New Member Here
 

Hello. I joined earlier today and have become generally familiar with the place. I have not posted anywhere since the older DRF days .I posted under a different name there.

I am not going to brag, but I am an extremely successful handicapper and see that a lot of you here are not. Perhaps as I run across your many errors in the Paddock thread and others I will correct them .I may also open up my own Handicapping 101 thread to offer free help to those in need. I would think that is putting it mildly.

Seemed like this was the best place to post this as I found it full of nonsense and did not want to interrupt more serious areas.

Thank you and I will look forward to racing talk with some of you as I banty about here.

Ahahahahaha!!

Geez Morty......this was a short " I'm leaving " even for you.

Couldn't you have waited until at least one person missed you?

Banty? :D

Welcome to the Jungle..................

Well it seems as if I should straighten some of you out. I'm talking about the comedians that bounce around here. Sorry I have to bring you up here,Steve, but I have to explain.

Steve and me have been close friends for.....oh my, how long has it been now Steve? About 10 years or so?I wanted to make sure this Mortimer character had been banned. I told Steve I wouldn't come here if he was allowed to continue.This idiot roustabout was a very large pain to me at DRF.It's the reason I left. So have your fun,but maybe that helps.

MORTY IS LOSE in the Paddock, MORTY is lose in the paddock

Now, THAT is funny!

I laughed.....out loud...Nice to have ya back Morty...errrr Meridian

Yeah. That's right. Keep it up all you clowns here.Is this the way you treat knowledgable new members?

This is like the SNL version of BBB.

Someone acting like BBB, only the original actually takes himself seriously.

And I'm still not sure which is funnier.

What's that like... living on a massive estate?

Do you ever wish you could live in it?

Having fun on the smart threads? :p

Could you help with the ZC's for tomorrows card at Gulfstream...thanks sooooo much in advance

Well. I thought the Mickey Mouse Club was cancelled long ago,but apparently I was premature in making what now looks like a bad assumption.Now why don't you all wiggle your little mouse ears at each other and then go to your sleeping quarters.

I intended only to announce myself and perhaps receive a few "welcome aboards." Instead I get American Comedy Idol auditions.

Really. Stick to handicapping.Yes. Your attempts at comedy are that bad.

Can I choose who I wanna go to my sleeping quarters with?

Yea!!!

my miss storm cat;


I'd say Peter Rabbit,but I'm not the last word on such things.



Best regards,

Bill Dullest

It's a nice place. They play bingo on Tuesday's and Friday nights and the macaroni and cheese is to die for!

http://www.whitchurchandllandaff.co....al%20c1908.jpg

:D

Not now dear... busy trying to figure out who Peter Rabbit is! :p

closely related to Peter Cotton Tail

......who went hopping down the bunny trail.

I look forward to "bantying" with you Mr. Artisan.:)

Hello Riley-O;


I'm sure you do.Prime Time has always been a media event with the ladies.I certainly hope you're a lady.

Maybe I'll let you send me a photo.


I said maybe.





Great whatevering with you.







Bets retards...I mean Best regards,

Bill Dullest

Words can't express...

how we feel.....




about........you





so we dedicate this to you..............






http://youtube.com/watch?v=RR3mF4ABcSY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcU4t6zRAKg

Perfect :D or this one.....

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FOLBQxk72NY

can pass for Morty or Meridian_Artisan or any alter ego!

The Attack of the 50 Foot Women continues.




Prime Time Residue.

Welcome Mr. Dullest,

Refreshing to have a man of your obvious intelligence, character and high moral values gracing us with your presence.

Hello KGB;




About time.





Glad to see another can recognize universal law excellence appearing to Earthlings in human form.













More patented Dullest humor.










But not at all lacking in truth.




























Best retire...I mean regards,

Bill Dullest

Five Rules For Men
 

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who’s good in bed and likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important - that these four women do not know each other…