Ah Wonder Where BrownSugar Could Be ???
 

Oh this is SUCH a coincidence!!!!














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10......Thinks Mortimer is BTW...in a quandry.Because no one has ever seen both of them at the same time in a quandry.

9.......Mortimer stiffed her on a bet....writing threatening pm's to him threatening to publicize Mortimers NotesToBrownSugar.

8.......In Emulsification Chamber after viewing Hossy Vacay Photos.

7.......Hossy was in there ,too!......highly excited by PhotosOfHimself.

6.......I'll be darned!!!......Thebby is there!!!!!!!!

5........Anyhooo....BrownSugar is on Vacay at Dan Akroyds House of Moose in Arcadia.She just LOVES the pretty one.

4........Reading steamy pm's sent by FredBones....wants Mo.

3........Injured by a pogo stick....she thought she was to go under the LIMBO stick.

2........Undergoing lipstick application lessons.When told where BrownSugar was applying said lipstick instructor remarked...GOD YOUR STUPID!!










And the number one Ah Wonder Where BrownSugar Could Be answer:







1.......Put on PeterPan shelf in error....quickly picked off shelf by Cajunatah.

Who is Brown Sugar? :confused:

Gee.












SPIT!!!












I have no further commentary.

Just thank me for not doing an Ah Wonder Where Mommy Dearest Is?

oh c'mon...let er fly

Not after what that very bad man LateFires did to me!!

Ummm, no I always swallow. :p

I'm Brown Sugar Buffy, although i haven't a clue why.

Perhaps I shall call Morty the title of a Stones song as well.

Bitch? Nah, already taken. :D

Sweet Virginia? Rocks Off? Those are taken too.:eek:

Hmmm.....

Must ponder.

Oh my God.






I knew I'd pay for this one.

Well...she is an Italian in Sunny SoCal.



Nya?




I don't really know if she tastes sweet.






But what am I to do....call her BrownMustard???

I'm growing fond of Brown Sugar.

By the way, who exactly is Fred bones?

Is that one of the UT? :D

Boy...I'm fogging out on UT.


But FredBones is FreddyMo.




Good fellow....a drf reject from away back.

Oh okay. He goes by Freddy Mo and Freddy Moo somewhere else and so I get confused. :D

ror!


uh...UT ?..if ya don't mind.

Must be the University of Texas.




Ah dunno.

Oh mortikins be nice. I was just asking who this person was. Sometimes I don't get your "names" for people.

Oh all right..it's just that I've used that term for only about 8 WEEKS!



ror!




By the way..which animal did you love?

You really have a dirty mind morty....

And another thing Morty, we have had a lot of cases coming up for trial lately so I haven't been on the board that much so I hadn't seen you use the term.

HEY!!

I didn't print it as my tag line lady!






ror!

Loving someone and having sex with someone is TWO DIFFERENT THINGS! You are a dirty minded individual!

Oh God.




I was kididng about that.

Hey...ya got any dirt on GenuineCrazyLady in those trial files?

She's my friend morty... Don't go there.

You have a nasty answer for eveything..don't you?

So you're saying you do?

You have a dirty mind! Good bye morty. I am leaving work now!

CoWorkers are VERY happy!!!

Well...let the assembledge decide who has the dirty mind:




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PM Sender: MommyDearest

PM Addrressee: MortyPoo




Morty Honey...I never did it with a wolf before.Your animal allure has my flame up real high baby.My tubby......UPS!!......I mean hubby is away tonight.......make me feel like the wild savage animal that you are.




God I want you!,
Booby...I mean Buffy


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Now I hate to do that sporty fans...but she had it coming.

Paste up the one you showed me she sent you,Hossy.....g'wan.

I like Skippy. Get it straight, Morty. :D

As for GenuineRisk, she's the nicest girl you'll ever meet and really knows her stuff about thoroughbreds. :cool:

Hey....sorry.





As for what'shername......I don't really care for nice girls.



You can't even bunt your way to first base with them.

Geez morty! I leave work and you start telling lies? GEEZ!

How many times do I have to tell you I don't want to play with your.....


















OH NEVERMIND!

I told you all she drinks whiskey and dances when her hubby is gone.

Seriously..I mean Cajunatah...is she the GR from drf?

Hello BrownSugarBuffy.

Are you talking about the DRF message board? Ah don't know as I never posted over there. I know she doesn't write for the DRF if that's what you're asking.

Oh.




I thought you were Ross over there..sorry.

Who?

So, I'm excited... I've got a day off tomorrow, Mort. Ah wonder what I should do. Gotta love bank holidays. :D

RT Author.



Well ya know....I just might be able to come up with ten things you could do tomorrow.


Unless one of the other 2 Stooges does it first.