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my miss storm cat 12-26-2007 05:01 PM

New Years Resolutions
 
Anyone have one or, even better... have one for another forum member?

NoChanceToDance 12-26-2007 05:14 PM

For me: To start running again.

For you: come to England, then you can run with me :D

brianwspencer 12-26-2007 05:17 PM

I suppose that even though I'm not labeling it a New Year's Resolution, to quit smoking is sort of a Late January Resolution.

In legit New Year's Resolutions, my resolution is to have none and not set myself up to fail by pretending that deciding to be better on one day of the year will actually do any good.

Worked out okay last year.

Oh okay fine, and to stop being such a raging a$shole to people I date. Oops.

packerbacker7964 12-26-2007 07:37 PM

Quit my substance abuse( A whole another story in itself)
Try and not be so uptight to what people say and my response to them

otisotisotis 12-26-2007 08:25 PM

I resolute to repudiate resolutions.

Hickory Hill Hoff 12-26-2007 08:45 PM

To chill out and not sweat the small stuff.....but that never works.

Coach Pants 12-26-2007 08:51 PM

Set a 5 fart limit per day.

otisotisotis 12-26-2007 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
Set a 5 fart limit per day.

pillow, you should set realistic goals to help you get through your self-esteem issues. :p

GenuineRisk 12-26-2007 10:41 PM

To stop (or at least limit) procrastinating.

I'll start in a few days. But I'm thinking about it a lot.

Cannon Shell 12-26-2007 10:59 PM

To not participate in Jaime Sanders threads

hi_im_god 12-26-2007 11:17 PM

for me: shorter posts. even more self aggrandizing internet name.

for everyone else: more anger and less ability to sense irony in your posts.

pgardn 12-27-2007 12:42 PM

To not execute people I deem stupid.

Suicide is now out of the question.
I deftly gave myself some wiggle room.

pgardn 12-28-2007 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cardus
My resoultion: Not to split my infinitives.

WTF is an infinitive?

I can tell you definitively I did not major in English.

Nouns, verbs, adjectives, adverbs, prepositional phrases... thats about all I remember.

So watch it mister.

Ahhh. I should have said not to...
I wiggled.

largo1 12-30-2007 06:09 PM

Also for me: to start running again(and hopefully *not* from The Law) Actually, I'm planning on a marathon in Fall 2008, and I just want to announce that now,,, so people can hold me accountable for it as the year rolls on.
I'd also like to enact the "5 Farts per Day" rule. Not positive I go over that too much,,,but one can never be too sure. You'd have to ask my cats!

Happy New Year!!
Suzanne

Hickory Hill Hoff 12-30-2007 06:53 PM

Also to, "leave with the girl... you came to the dance with" or in terms of this site; stick to here; "home...where the heart is".

Danzig 12-31-2007 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
Set a 5 fart limit per day.

will you make up in quality what you'll be losing in quantity?

2Hot4TV 12-31-2007 08:00 PM

Finally write that check to the Don McBeth fund and I promise to send 10% of all my winners in 2008.

Enjoy the new year and good night to you all.

hoovesupsideyourhead 12-31-2007 09:53 PM

1. not to start any jamie sanders threads
2. not make fun of peoples personal bull **** on here
3. come to the reality that magnanimus is this boards greatest asset
4. not vote for hillary in o8...........

5 NOT USE THE PHRASE...REALLY HAS DONE ENOUGH!!!

trifecta124 12-31-2007 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hoovesupsideyourhead
1. not to start any jamie sanders threads
2. not make fun of peoples personal bull **** on here
3. come to the reality that magnanimus is this boards greatest asset
4. not vote for hillary in o8...........

5 NOT USE THE PHRASE...REALLY HAS DONE ENOUGH!!!

I like #4.......Happy New Year!

letswastemoney 01-01-2008 01:37 AM

to find a new hobby :)

GBBob 01-01-2008 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trifecta124
I like #4.......Happy New Year!

Hooves

I am campainging for Hillary

sorry

Coach Pants 01-01-2008 09:39 AM

I am campaigning for The Huckster.

hoovesupsideyourhead 01-01-2008 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GBBob
Hooves

I am campainging for Hillary

sorry

if she wins im moving

AeWingnut 01-01-2008 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GBBob
Hooves

I am campainging for Hillary

sorry

Satan Worshipper?

AeWingnut 01-01-2008 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
I am campaigning for The Huckster.


http://www.townhall.com/video/FoxNew...live_hof_F1200

" Congressman Ron Paul is the leading advocate for freedom in our nation’s capital. As a member of the U.S. House of Representatives, Dr. Paul tirelessly works for limited constitutional government, low taxes, free markets, and a return to sound monetary policies. He is known among his congressional colleagues and his constituents for his consistent voting record. Dr. Paul never votes for legislation unless the proposed measure is expressly authorized by the Constitution.In the words of former Treasury Secretary William Simon, Dr. Paul is the “one exception to the Gang of 535” on Capitol Hill. "

docicu3 01-02-2008 03:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hoovesupsideyourhead
if she wins im moving

You'd have to leave the planet Mathew to eliminate "Her.. who must not be mentioned by name" from your life

Mine is to stay away from making any win bet that would pay < 3 to 1 when placed.....excluding multi race wagers of course. Made it through today. "One day at a time...."

SentToStud 01-02-2008 05:32 AM

Just continue last year's which is to avoid wagering the week of Christmas-New Year's Day, when my spirits are high and my attitude is positive.

To wager properly and truly to function at all, I must experience a deep and persistent sense of despair.

I should be OK today.

Coach Pants 01-02-2008 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by docicu3
You'd have to leave the planet Mathew to eliminate "Her.. who must not be mentioned by name" from your life

Mine is to stay away from making any win bet that would pay < 3 to 1 when placed.....excluding multi race wagers of course. Made it through today. "One day at a time...."

Hillary Meal Deal
2 fat thighs, 2 small breast and a bunch of left wings! $6.99 + tax + tax + tax

pgardn 01-02-2008 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AeWingnut
http://www.townhall.com/video/FoxNew...live_hof_F1200

" Congressman Ron Paul is the leading advocate for freedom in our nation’s capital. As a member of the U.S. House of Representatives, Dr. Paul tirelessly works for limited constitutional government, low taxes, free markets, and a return to sound monetary policies. He is known among his congressional colleagues and his constituents for his consistent voting record. Dr. Paul never votes for legislation unless the proposed measure is expressly authorized by the Constitution.In the words of former Treasury Secretary William Simon, Dr. Paul is the “one exception to the Gang of 535” on Capitol Hill. "

Ron Paul.
Ron Paul?
Ron Paul????

Absolute frikkin idiot from my state.
Watch the interview Tim Russert did
with him and you will see the real Ron
Paul. He got twisted up like a pretzel.

Ron Paul claims Abe Lincoln did the worst
thing trying to keep the Union together.
Says slavery would have eventually ended
on its own like in other countries. Eventually...
No lie, he says it right in the interview.
If this guy ever really got looked at closely
he would need the most Secret Service
protection by far.

We had huge agriculture still to be tended (unlike slaveland in Europe)
and the agricultural industrial revolution was by far from
in full swing.

And so Ron Paul would like to be running
for presidency of the Confederation of Agricultural States.

Ron Paul
Complete idiot.

But I resolved to not execute him.

docicu3 01-02-2008 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
Hillary Meal Deal
2 fat thighs, 2 small breast and a bunch of left wings! $6.99 + tax + tax + tax

I love that Pillow you should send that to her competition....


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