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I warned them....all of them
I have injected myself with a lethal dose of NT Swill...one hour ago.
I feel the drug beginning to work its evil magic. It was Beauty what is killing the beast. |
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It's been awhile since I saw "Beauty and The Beast" but didn't a singing teapot save the beast with a kiss?? |
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^^^singing tea pot |
I asked so little....so very little. Just a simple name change.So small a task, so tiny a slap of ego upon my little smiley face; a simple request from a person of simple virtue...who would not hurt you.....one who always offered a pillow for the weary.....a soft ear for those in fear .....a listening well for a tortured mind.
And what do I get? An opera of "no's." no no-no NO! NO NO NO NO NNNNNO!! nononononono no no no NO!! NO!!! NONONONONO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no And so they bring my death here. So little ...for so much. |
Exclusive photo from Thebby's directory...
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^^^ Thebby showing off...with dwarf donkey. |
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^^^^wishes he was one:rolleyes: |
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^^^stole Hossy's pillow and offered it to the weary |
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Fear not SheHateMe, she really means yes. |
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I never wished to be a boo-bee. |
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Hossy's pillow is made up of DrugS' discarded socks!! BLECH! |
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SPIT!!! |
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^^^a friend indeed to a friend in need... can a brotha hold two fiddy? |
those ain't Thebby's Chi-chis....cute horsie though.
cheer up Avery. Life could be worse. |
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rule-eng en......oh....ooooooh...it hurts to laugh. I'm sorry....now I must break to see the FROZEN ONE blow this game. But I will return .....and watch things get worse. |
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Tis' true Morty. She could change your name to KRIM.:eek: |
Please..yer meikin' me sick.
Oh...I'm dying. Forgive me....:rolleyes: The time draws near.........woe is mah behind. |
I grow weaker by the moment...the drug has me in its clutches.
Not much time left for me......almost too weak to type. |
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I feel death by my side.
At least someone is there. At least someone...something wants me. I'll bet they will give me a name change whenever I want it where I'm going....I bet you. |
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Take a shot of nyquil....you will be feeling better by the morning |
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I think we can revive him if we all clap 3 times and say we believe in fairies! Oh Wait! That was Peter Pan and Tinkerbell. |
Even swine get mourners.
I get comediens. BAD comediens. |
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I shall place a rose on your grave every leap year. |
I......I.......................
...I am done. Gasp. I want.....e....d........so........lit.....t........ ........... ..thud. |
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You wanted a little thud?????????:confused: |
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Do you clean bathrooms and windows????? |
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I think it wilts when one dies so maybe he got his wish. |
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Im alive, so there goes that excuse for me....:o |
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You have my sympathy.:o |
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and not very often... but my socks are clean.... and I can do eskimo kisses pretty well.... also don't need no stinkin gelf clubs to get a hole in one |
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^^^hater |
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Sorry but I have decided to turn my basement into a shrine for Morty/Avery. |
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best of luck with that.....I'll offer a simple blessing to mark his passing.... ashes to ashes....dust to dust....hail mary oh holy mother of god....amen |
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