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Mortimer 01-26-2008 03:45 PM

Life getting you down? Take a look for help.
 
You nincompoop.














Oh I'm kidding.....it's the theme here.


I am leaving. Go ahead and make fun of me.....like that's new....but I am. I did want to leave what I would call a Thread of Hope.Because ,remember.....if you're still here...it's not over.

So let's keep it that way...aye?




First I'd like you to keep in mind 90% of what you hear in life is bullsh.it...OK?


But here it's 100%.


So I'm going to show you something I have posted before,but don't think many of you grasped very well. I made it just for you.

I want you to think of life in this manner....it will help you.I also want you to play this back to yourself when you enter here...everytime. It will defintely help you.



First ..the Cast of Characters:


Mommy pushing baby cart....................Mommy Dearest

Baby in cart......................................Myself ( You were great in this ,Mom)

Trolls............................................ ...Andy and The Pandas

1st HO.............................................The bby

2 Gestapo.........................................St evie-Poo and Peanut Shell


2 HO's on bed....................................Deb-O-Deb and Sighty-Poo

Crazy extra's scattered about...............TommyNoPants..I mean Chance,genuineCrazyLady,Cajunatah,Suffy-Poo and GPK.

Woman shaking her boo-bees..................Dannie the MILT

The Joker...........................................Tr ollowPants

HO in chair.........................................Hoss yHO

Fools on wagon ride.............................Pace Advantage posters

Queen............................................. ..Uncly Trust

Little tyke..........................................Aunt yCooby

Pop up troll.........................................Andy the Lead Panda

HO's flanking me at the table................The Care-la and NabbyDabby.




And now the movie ....folks!!!








http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yla9-VdrktA


( something is goofy..I can't correct the mistakes.....






..STEEEEEVE.)

Mortimer 01-26-2008 03:53 PM

I will add a few more points of light before exiting ...tonight.



When it's dark.

Mortimer 01-26-2008 04:23 PM

You may not believe...but start.






Even if it's a tree.....or any pagan whathaveyou.




Because if you knocketh....




...well don't blame me if you get..."I ain't home. Leave a message."








Kidding....remember?







http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVd72kOJwGg

Rileyoriley 01-26-2008 05:44 PM

I am honored.;)

Mortimer 01-26-2008 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
You have outdone yourself sir.

!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!




I am honored.

Mortimer 01-26-2008 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
I am honored.;)


Well what are the chances of this??



I am,too.



It's a sign.








Come...




...walk with me...talk with me.

Mortimer 01-26-2008 06:11 PM

Our 3rd Point of Light:






( Notice HossyHO on the far right)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0jP4HY1GiY

Mortimer 01-26-2008 06:19 PM

Are you still standing?





You know it!!!




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCmLMQqJA4g

Rileyoriley 01-26-2008 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Are you still standing?





You know it!!!




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCmLMQqJA4g


I've been standing all day. May I sit down now please?


























































I do like that song!

Mortimer 01-26-2008 06:26 PM

And let's not forget our good friends inspiration....uh...what'shisname............







..........DiSpencer!!


Yes.




I think we can all draw from this baby:





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kgq1g-2cQ54

Rileyoriley 01-26-2008 06:29 PM

I've never been to Rio.

Cajungator26 01-26-2008 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Our 3rd Point of Light:






( Notice HossyHO on the far right)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0jP4HY1GiY

Love this song... haven't heard it in a while. :cool:

Mortimer 01-26-2008 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
I've never been to Rio.


Gosh.



I can always count on you for that needed pregnant pause.









Smile at me,baby.


I'll go to Rio and send for you......I'll get you there on Richrad Burton's own personal locust.

Mortimer 01-26-2008 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Love this song... haven't heard it in a while. :cool:


You're getting there.

Rileyoriley 01-26-2008 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Gosh.



I can always count on you for that needed pregnant pause.









Smile at me,baby.


I'll go to Rio and send for you......I'll get you there on Richrad Burton's own personal locust.


Exorcist 2 or 3.

Mortimer 01-26-2008 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Exorcist 2 or 3.

That colossal failure....II.






Fine work...by the way.

Mortimer 01-26-2008 06:41 PM

How in the world could he say "I flew there on the wings of a locust."...with a straight face????

Rileyoriley 01-26-2008 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
That colossal failure....II.






Fine work...by the way.


Thank you.:)

Rileyoriley 01-26-2008 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
How in the world could he say "I flew there on the wings of a locust."...with a straight face????


Wasn't he drinking heavily at the time?

Mortimer 01-26-2008 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Thank you.:)


Oh forget it.

Mortimer 01-26-2008 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Wasn't he drinking heavily at the time?


God I hope so.

Rileyoriley 01-26-2008 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
God I hope so.


It was all Liz's fault.

Mortimer 01-26-2008 07:03 PM

And we all need to get in touch with what's in all...most of us......something we share with the birdries...the flora......the skies.......the nebula.








I'm going to cry.









No I'm not.





=:>








http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FZBD...eature=related

Mortimer 01-26-2008 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
It was all Liz's fault.




Oh yes...the two bit trollop.

Rileyoriley 01-26-2008 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
And we all need to get in touch with what's in all...most of us......something we share with the birdries...the flora......the skies.......the nebula.








I'm going to cry.









No I'm not.





=:>








http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FZBD...eature=related


You are so deep. ;)

Mortimer 01-26-2008 08:17 PM

You ain't seen nothin' yet,baby.

Let's continue our soul releasing intropsective...shall we?





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnwZo...eature=related

Mortimer 01-26-2008 08:49 PM

Now...let us take note of this one.


Remeber...it's never too late.Never.






http://youtube.com/watch?v=byBpdZG4V5w

Mortimer 01-26-2008 08:53 PM

It's time for the fat lady to sing.


And to show what kinda guy this fine poster is.....I forgive everyone one of you for all your sins against me.


I grow tired and must go.

Thank you all so much.





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USMGOy6ygDg

cowgirlintexas 01-29-2008 10:19 PM

As we all breathe out a big sigh of relief.

Hickory Hill Hoff 01-29-2008 10:29 PM

This one's for you Morty........

http://youtube.com/watch?v=na8oDCKp6AU&feature=related

Hickory Hill Hoff 01-29-2008 10:35 PM

or this.............

http://youtube.com/watch?v=5XeqQc5S8Gw

Coach Pants 01-29-2008 10:44 PM

When I think about Morty and his ho's....well I never do...but if I did....



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx64_N4AA04

Mortimer 01-30-2008 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cowgirlintexas
As we all breathe out a big sigh of relief.

I always said you were a beast.

Mortimer 01-30-2008 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
When I think about Morty and his ho's....well I never do...but if I did....



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx64_N4AA04




I never look at your pasties.


I think you're weird.

Mortimer 01-30-2008 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
When I think about Morty and his ho's....well I never do...but if I did....



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx64_N4AA04


Yo.


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