Possessive new girlfriends.....
 

So I have a friend that is more like an acquintance now since he met this new girlfriend, who is trying to be friends with all his friends and is pretty comedy. My friends birthday is Feb 14th and as a group, we usually don't do much for our birthdays, a text/phone call/email suffices unless it is around an event and some beers somewhere. So I am sitting here studying and I get an email about a SURPRISE Birthday party for this guy, HE IS TURNING TWENTY NINE.

You seriously got to be shitting me, it isn't like he is turning 40, 59.5 or 100?

SURPRISE BIRTHDAY? OMG, I have heard it all

****, I meant to put this in Esoteric Central. One of the three amigos sent it over....

Didn't you know that everybody gets a surprise 29th birthday party thrown for them. The 29th birthday is a right of passage. It's the big one.

I don't think you could illustrate the difference between guys and girls better than that.

On the whole I agree with you Scav, but hey....maybe the guy deserves a party.
My birthday is also on Feb 14th and let me tell you, it is one of the worst possible days of the year to have a birthday. I don't really care about birthdays much at all, but the fact that I have to buy my wife Valentine's presents on my own birthday is just wrong. I don't care about getting gifts on my birthday, but it certainly doesn't seem fair that I (and presumably your friend) have to buy somebody else something on their own birthday.
But even with all that being said, if somebody threw me a damn surprise birthday party, I'd be pissed.

Meow

not really.
i've never thrown a surprise party for my husband of 22 years.
i'll probably go to girl hell for that. but then, i hate to shop as well. don't do my nails...

might be tricky if he decides to dump her just before, to avoid giving a gift.

how long have they been going out?

*whipping sound*

he'll be back...

I hate being an AttentionHO..now you all know that...but I am reminded by own personal birthday is the 29th of this month.

Just an interesting tidbit .




I certainly am special.

so you age 4 times less than all of us "others"?

Yes.




Are you worried about those photos you've been sending me now?

nah they are in safe hands.

















thud!

Seriously....And this guy hasn't talked to his friends in like two months since he met this broad....She is a piece of work. He is hilarious anyways when it comes to relationships but come on. This takes the cake IMO.

Biggie, I know you are been sarcastic but seriously, she has lost her mind. I have heard of 30,40,59.5 and 100 year surprises but TWENTY NINE. I seriously got no sleep last night thinking about how hilarious this is....

I got a surprise party for my 24th birthday, and I too found it incredibly unnecessary and out of line.

A Belgium puppet show?

years are overrated.

27 years 138 days or 27 years 139 days (depending on leap years) is when the odometer rolls over from 9999 days to 10000.

that's worth a party.

My wife threw me a suprise 30th, at the Meadowlands. God bless that woman. Now there is an idea for you boy's girl, Scavs. Tell her to have it at the track. It beats the hell out of sitting in Applebee's clapping like a schmuck!

mrs d. knows better than to do that to me, anytime....... i'd walk out, on the party.

They are having it at someone's apartment or some ****. Like 15 people crammed into a 1 bedroom joint.....

In talking with my immediates today, it has become apparant that there is probably more to this then we realize. There is this split between where my douche bag friend just goes and hangs with her and her hilarious friends, and my guess is that she is trying to combine the two, to prevent him getting sick of them and ditching her, even though he would never do that becuase he has balls the size of peas.

It is even worse because this chick isn't even cool with beer goggles on.

Thank you.

btw...

she is trying to hard.

I can hear it now, "after all I did for him he dumps me.."
Maybe that was her sobbing on the cellphone.

I am guessing that she is about the same age as your friend. When girls hit that "30" area, they start realizing that most of there friends either married or in serious serios relationships. Sounds like to me that she is trying to put her relationship with your friend in to the express lane. Nothing says serious commitment like a suprise party. All the friends meet and celebrate the "birthday guy" and his great gal that took the time out to plan such an event. Deep down she must think she has to make the big play now, because she just might not get the chance to do it for his 30th birthday. She is trying way to hard and she is dragging you (Scavs) and the rest of your friends along for the ride. Maybe next month you guys can all go out to the Olive Garden for dinner for their 4 monthdating anniversary!

She is already toast, no one likes her as is, and the two girls that we chill with despise her because of how he acts, which is automatic grounds for no chance....

I always hated it when I tried to slide my magnificent Italian salami into the girls poop chute.....and I'd get cockblocked by the chicks conservative side.

Emily was like the Dekimbi Matoumbo of such tactics.

lordamercy....

You should call your buddy about a week in advance and organize a birthday happy hour for the same afternoon. Get him Sh*t faced before the party. This will show his new girl friend exactly how his old friends feel about her idea.

You most certainly are.

special ed

Mister Rogers always said "we're all special".

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OOOOOOOOOO

LOL. I just watched that episode the other night!

Ah! The future birthday boy!

Oh yes...and thank you so much.




I feel kind of silly that I blurted it out.

Perhaps we can give you a surprise party!

























Act surprised on the 29th, ok?

I know nothing about any surprise party that better be really good.

Surprise birthday sounds more about friend's lady being control freak... She controls him, thus, she wants to control his friends as well.

Recipe for fun and impeding disaster:

1. Invite your most lecherous male friend who has no association with your friend/acquaintance and have him put "full-court press" on control freak hostess.
2. Go Bohemian... no shower, no shave, no deodorant, no toothbrush for real friends. Nothing says short party like body odor!
3. Does friend have "old flame" or woman whose attention he could never attract? That is real catnip to new girlfriend types. Get that woman there! It is like trying to mix oil and vinegar or throwing gasoline on open flame! Stand back and enjoy "fireworks" that ensue.
4. I agree with take him out for beers/drinks BEFORE surprise event, or better yet get him sh!tfaced on prior evening. Nothing like alcohol and sleep deprivation to make for lousy party on following night.

Have fun being devious... and give us report on festivities. Don't laugh too hard!