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Tips For Progress
When taking a new date to your destination in your car.....and you know you need to make a good first impression so that you may fornicate with her later in the evening......in the night....when it's dark.......
....ask her to touch your nose. Have your thumb on the horn so when she touches your nose the horn will honk in a simultaneous fashion. She will think you are very creative and highly amusing.....you're 3/4 of the way there after that one. |
..........and don't forget the clown shoes and "pull my finger" trick!
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Oh shut up. That's why you don't get any. |
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Yes...great stuff..aye? |
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Well I didn't see you posting what you do when alone...at night...in the dark!! |
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That's a TAN-AH-SEE LOLunteer!! |
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dream of...........????????????????? you know what  |
Oh.
I take it back. |
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Thank you :) ok, how bout bright colored clothing and "midget" car |
Welcome.
And that stuff doesn't work. Subliminal messages in conversation,however,do. |
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Like a train going through a tunnel??? right :confused: |
Oh no....very unsophisticated.
Some of those will be included in my next TFP package. |
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Too Freudian like |
It didn't work, it made me sneeze and I made a mess.
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Of course it goes without saying...always make sure the tp is frosted.
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Morty, we are all waiting for the next stage.
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The first was just a GenuineCrazyLady....I mean tickler.
You will have to pay for the rest. |
Maybe you should write a book, Morty.
"How to get to fourth base, the simple way" |
..at what point do you use the peanut butter?
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my car move is reaching my arm across her as i put on the brakes.
then quickly unfastening her seatbelt as i drive into a tree. the airbag usually keeps me conscious. i don't recommend this if you own a car more expensive than a roofie. |
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