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Mortimer 09-25-2007 07:39 AM

Suffy-Poo Dear
 
I do hope those trained seals aren't doing your hair anymore.

You have so much more potential than...oh what'shisname....Tukker? Tiger?....ah dunno.



Can't wait to hear about your quickie today!



Kiss-Kiss

Indian Charlie 09-25-2007 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I do hope those trained seals aren't doing your hair anymore.

You have so much more potential than...oh what'shisname....Tukker? Tiger?....ah dunno.



Can't wait to hear about your quickie today!



Kiss-Kiss

dude, enough already. she didnt do anything to you and your energy would be much better spent venting on someone who deserves your attention by being idiotic.

Mortimer 09-25-2007 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Indian Charlie
dude, enough already. she didnt do anything to you and your energy would be much better spent venting on someone who deserves your attention by being idiotic.


Oh?




Geewizz...are you copying off someone? Not the best I've ever read.

Is Suffy your primary squeeze here or something?

Look Buzz...the girl likes me....now there can be no question about that.










So if you don't mind.......




....go on vacay.

Mortimer 09-25-2007 11:26 AM

Suffy...it appears you have a WhiteKnight.




ror!

Man I hate WhiteKnights!!

Mortimer 09-25-2007 11:34 AM

IndianRonnie?







I thought it was.....oh forget it.

Following along at home can be tough.

Coach Pants 09-25-2007 11:36 AM


Mortimer 09-25-2007 11:39 AM

rule-eng un ze flour!

Coach Pants 09-25-2007 11:46 AM


Mortimer 09-25-2007 11:58 AM

Get outa heah man!


ror!

Coach Pants 09-25-2007 12:03 PM


Mortimer 09-25-2007 12:33 PM

Suffolk Ma'am;



I'm sorry..I really am. Of course I can't do anything about the VERY bad man PillowPants,but this is all in fun...over the top for sure....but that's all it is.

Gosh...I am merciless with Dannie-Poo....but she knows.

Come on now...forgive me.





I can even hook you up with Mr. GrumpyFace ( Indian Charley)...if ya like.







:)

Indian Charlie 09-25-2007 12:38 PM

LOL.

wow, nice detective work pillow.

those photos of me were taken shortly after a medical test put me in bed for 2 years, gave me recurring kidney stones and cancer.

that year i slept an average of about 5 hours a week, and when my sister visited me we went on this really lame train ride. it was so lame, i actually did pass out.

that was a phucking terrible year in my life, thanks for the reminder!

now how on earth did you find those?

man, i looked like s-h-i-t!

Indian Charlie 09-25-2007 12:40 PM

oh, and thanks for the ferret photo too. that one accidentally killed himself about six months after that photo was taken when he got his head stuck behind a cabinet and choked to death.

Coach Pants 09-25-2007 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Indian Charlie
LOL.

wow, nice detective work pillow.

those photos of me were taken shortly after a medical test put me in bed for 2 years, gave me recurring kidney stones and cancer.

that year i slept an average of about 5 hours a week, and when my sister visited me we went on this really lame train ride. it was so lame, i actually did pass out.

that was a phucking terrible year in my life, thanks for the reminder!

now how on earth did you find those?

man, i looked like s-h-i-t!

Ancient Chinese secret.

Indian Charlie 09-25-2007 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
Ancient Chinese secret.

it seems pretty obvious to me how you did it, now that i've thought about it.

you never struck me as someone who would be able to even describe what an IP address is, so that leaves only one pretty obvious conclusion.

anyways, in a way, despite the awful memories those photos brought up, i should thank you. i've gone and deleted those terrible pictures of me!

i dont suppose it was asking too much to expect you to use more flattering pictures i have in my account, before my life turned to crap and I was healthy?!

Mortimer 09-25-2007 12:58 PM

Is anyone falling for this?

Coach Pants 09-25-2007 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Indian Charlie
it seems pretty obvious to me how you did it, now that i've thought about it.

you never struck me as someone who would be able to even describe what an IP address is, so that leaves only one pretty obvious conclusion.

anyways, in a way, despite the awful memories those photos brought up, i should thank you. i've gone and deleted those terrible pictures of me!

i dont suppose it was asking too much to expect you to use more flattering pictures i have in my account, before my life turned to crap and I was healthy?!


Mortimer 09-25-2007 01:03 PM

Not to change the drama...but your answer is silence..SuffolkGirl?

What if I said my honest imperssion of your wind blown hair was....saucey?


Would that help?

Mortimer 09-25-2007 01:18 PM

Oh I give up with her already.




And I lied...it does look like a mop!

Cajungator26 09-25-2007 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Not to change the drama...but your answer is silence..SuffolkGirl?

What if I said my honest imperssion of your wind blown hair was....saucey?


Would that help?

It appears that some are actually able to ignore your idiocy. Sadly, I was not one. DOH! :D

Mortimer 09-25-2007 01:35 PM

ror!!


My WHATiocacy??

Indian Charlie 09-25-2007 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

much better!!

That one was taken of me just 10 years ago.

Cajungator26 09-25-2007 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
ror!!


My WHATiocacy??

Oops.

Mortimer 09-25-2007 03:13 PM

Hey wait a minute.


I thought it mighty funny when Mr. Semiconductor laid that goofy attack upon me over Suffy.....he didn't seem to have any problems before playing with the pretty ladies on the board.




So ah did a little checkin' here.





And it seems Mr. Semiconductor lives in S. Maine...and Suffy is in Mass.








See what ahm sayin'?















mmm Hmmmm

Coach Pants 09-25-2007 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Hey wait a minute.


I thought it mighty funny when Mr. Semiconductor laid that goofy attack upon me over Suffy.....he didn't seem to have any problems before playing with the pretty ladies on the board.




So ah did a little checkin' here.





And it seems Mr. Semiconductor lives in S. Maine...and Suffy is in Mass.








See what ahm sayin'?















mmm Hmmmm

*cue seedy porn music*

Mortimer 09-25-2007 03:29 PM

Hey you!

I didn't say that!






Suffy...that's the VERY bad man again.


I only implied that you and Mr. Semiconductor may be admirers of each other...which is fine..really.







But he was pretty dumb to out you two as he did.




I would dump him if I were you.

Coach Pants 09-25-2007 03:31 PM

Yeah dump him and ask UnclyTrust out on a date.

Mortimer 09-25-2007 03:32 PM

goo-foo!

Mortimer 09-25-2007 03:38 PM

UnclyTrust...you know I meant that in the nicest way.

Indian Charlie 09-25-2007 05:19 PM

you busted us morty!

that shaggy horse she was riding in iceland, that was actually me!

it's what happens to people who live in maine too long.


first i was going after sighty, next suffolk, and i bet next is cajun. I think Fla is only about 1500 miles or so from me. how about it cajun? maybe we can meet up somewhere in between. maybe ohio for instance? are you up for some action with me and the mortician? i'll wear my best nascar shirt and morticia can dress in all black!

:)

The Indomitable DrugS 09-25-2007 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Indian Charlie
dude, enough already. she didnt do anything to you and your energy would be much better spent venting on someone who deserves your attention by being idiotic.

Your post would have been much better spent if you registered under the moniker Mike Gundy - and vented as he would have.


Mortimer 09-25-2007 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Indian Charlie
you busted us morty!

that shaggy horse she was riding in iceland, that was actually me!

it's what happens to people who live in maine too long.


first i was going after sighty, next suffolk, and i bet next is cajun. I think Fla is only about 1500 miles or so from me. how about it cajun? maybe we can meet up somewhere in between. maybe ohio for instance? are you up for some action with me and the mortician? i'll wear my best nascar shirt and morticia can dress in all black!

:)

Sorry.


But I don't think Suffy had any other choice.







=;>

Cajungator26 09-25-2007 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Indian Charlie
you busted us morty!

that shaggy horse she was riding in iceland, that was actually me!

it's what happens to people who live in maine too long.


first i was going after sighty, next suffolk, and i bet next is cajun. I think Fla is only about 1500 miles or so from me. how about it cajun? maybe we can meet up somewhere in between. maybe ohio for instance? are you up for some action with me and the mortician? i'll wear my best nascar shirt and morticia can dress in all black!

:)

I've given up on older men... sorry Charlie. ;)

Indian Charlie 09-25-2007 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
I've given up on older men... sorry Charlie. ;)

dang.

i guess you could still hook up with morticia or drugS. i could live vicariously through their experiences with you!

Mortimer 09-25-2007 08:11 PM

Which one would you like to know about?

Cajungator26 09-25-2007 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Indian Charlie
dang.

i guess you could still hook up with morticia or drugS. i could live vicariously through their experiences with you!

Grampies are out of the question too.

Payson Dave 09-26-2007 05:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
I've given up on older men... sorry Charlie. ;)


say it ain't so....least wise not ones with big Ford Pickups...if what ya say is true then how about a young entrepeneur....


Mortimer 09-26-2007 07:47 AM

Dave....wait until Miss Snot finds out DrugS is 14 and I'm 12.







She's gonna faint when she sees this.

Mortimer 09-26-2007 08:20 AM

Sufffy;



What...no vacay photos from yesterday?

Shirley you went somewhere.


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