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Mortimer 05-18-2008 08:22 PM

The Secret Garden
 
Come all wounded and sissy prey....you are safe here.
























( MWA-HAHAHAHAHAHA!! )

FGFan 05-19-2008 12:25 PM

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I'm just looking around.....


Attachment 748


wht no lilacs?



I don't think they believe this is a safe haven.

Someone got "vaporized" in the smart threads.

Mortimer 05-19-2008 02:15 PM

ror!!


I SAID this was different from the Cozy Dooryard.








Geez.

Mortimer 05-19-2008 02:17 PM

Anyhoo....who got vaporized???

Antitrust32 05-19-2008 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Anyhoo....who got vaporized???

Jazil, Rags to Riches and Casino Flop's ho of a momma

Mortimer 05-19-2008 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
Jazil, Rags to Riches and Casino Flop's ho of a momma

fr&l-a!!!

Highly amusing.





I hope these are posters names. If not ...then I know who was doing the vaporizing.

Mortimer 05-19-2008 03:48 PM

Unless it is in the Padlock---can anyone guide me to the room this nonsense is taking place in?

FGFan 05-19-2008 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
Jazil, Rags to Riches and Casino Flop's ho of a momma

:D :D Too funny !!!


Looks like the phasers might be used again on the grassy mound; I think they should all be sent to you before vaporization.

Yes, it's in the saddling area Morte'.

Mortimer 05-19-2008 05:36 PM

Phooey...Steve won't even let me read that stuff in there.

FGFan 05-19-2008 10:53 PM

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I got scared in the snowy woods, so I came back here to look around again.

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Mortimer 05-19-2008 10:55 PM

EAUXH!!



ror!!....this is friggin scary!!


Where's my Zebra!?

FGFan 05-19-2008 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
EAUXH!!

Are you related to Paulie Walnuts?

I have a secret:

I'm going to Belmont to see UPS and カジノドライブ.
Won't that be fun.

Cajungator26 05-19-2008 11:02 PM


Coach Pants 05-19-2008 11:06 PM


FGFan 05-19-2008 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

Is that Stripes, is he in the Belmont Stakes too?

Mortimer 05-20-2008 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
Are you related to Paulie Walnuts?

I have a secret:

I'm going to Belmont to see UPS and カジノドライブ.
Won't that be fun.

DOWNS???


I don't know who PW is.

Where is Belmonts?



Who is Baffert!?

Antitrust32 05-20-2008 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
Are you related to Paulie Walnuts?

I have a secret:

[COLOR=white]I'm going to Belmont to see UPS and カジノドライブ.[/color]
Won't that be fun.


those squares are so ****ing funny!!

Mortimer 05-29-2008 09:28 AM

YOO-HOO!!




Fan PG!









KISS-KISS, DAHLING!

FGFan 05-29-2008 11:54 AM

Pounce


Rip Rip

Shred Shred

Spewh.....


Burp...

Mortimer 05-29-2008 12:03 PM

EAUXH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
















rule-eng un ze flour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!









leff-eng may ess oaf!!!!!!!!!!!

Mortimer 05-29-2008 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
Pounce


Rip Rip

Shred Shred

Spewh.....


Burp...

Oh mine God.



"Rip-Rip....Shred-Shred"









ror!!!!







HIGHLY AMUSING!!

FGFan 05-29-2008 12:43 PM

Oh, that was you Morty?

I didn't see I just pounced, thought you were a PETA person.

May I offer to bandage you up now and put all the pieces back together again?

Mortimer 05-29-2008 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
Oh, that was you Morty?

I didn't see I just pounced, thought you were a PETA person.

May I offer to bandage you up now and put all the pieces back together again?

The HORROR.




Please...fix your IPP (Identification Predator or Prey).


Yes ma'am...that would be swell....but handle me carefully and with love as I have very thenthitive thkin....don't ya know.

Mortimer 05-29-2008 01:31 PM

( I'm setting a trap for TP Fan.......fresh field mouse kill....let's see if she takes the bait....if she dnoes..........GUESS WHO'S GONNA GET IT!?.........should be fun )

FGFan 05-29-2008 02:44 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
The HORROR.
Please...fix your IPP (Identification Predator or Prey).
Yes ma'am...that would be swell....but handle me carefully and with love as I have very thenthitive thkin....don't ya know.


What....:confused:



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Mortimer 05-29-2008 02:51 PM

HELLO DAHLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

















RIP-RIP!!!



SHRED-SHRED!!



SLICE-SLICE!!




















HA-HA





HA





HA-HA!

FGFan 05-29-2008 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
( I'm setting a trap for TP Fan.......fresh field mouse kill....let's see if she takes the bait....if she dnoes..........GUESS WHO'S GONNA GET IT!?.........should be fun )


Yummy...I like field mice...I think I should pounce on this morsel.







Oh wait, did Macadamia set a trap !!!!!

Stopped in mid-air like the acrobatic leopard I am.

I must resist, I must resist, I must resist........

Mortimer 05-29-2008 02:53 PM

I can't believe she fell for the old fresh field mouse kill off the trail ploy.





:D

Mortimer 05-29-2008 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
Yummy...I like field mice...I think I should pounce on this morsel.







Oh wait, did Macadamia set a trap !!!!!

Stopped in mid-air like the acrobatic leopard I am.

I must resist, I must resist, I must resist........






Too late......ya took the bait.....and know I don't munch...but apply the crunch...


HA-HA

Mortimer 05-29-2008 02:57 PM

I strike like the viper.



:)

Mortimer 05-29-2008 03:00 PM

Who's for dessert?

FGFan 05-29-2008 03:20 PM

I saw you in the speedy thread.

Why would you send Hossy an exploding e-mail? Shameful !!!!!!!!!!

Wild Fires was very helpful with your burn notices...

5 pies....00000

Mortimer 05-29-2008 03:35 PM

FL...I mean LF does fine work.



Hossy spoke badly to prey about an amico nostra.......:mad:

He deserved it.

Cajungator26 05-29-2008 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Who's for dessert?

I can think of someone.

Mortimer 05-29-2008 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
I can think of someone.


Good.

I didn't know you could think.





I thought you had a robotic arm and a blackboard with chalk in your noodle.

Cajungator26 05-29-2008 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Good.

I didn't know you could think.





I thought you had a robotic arm and a blackboard with chalk in your noodle.

You ate all of the chalk.

Mortimer 05-29-2008 05:59 PM

That's in your head.

Cajungator26 05-29-2008 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
That's in your head.

No pun intended of course.

:rolleyes:

:p

:(

:D

Mortimer 05-29-2008 06:03 PM

Me neither.


I don't think anything is in your head.

Mortimer 05-29-2008 06:05 PM

I suppose nose roots could be,though.


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