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Mortimer 01-19-2008 12:40 PM

What do you do when alone...in the night....when it's dark?
 
I'd like to know.

Sightseek 01-19-2008 12:43 PM

well for starters....I..............................




















































am NOT telling! :p

my miss storm cat 01-19-2008 12:43 PM

Before or after I fantasize about Blackthroatedwind?

trifecta124 01-19-2008 12:46 PM

Sleep

Mortimer 01-19-2008 12:50 PM

Boy!!!



These are GREAT!

Mortimer 01-19-2008 12:50 PM

After.

geeker2 01-19-2008 12:50 PM

dream of girl scout cookies............

Mortimer 01-19-2008 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2
dream of girl scout cookies............

EAUXH!!


GOOD ONE!

pgardn 01-19-2008 12:52 PM

I am never alone.





















Bedbugs are constant little companions.

Mortimer 01-19-2008 12:52 PM

By the way ..ThrillSeeker...if you're not going to participate.....well then don't post.

Mortimer 01-19-2008 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
I pray that water really does stimulate growth.


!!!!!!!!!!!!



000003/8 Boggs

my miss storm cat 01-19-2008 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
After.

Sorry, "during" was the right answer..... :p

Mortimer 01-19-2008 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Sorry, "during" was the right answer..... :p



Oh boy.

Mortimer 01-19-2008 12:58 PM

Oh forget it ,Hossy.




Me?

Well if the moon is full I practice my hand shadows.


Once ...durring my act.....a second set of hand shadows appeared.







I grabbed my zebra and headed for the covers.

Mortimer 01-19-2008 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Do you sleep with your hands underneath the sheets?


Well when that 2nd set of hand shadows appeared...EVERYTHING was underneath the sheets.....and covers......all firmly tucked in underneath me so the demon could not get at me.

Mortimer 01-19-2008 01:07 PM

I was hoping some of the women would give honest responses....but I guess honesty from a woman is asking for too much.


We know what you do.







Where do you think we are....when alone....in the night...when it's dark?

NoChanceToDance 01-19-2008 01:11 PM

I begin to plan how I'm going to take over the world...... then I dream about my miss storm cat, who is my partner in crime.

Gallant Bloom is our naughty secretary.

Mortimer 01-19-2008 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoChanceToDance
I begin to plan how I'm going to take over the world...... then I dream about my miss storm cat, who is my partner in crime.

Gallant Bloom is our naughty secretary.


Where does Riley-O-Riley fit into all this?

NoChanceToDance 01-19-2008 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I was hoping some of the women would give honest responses....but I guess honesty from a woman is asking for too much.


We know what you do.







Where do you think we are....when alone....in the night...when it's dark?

Isn't it always dark in your basement, morty?

There are websites for your frustration, ya know. Or you can just PM mmsc :p

NoChanceToDance 01-19-2008 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Where does Riley-O-Riley fit into all this?

You better ask Gallant, she deals with everyone else. :eek:

Mortimer 01-19-2008 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoChanceToDance
Isn't it always dark in your basement, morty?

There are websites for your frustration, ya know. Or you can just PM mmsc :p


You're beginning to be a real pinhead....do ya know that?


BrownSugar only uses me for my brains as needed.





And if you are falling fo my Ohio act.......well then hang ten.


Know what ahm sayin' ?





=;>

NoChanceToDance 01-19-2008 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
You're beginning to be a real pinhead....do ya know that?


BrownSugar only uses me for my brains as needed.





And if you are falling fo my Ohio act.......well then hang ten.


Know what ahm sayin' ?





=;>

Morty, If I understood what you were saying I'd probably need to be locked up in a mental institution cell with padded walls.

Go and see my secretary

Mortimer 01-19-2008 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoChanceToDance
Morty, If I understood what you were saying I'd probably need to be locked up in a mental institution cell with padded walls.

Go and see my secretary




She looks an awful lot like you.




And if I thought you understood what I say here...






...................I'd lock myself in a padded cell.

NoChanceToDance 01-19-2008 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
She looks an awful lot like you.




And if I thought you understood what I say here...






...................I'd lock myself in a padded cell.

She's a stunner :o

Why would I want to understand, Mr dallas fort worthy. It's much better if my brain doesn't get involved with you :D

Mortimer 01-19-2008 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoChanceToDance
She's a stunner :o

Why would I want to understand, Mr dallas fort worthy. It's much better if my brain doesn't get involved with you :D


You leave many footprints.






It doesn't exactly take a team of bloodhounds to follow your trail.


Let's get back on topic.


Sighty-poo......what is it ,exactly, that ya do?

Sightseek 01-19-2008 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
You leave many footprints.






It doesn't exactly take a team of bloodhounds to follow your trail.


Let's get back on topic.


Sighty-poo......what is it ,exactly, that ya do?


Dream of going on Vacay.

NoChanceToDance 01-19-2008 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
You leave many footprints.






It doesn't exactly take a team of bloodhounds to follow your trail.


Let's get back on topic.


Sighty-poo......what is it ,exactly, that ya do?

What on earth are you talking about?

and i'd guess that sightseek counts juddmonte horsies to fall asleep

Mortimer 01-19-2008 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
Dream of going on Vacay.

Oh geez.

ror!!



Say!!






YOU'RE GOOD!

Sightseek 01-19-2008 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh geez.

ror!!



Say!!






YOU'RE GOOD!

Ah wonder if NCTD really thinks of frosted tips?

Mortimer 01-19-2008 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
Ah wonder if NCTD really thinks of frosted tips?

!!!!







I think the real question is .....whose?

Sightseek 01-19-2008 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
!!!!







I think the real question is .....whose?

:eek:

Mortimer 01-19-2008 01:53 PM

OK....must run along.


I can't wait to read Cajunatah's response here.







She may get lost in threads and talk about choosing a broken pelvis.


Or jawbone.


































Oh I'm kidding fer gosh sakes.

NoChanceToDance 01-19-2008 01:53 PM

How very dare

Mortimer 01-19-2008 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
:eek:



Thank goodness I'm leaving now and can't respond.









But he found out Hossy's has that "smoochie" look frosted right into it.

NoChanceToDance 01-19-2008 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Thank goodness I'm leaving now and can't respond.









But he found out Hossy's has that "smoochie" look frosted right into it.

:rolleyes:

Damn you, filthy creature!

Sightseek 01-19-2008 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Thank goodness I'm leaving now and can't respond.









But he found out Hossy's has that "smoochie" look frosted right into it.

ror!

Danzig 01-19-2008 02:00 PM

when it gets dark, i turn on the







































































lights


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