OH Speeding Ticket controversy for me!!!
 

So driving to work this morning and for those that know Higgins Road in Schaumburg, there is a stretch through some woods where you go pretty fast. I got pulled over by a sheriff saying I was going 64 in a 45. Now, I would almost guarantee I was probably going faster then that, but the guy was like "I have to give you a ticket but I will give you a court diversion slip" So I automatically am thinking that he doesn't want to go to court. When he comes back with the ticket, I ask "Can I please see the radar gun" he says "It is already cleared". I say "Ok" and that is that. Now, there is NO WAY that he got me on the gun given he was going the other way down Higgins, and there is no way that he could have paced me because he was going the other way?

Anyone know if there is a protocol in radar gun clearing? I am going to contest it and go to court, not only will he probably not show up, but after that I think I have a decent case.

Now, I would almost guarantee I was probably going faster then that,

I wonder how much this is worth to him...your public and free will posting of your guilt beyond a reasonable doubt?

Sir, would you do that to me?

So long as this is worth more to you than he....of course not.

Where was that.in the forest preserve before the 53 intersection?

Yeah.....I just noticed some flaws also

1) He didn't ask for me to even sign the ticket
2) He didn't fully describe the Illinois Vehicle Code (Just put 11-601 (B), missing (01,03,05,07) on the end)

Court is also at SKOKIE, not Palatine

next time you're there, check out the speed limit posting..I looked once and there aren't many signs..maybe not from between when you turn off of AH Rd onto Higgins and when he pulled you over?

There are times when I must stand up for what is right....even if it sides with the fuzz.

You admit you were well over the speed limit....and being a clear and present danger to fellow incompetents on the highway.






Nya?






The guy didn't stop you for 47. He stopped you for 65---which you admit was a little on the low side.



Why fucl< with this?

^^Matlock Jr.:rolleyes:

Sir, because he has zero proof, and I have a prestine record. That alone will get me at maximum a fine. And when he doesn't show up, it costs me nothing and I get a day off of work.

COME ON FRIDAY COURT DATE :)

^^^ Bob Shapiro.

And the cop looked like Bigsmc

Poor guy...

^^ Marcia Clark

Good for you.

Let's fast forward...shall we?








One month from now you are almost guaranteeing us you are going more than 65 in a 45.


OK?





You see the lights flashing behind you and you pull over .

Guess who the cop is?









Ha buddy!...Say...ah remember yew!

Let's see here.....I got yew fer improper lane changin',speedin',tail gatin' and somethin' else ahm shore ah'll think of. Now if yew wanna see mah ray-dar gun....go rat ahead. YOU WILL have to appear fer this one buddy........because ya did all this in an active construction zone.


WHEW!!....this gonna cost yo azz a LOT,son!!









MEEP-MEEP!

And I'm sure your employer will be tickled pink to know you are missing work to be a defendant in court.

Sir, I live in a populated area, not in one like youzeself where there are three cops and two jail cells.

^^^ Judge Neato...witness for the defense.

And so the photo of you and your car will be riding with every cop in that metro area.





Penny wise and dollar STUPID?????

Nice tribute to Sottie.

Makes me feel young again.

It was a Sheriff, not a metro oinker....

Drinking from The Fountain of Eweth couldn't make you young.

They all consort together.



Oh go ahead...make a fool of yourself.






Ah don't cah!

GODDAMMITY!


DON'T YOU INSULT ME!





:mad:

Oh Roy,oh Roy is that yo hawsey?

The Spurs suck and so do automotive repairmen!

This is my 19th nervous thread hijacking.

If it was a seatbelt violation...well then I could see your point.

Someone done someone wrong.



Ah wonder who???

UbclyTrust may now be viewed in 4D glasses.

Hey dewds!!


Debbie is ironing today in VERY short shorts!!

Let's eliminate all females in supervisory positions.

DT Swag will be available out of the trunk of Steve's car at exactly 2 AM tomorrow morning.

I understand All Pacino shelled out 10 million to take CRUISING off the public movie list.

Well....someone say something!

Who shot the sheriff?

You go out and buy a big ol' new coal hod Bob Cratchett!!

And just who are you?


Woodrow Wilson---now go to bed!