The Cozy Dooryard
 

Whose woods these are I think I know

The man in the grey suits in whose cozy dooryard lillies last grow



ror!






Oh well:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0jP4HY1GiY

I would like to wish myself a very Happy Birthday.

Ever get that eerie feeling someone is watching you?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj788...eature=related

How sure can one be?



Sometimes I do wonder.

( Sighty-Poo....enough with the faxes..please. )







http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj788...eature=related

That last one reached number 4 on the hot 100.






=;>

Everyone else is different...only you are the same.



---Alan Speegish








http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j_fdSpkmE

This concludes my morning medley.







I'm good enough....I'm smart enough.....


....and ---doggone it---..........................................people like me.

wise words to live by

What this mean?







http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyLLIsw1Yo0

May I say...too kind.

... and miles to go before I sleep.

Is that Kentucky Roses in May?

[quote=Pillow Pants]What this mean?


I don't know...but I LLLLLIKE it!

Haha, too easy. :)

!!OOOOOOOOOO!!

Where is KRIM these days?

I will have to email her

Angels paint with sound and sing with color.









http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVjcsRO6N7s

[quote=Pillow Pants]Angels paint with sound and sing with color.

It don't woik.






Perhaps this shows who you can depend upon around here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOMuK7YYxeg

Talk about yer innuendo:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaVrLOrx94c

If I could wish upon a star

I would wish to know why it's so far

And wonder why I didn't wish so swell

By the ever so close by wishing well



But what is far and what is near

What is comfort and what is fear

Why is a flower fragrant

But not the wandering vagrant



Why is first place good and last so bad

Why does what we never had

Seem so far away

Yet we tell ourselves to stay



In the woods....in the dooryard...run around and google

In the 'hoods....in the foreyard....we have it in our noodle

Knock back into innocuity

Tranq your way to tranquility



If I were a twinkling star

I would tell you you're too far

Yet ever so close..if you only knew

How your reasoning goes askew



Connect the dots in a way not known

Collect your thoughts anew...homegrown

The images in our rear view mirror may appear so far

But they are so much closer than we think they are




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVd72kOJwGg

(That last one reached number 4 on the hot 100.)

---Alan Speegish

fixed the proper author of the poem for ya

ror!




fixed ya head for ya


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubu_qi1HUis

Bill Clinton ..I mean Roger Clemens is continuing to stick to his story...." I did not have steroidal relations with that trainer."




" ....Is ...interesting word.....don't ya think?"

In this age of recycling...please remember to keep yer white trash separated from yer colored trash.






Thank you so much.

The pilot showing of Mission Possible has been cancelled.

So has Ghost Clouseaus.

The producers of youtube and myspace have merged creating........mytube.A site to place and discuss yourphallus.



Youbet and wifeswappers have merged to become......wifebetters.

What's this?







K

It's the letter "K."

What's this?






l l l

Straw voters waiting in line.









God I love straw jokes!

What did one straw say to the other?









"Thank our luckies for the invention of differential air pressure."

What's this?








l l l

Strawberries.

What's this?







l

The last straw.

Who was the oldest straw?

Strawm Thurmond.