who is this morty guy anyway
 

a serious question, and I really didnt pay much attention to much because it seemed like a big ol joke time everytime

you waited until the series was cancelled and then you want a synopsis?

I'll always remember him as our own version of Zorro.

He was also a poker pro.

You two have a lot in common.

Did I miss something ? Was he booted ?

No.

He is bid farewell everyother day..
Then he disguises himself cleverly as Mr. Speeglish
or Dr. Rangehand.
The offspring brandish the farewell with
great admiration and he returns
with even more nipples than before.

So I can only figure the adoration causes him to
lactate and then the offpspring get nourishment
with pies containing the sweet milk
produced deep in what figures to be a record
number of mammary glands.

Its a unique selfsustaining foodweb.

He was unique.:)

Wrong tense.
He shall return with more teats.

Just as long as he keeps up his worthy contributions to this great game we love :rolleyes:

The real vitrol has subsided.

Im done with the hounding.

Zorro was a GOOD guy!

predators are also part of the plan.

they cull the weak.

you want no bloodshed.

i wonder why some animals lie on their back and expose their necks.

i don't think good and bad has anything to do with it. it's just the way things are.

Yes this is the way it works with animals.

Good, bad, cruel and empathetic all have meanings to one specific animal. By all indications no other animals have shown us real understanding of these things. Most of nature keeps simple rules. Naked apes have complicated simple behavioral rules quite a bit.

I wonder why some animals that understand the rules find it necessary to inflict wounds on animals that lie on their back and expose their necks? I personaly dont like slapping 2 year old children upside the head because I deem them dull. So one has to wonder about those that do.

And yet you keep returning.

As I STATED before. Im done with hounding.
I was criticized for hounding Mortimer.

I shall return.

touche;

pgardn... Captain America

I shall continue my quest of ridding the board of evil.
I stand undeterred.

You cant get your pencil straight.
How could you get anything else straight?
You are little boy who enjoys piling on.

Alone, you are a pure wimp with the brain of a squash.

All in jest.

I'm sure you shall. Your fascination with Morty is quite amusing.:)

Yes Hoos.
Its impossible to match wits with you.
You're overwhelming intellect is massive.
(Its amazing how much has gone right over your head)

None of the kids in my classes have to listen to me.
I teach an elective, they can drop anytime they want.
My class is not necessary for graduation. Its totally optional.

And your assumptions about me and my profession
are those given constantly about teachers.
I find them interesting. Any others?
(Seriously hoped you were not raped at school)


Teachers teach because they like dominating kids.
Teachers teach because they cannot do anything else.
Teachers teach because the have sexual tendencies towards kids.
Teachers are old and cynical and should just quit.

Since almost everyone has been through school and had
teachers they know exactly what teaching is like, and
what teachers all are like. Everyone is an expert on teaching.
So if you would, add to the list.

Tell you what. If you are ever in San Antonio I will invite you
gladly into my classroom as I do all the parents of any of my students.
And then you can judge for yourself instead of generalizing.
I love teaching, and I enjoy sharing my joy of learning with kids.
I have not sent one kid in my class to the office for disciplinary
for at least two years (had to send that one, he was drunk)

Oh yes. Your profession? I have the guts to come
on here and tell people exactly what I do, not because
I am necessarily proud, but because I pick up on all of the
ways people view the teaching profession. In other words,
I set myself up which is fine. So what do you do?

I give a sh..., I care about what you do.
Is there some shame or what?
What is your profession?

And I will answer your question.
I personally dont like it when dull
chicken shits like you come in and
pile on a poster that is being bothered
by a child.

ANd of course you are done.
You were cooked long ago.
Still have not figured it out.
And you clearly cant hang, you are right,
its not much fun. It is boring.

You ask me a question and you dont feel like discussing it with me.
Wonderful.

I will answer any way. No one now as far as I can tell.

In the past:

Cajun
BrianW...
(and their were people that had the gaul to call this guy stupid, etc..)
He is clearly one of the brightest people on the board.
Holy Crud... he wears stuff around his eyes so all these ridiculous assumptions are made about him which are totally off base.

Go PM your friends.
YOu need them.
Badly.

Cool.

No problemo

I am glad you speak for the board.
Maybe if enough people complain, sense it
is so bad, I to will be removed from this
site... the trouble causer that I am.

And I can see I have hit a nerve with the profession
thing so I will cease. I have told you who I am,
I dont care who knows what about me. Apparently
thats not true in all cases. So can I ask who the f...
are you.

And dude, do you constantly have to use profanity?

(probable answer: What the fuc< are you takling about...)

[quote=DaHoss9698] It pays well and it allows me to travel and do what I want. Bothers you huh?
You didn't like Morty before he passed on. [quote]

Of for the LOVE OF GOD.... puhhhleeese.

done

Morty passed away??? Dear Lord...it was the GAS, wasn't it!

all i have to say is Hoss you never wanna meet me in an alley one day, now that you pissed off Mr G your toast pal

Just for the record, since my eyeliner seems to keep coming up -- it gets worn when I perform my music, and even then, not all the time.

So while it shows up on my myspace since that page is for my music, it's not like I'm caking on eyeliner in the morning before I head to work or when I go out with my friends -- it gets worn one night at a time, usually only a handful of times every year.

Just had to get that out there, because it has apparently become a defining characteristic for some people.

And FYI, as far as you and I are concerned -- I could not agree any more with this.

No need to justify what you do as part of your career to anyone. It's part of being on stage, on camera. My brother is an actor and has to do the same.

Who the heck cares who Morti is? Jeez. And I wonder why I stay off the board most of the time?

DrugS is awesome.