw ,IN PERSON mind you, a 4 year db at Ohio State not start at rb.

What an honor.

What a swine that guy was. If ever someone was asking for vaporization, it was him.

Mortimer 09-09-2008 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Late Fires
I would love to, but I've already lost the money I made betting the Panda's selections at Sara's Toga.

I may need some of your fine pigskin selections to offset the costs.




HIGHLY AMUSING!!



I will post them this time...just for you.




By the way...don't let any of them kid you.


They will bite on $15 per hour.

Mortimer 09-09-2008 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Late Fires
What a swine that guy was. If ever someone was asking for vaporization, it was him.

A True one at that.


I should have been arrested for it....yet am still very proud of it.

Late Fires 09-09-2008 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
HIGHLY AMUSING!!



I will post them this time...just for you.




By the way...don't let any of them kid you.


They will bite on $15 per hour.

I'm thinking about holding out for Sighty-poo.

FGFan 09-09-2008 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
HIGHLY AMUSING!!



I will post them this time...just for you.




By the way...don't let any of them kid you.


They will bite on $15 per hour.

He's liahing again.....since you lost all your money you couldn't afford any of us.
for that little all we would do is bite..and it would hurt.

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Originally Posted by Late Fires
I'm thinking about holding out for Sighty-poo.

That's it....off with his head.

Mortimer 09-09-2008 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Late Fires
I'm thinking about holding out for Sighty-poo.


Don't...the little snot holds firm at 150.

Mortimer 09-09-2008 03:13 PM

"That's it....off with his head."


ror!!!!



Now that's what I call biting!

FGFan 09-09-2008 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
"That's it....off with his head."


ror!!!!



Now that's what I call biting!

:p
:D
:eek:

Late Fires 09-09-2008 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
He's liahing again.....since you lost all your money you couldn't afford any of us.
for that little all we would do is bite..and it would hurt.



That's it....off with his head.

I'm sorry Franny, but I'm not into that kind of kinky stuff. Try Hossy. I do enjoy a good tip frosting, though.

Mortimer 09-09-2008 03:17 PM

NAFTA wasn't the only thing capable of creating a great sucking sound.










I have a verifiable woody happening.

FGFan 09-09-2008 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Late Fires
I'm sorry Franny, but I'm not into that kind of kinky stuff. Try Hossy. I do enjoy a good tip frosting, though.

snort..
spit...
fr&l-a


poor hossy..or is he really that strange...hmmmmmm


I'll have to have Morty clue me on that..not sure what the alternate is...although you do speak of it often....:eek:

Late Fires 09-09-2008 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
NAFTA wasn't the only thing capable of creating a great sucking sound.










I have a verifiable woody happening.

Gustav wasn't the only thing blowing in Louisiana, if ya know what I mean.

FGFan 09-09-2008 03:23 PM

MORTY......he is not as fun as you made him out to be....:mad:

That's it going back to the panther!!!!!

Late Fires 09-09-2008 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
MORTY......he is not as fun as you made him out to be....:mad:

That's it going back to the panther!!!!!

I do apologize, Franny.

Phil Garden briefly obtained access to my logon and posted that questionable line. I would never do such a thing. The internet police should be arriving in his lab in Texas any minute now.

FGFan 09-09-2008 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Late Fires
I do apologize, Franny.

Phil Garden briefly obtained access to my logon and posted that questionable line. I would never do such a thing. The internet police should be arriving in his lab in Texas any minute now.

OK well then, there seems to be alot of illegal logon going on.

I think pgarden is not in his lab, Ah do believe he is getting ready for the arrival of IKE....which will not be fun....:(

Why haven't you been to the bar?

But you did make me revert to my roots....:D

Late Fires 09-09-2008 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
OK well then, there seems to be alot of illegal logon going on.

I think pgarden is not in his lab, Ah do believe he is getting ready for the arrival of IKE....which will not be fun....:(

Why haven't you been to the bar?

But you did make me revert to my roots....:D

You are too kind, but I'm not a drinker. I don't want to do something reckless, like crash my car or take up gelf. ;) :{>:

Mortimer 09-09-2008 03:39 PM

Franny is rooting for me.

FGFan 09-09-2008 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Late Fires
You are too kind, but I'm not a drinker. I don't want to do something reckless, like crash my car or take up gelf. ;) :{>:

Well it's just me and the cat for neeeeoooooow...although we do serve lemonade or ice tea...I think.... the golfing/junkyard man is in charge of all that but he seems to be missing at this point.
ROR will get it all straightened out tonite I suppose.

OK I changed my fickle mind, you are kinda fun....:p :{>:

Mortimer 09-09-2008 03:41 PM

Oh well.

Late Fires 09-09-2008 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
:mad:

(:mad:)


;)

Late Fires 09-09-2008 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
Well it's just me and the cat for neeeeoooooow...although we do serve lemonade or ice tea...I think.... the golfing/junkyard man is in charge of all that but he seems to be missing at this point.
ROR will get it all straightened out tonite I suppose.

OK I changed my fickle mind, you are kinda fun....:p :{>:

:$:

Mortimer 09-09-2008 03:45 PM

My guess is there's 15 bucks in that bag.

FGFan 09-09-2008 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
:mad:

See now you've made HOSSY very mad. I knew you would!!!!!

Hi Hossy where ya been? :{>:

ooops gonna get in trouble for that.....:D

Kiss Kiss Morty..dawlin! Of course I root for you, especially in your guarded condition.

OH yikes...did you just call Hossy a sissy cat?

Mortimer 09-09-2008 03:46 PM

It's already been downgraded.

Late Fires 09-09-2008 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
My guess is there's 15 bucks in that bag.

!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Late Fires 09-09-2008 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
I've been around. In more ways than one if ya know wha' ahm sayin'.

:{>:

(He means in Naples for those not following at home)

Late Fires 09-09-2008 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Sir, it's a pleasure to have you back and posting at such a high level. Hand salute.

Your service in keeping the swine at bay around here is every bit as admirable as John McCain's. And a snappy hand salute to you.


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