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Mortimer 07-25-2008 08:29 AM

Sara's Toga Diary
 
July 25

Well got in here Wednesday night. There's a lot of fucl<ing going on here.I haven't had time to get my thoughts together so give me a few.


I can tell you this...that 1:57 mile and an eighth time was genuine.

I saw it.

GPK 07-25-2008 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
July 25

Well got in here Wednesday night. There's a lot of fucl<ing going on here.I haven't had time to get my thoughts together so give me a few.


I can tell you this...that 1:57 mile and an eighth time was genuine.

I saw it.


If anyone could convince Uncly Trust to switch teams, I knew it would be you.

Mortimer 07-25-2008 08:33 AM

I ,myself,have not partaken in the fucl<athon going on here.

I like to think I am juuuuuust a little more sophisticated than that.She'll be getting here soon.




I have an interview scheduled with her already....so we'll see.

GPK 07-25-2008 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I ,myself,have not partaken in the fucl<athon going on here.

I like to think I am juuuuuust a little more sophisticated than that.She'll be getting here soon.




I have an interview scheduled with her already....so we'll see.


I look forward to the Cliff's notes;)

Mortimer 07-25-2008 08:45 AM

I'll f-mail them to you.

Mortimer 07-25-2008 08:45 AM

Hey!!


You've got fucl< mail!!

Mortimer 07-25-2008 08:50 AM

Hey!!



I'VE got fucl< mail!!

Rileyoriley 07-25-2008 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I ,myself,have not partaken in the fucl<athon going on here.

I like to think I am juuuuuust a little more sophisticated than that.She'll be getting here soon.




I have an interview scheduled with her already....so we'll see.


A sophisticated man????:{>:

Mortimer 07-25-2008 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
A sophisticated man????:{>:

SPIT!!





ror!








Really----do you mind?




















:{>: :{>: :{>:

Mortimer 07-25-2008 08:54 AM

My dot is now in harmony with yours.




I am very excited.

Rileyoriley 07-25-2008 08:55 AM

Sophisticated men don't spit.;)

Rileyoriley 07-25-2008 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
My dot is now in harmony with yours.




I am very excited.


I refuse to go "green". Not an Al Gore fan. We'll call it "lime".

Mortimer 07-25-2008 08:56 AM

Ya well they do when trying to gulp Pepsi and you appear with a snotty post..

Mortimer 07-25-2008 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
I refuse to go "green". Not an Al Gore fan. We'll call it "lime".

You can call it maroon for all I care.....just as long as the frequency pulses in the same direction.



:)

Rileyoriley 07-25-2008 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
You can call it maroon for all I care.....just as long as the frequency pulses in the same direction.



:)


Oh it is.;)

Mortimer 07-25-2008 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Oh it is.;)

Oh my God!!....this diary is about to go Sara's Toga!

GPK 07-25-2008 09:01 AM

Oh boy....let me tip toe outta this room and leave you lovebirds alone

Mortimer 07-25-2008 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by GPK
Oh boy....let me tip toe outta this room and leave you lovebirds alone


Yes...go read some mail.

Rileyoriley 07-25-2008 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by GPK
Oh boy....let me tip toe outta this room and leave you lovebirds alone


:rolleyes: Take your shoes with you please.

GPK 07-25-2008 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
:rolleyes: Take your shoes with you please.

:eek:

thats okay....Erin Andrews is awaiting for me to return her call:cool:

Rileyoriley 07-25-2008 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by GPK
:eek:

thats okay....Erin Andrews is awaiting for me to return her call:cool:


I thought it was Diane Lake?

Mortimer 07-25-2008 09:08 AM

Yes...hurry. Do her before you return the Easter Bunny's and Santa's.






:rolleyes:

GPK 07-25-2008 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
I thought it was Diane Lake?


No...Diane Lane was my love last month. Erin is the current flavor of the month.

GPK 07-25-2008 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Yes...hurry. Do her before you return the Easter Bunny's and Santa's.






:rolleyes:

:eek:




































:mad: :mad:

Rileyoriley 07-25-2008 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by GPK
No...Diane Lane was my love last month. Erin is the current flavor of the month.


Can't wait to see August's flavor.:zz:

Mortimer 07-25-2008 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by GPK
:eek:

:mad: :mad:


Get out of my diary!

Rileyoriley 07-25-2008 09:28 AM

We're just trying to help you fill the pages.:rolleyes:



Will there be pictures? Sketches?

Mortimer 07-25-2008 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
We're just trying to help you fill the pages.:rolleyes:



Will there be pictures? Sketches?


Do I look like Warner Brothers?

Mortimer 07-25-2008 09:33 AM

Maybe some straw depcitions.

Rileyoriley 07-25-2008 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Maybe some straw depcitions.


That would be acceptable.:tro:

Mortimer 07-25-2008 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
That would be acceptable.:tro:

!!



But are you shore?

I think they devastated Franny.

Rileyoriley 07-25-2008 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
!!



But are you shore?

I think they devastated Franny.

Where is Franny??? I HOPE THE SERPENT DIDN"T GET HER!!!!:eek:

Mortimer 07-25-2008 09:45 AM

Well,now that you mention it.....she was not a trained serpent hunter.Keep checking the angels thread ....I guess.



I still think it was the straw porn.

GBBob 07-25-2008 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by GPK
No...Diane Lane was my love last month. Erin is the current flavor of the month.

sock worthy, although it may have surfaced here previously

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rIP7a9Z-YBM

GPK 07-25-2008 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by GBBob
sock worthy, although it may have surfaced here previously

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rIP7a9Z-YBM


Talked to your boy yesterday. I thought for sure the hot trade rumor Chuck was talking about concerned Scavs remaining in Tiajuana for a few illegals to be named later.

GBBob 07-25-2008 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by GPK
Talked to your boy yesterday. I thought for sure the hot trade rumor Chuck was talking about concerned Scavs remaining in Tiajuana for a few illegals to be named later.

I think Barney entered him for a tag at the Tiajuana track but there were no takers.

Mortimer 07-25-2008 10:54 AM

SARA'S TOGA...ONLY!!






KGB..that girl is a HO.

GPK 07-25-2008 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by GBBob
I think Barney entered him for a tag at the Tiajuana track but there were no takers.


I'm just glad he didn't "break his maiden" down there....coulda come back with something Ajax couldnt take off.

GPK 07-25-2008 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
SARA'S TOGA...ONLY!!






KGB..that girl is a HO.

I really hope you are not referring to Miss Andrews:mad:

Mortimer 07-25-2008 11:58 AM

Yes I am..she parades those tits around and then pleads sexual harrassment when someone honks them.


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