Horsey for Morty
 

Remington Park Today


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6 Furlongs | Open | 3, 4 and 5 Year Olds Maiden Special Weight | Purse: $25,000

Prg. # PP Horse Jockey Trainer Wt. Claim $ Equip. Med. ML
1 1 Evincere Matz N Wartchow John 120 FTL 20-1
2 2 Cipher Quinonez L S Asmussen Steven M 120 L 5-2
3 3 Leaderman Nieto P H Davidson David 123 L 30-1
4 4 Voraciously Quinonez B McIlvain Vicki 120 L 5-1
5 5 R. C. Que Burress B Hobbs Laura 123 FTL 20-1
6 6 Cornish Rose Pizarro R Peters Reginald C 120 L 30-1
7 7 Howbout Casino McNeil B Milligan Allen 1155 FTL 20-1
8 8 Smarty Matt Jones Compton P Von Hemel Donnie K 120 L 8-1
9 9 Nickles and Dimes Berry M C Autrey Cody 123 L 7-2
10 10 Run Like Hail Doocy T T Von Hemel Kelly 120 L 10-1
11 11 Steal the Sticks Cushing J L Vaughn Curt 120 20-1
12 12 Double Heartatrack

You don't know how much of a ZC that really is.

My pick.....


PREDATOR (GER) 6-y-o (31 Mar 2001) b g

Trainer: Jonjo O´Neill Owner: Glencoe Plant Services Ltd
Breeder: D Joswich
Protektor(GER) - Polish Affair(IRE) (Polish Patriot (USA)(8.1f))

Lifetime Flat Turf 6 1 0 2 £3,169 £11,056 93
Lifetime All Weather 0 0 0 0 £0 £0
Lifetime Hurdle 12 3 2 0 £23,709 £28,132 118 126 125
Lifetime Chase 4 3 0 1 £21,565 £26,249 129 137 134
Lifetime Stakes 3 0 0 2 £0 £3
Lifetime All 22 7 2 3 £48,443 £65,437

Here a few fillies to consider...

Scroll down to their waists and you will se that 2 and 4 have it all over 1 and 3......their legs are much more attractive.


You're such a rookie Hossy.

Where do you see that in 2's eyes?

I see a snot...you'll never get a blow job out of her...my good friend.

Italian brats...does nothing for me.

Well if you want to get presonal.....none of them really do it for me.They look like cheap,filthy HO's.




I am only interested in high class HO's.

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But bitchy girls are only fun 10% of the time....the rest is an absolute excursion into hell.

I like bratty better than bitchy.

One would think you should take whatever infrequently might come your way.

Oh....send Thebby some candy and lillies today......put my name on the "sender" line.


Say...."I love you,Thebby"....or something roughly equal to.

Yes...one would.


Especially if one went through life with blinkers on and balls removed.

you love me.

SPIT!!





GOO-FOO!











Damn you!





AH DO!





=:>

Which one? There's been a few.

I have a feeling PillowPants knows.

lol. I'm sure he'll show up here thus completing the derby trail "braintrust" contribution to the thread. Off to Fort Meyers. Have a grand day.

I'd rather be brains then liver.






You have yourself a fine day...sir.

There there.

I think you captured him perfectly.

Nah, not close. Your boyfriend did a terrible job with that one. But, he's working a lot of hours at the window factory. Ask DaHoss, he has me framed nicely on his mantle. You make any money today?

Oh let's hear your answer first...I'm sure it's going to be a whole bunch.

off to wish my brother a happy birthday? that's really nice of you:)