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brianwspencer 08-28-2007 05:55 PM

The jokes just write themselves
 
This obviously heterosexual Senator from Idaho cruising for homosex in an airport bathroom.

Obviously, the details are all out there -- but he's got balls of steel to hold a press conference during which he basically 1.) insists that in no way, shape, or form is he, or has he ever been gay. Most people cruising airport bathrooms for homosex use this same excuse, ya know, the one where they were looking for gay sex because that is what most normal heterosexuals do on a long layover at an airport and 2.) blames the whole thing on a newspaper which had been investigating his homosex tendencies with regard to his votes for anti-gay legislation. Again, because most rational Americans (perhaps Idaho is not full of them?) can fully understand that a newspaper, in and of itself, can investigate one person and one issue so thoroughly that it just pushes someone to their breaking point. The kind of breaking point where someone says "well, they're sure I'm gay, and I'm totally sure I'm not. I'll show them. Imagine what they'll say when I get caught soliciting strangers in airport bathroom stalls for the very type of sex they accuse me of so enjoying. That'll teach them!"

Lest I forget my favorite part -- his foot was under the officer's stall and his hand swiped underneath, not because he was trying to initiate homosex in an airport bathroom, but because he has a "wide stance" when using the loo.

Seriously, that's rich. You can't make that $hit up.

First line out of his mouth during the press conference: "Thank you for coming out."

No Senator Craig, thank you.

Like I said, the jokes just tell themselves.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/08/...est/index.html

somerfrost 08-28-2007 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brianwspencer
This obviously heterosexual Senator from Idaho cruising for homosex in an airport bathroom.

Obviously, the details are all out there -- but he's got balls of steel to hold a press conference during which he basically 1.) insists that in no way, shape, or form is he, or has he ever been gay. Most people cruising airport bathrooms for homosex use this same excuse, ya know, the one where they were looking for gay sex because that is what most normal heterosexuals do on a long layover at an airport and 2.) blames the whole thing on a newspaper which had been investigating his homosex tendencies with regard to his votes for anti-gay legislation. Again, because most rational Americans (perhaps Idaho is not full of them?) can fully understand that a newspaper, in and of itself, can investigate one person and one issue so thoroughly that it just pushes someone to their breaking point. The kind of breaking point where someone says "well, they're sure I'm gay, and I'm totally sure I'm not. I'll show them. Imagine what they'll say when I get caught soliciting strangers in airport bathroom stalls for the very type of sex they accuse me of so enjoying. That'll teach them!"

Lest I forget my favorite part -- his foot was under the officer's stall and his hand swiped underneath, not because he was trying to initiate homosex in an airport bathroom, but because he has a "wide stance" when using the loo.

Seriously, that's rich. You can't make that $hit up.

First line out of his mouth during the press conference: "Thank you for coming out."

No Senator Craig, thank you.

Like I said, the jokes just tell themselves.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/08/...est/index.html

all I can say is...."AMAZING!"

ArlJim78 08-28-2007 06:34 PM

they just played a clip on tv from 1999 showing the senator talking about how bill clinton was a naughty boy, and perhaps a very very bad boy, in reference to all the lewinski mess. this guy is a piece of work.
he is a us senator and he pleads guilty to the airport charge but seems that his biggest outrage is that he was called gay. "i am not gay and never have been gay!". i didn't know it worked like that.

he says he pleaded guilty to make it go away!! how stupid does he think people are? boy did that plan backfire. so long senator...its only a matter of time.

somerfrost 08-28-2007 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArlJim78
they just played a clip on tv from 1999 showing the senator talking about how bill clinton was a naughty boy, and perhaps a very very bad boy, in reference to all the lewinski mess. this guy is a piece of work.
he is a us senator and he pleads guilty to the airport charge but seems that his biggest outrage is that he was called gay. "i am not gay and never have been gay!". i didn't know it worked like that.

he says he pleaded guilty to make it go away!! how stupid does he think people are? boy did that plan backfire. so long senator...its only a matter of time.


Those who have a need to de-humanize others always seem to fall victim to their own demons...I call that karma, someone else may have another name for it...in any event, Republicans and Tv evangalists seem to have a difficult time walking their walk...must be sad to hate what you are so much that you not only have to deny it but condemn others....:confused:

ArlJim78 08-28-2007 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by somerfrost
Those who have a need to de-humanize others always seem to fall victim to their own demons...I call that karma, someone else may have another name for it...in any event, Republicans and Tv evangalists seem to have a difficult time walking their walk...must be sad to hate what you are so much that you not only have to deny it but condemn others....:confused:

i mentioned this very thing the last time, I think it was the guy from Loiusiana who was preaching family values and then turned out to be on the madams list. oops.

i'm trying to imagine how these people reconcile it, how they live with themselves? doesn't it eat away at them, preaching values during the day, then leaving the spouses and cruising for sex at night?

it does seem that preachers and other moral do-gooders seem to have the most problems.

Coach Pants 08-28-2007 07:06 PM

Please tell me you two are acting naive on purpose.

ArlJim78 08-28-2007 07:15 PM

<crickets>

Danzig 08-28-2007 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArlJim78
i mentioned this very thing the last time, I think it was the guy from Loiusiana who was preaching family values and then turned out to be on the madams list. oops.

i'm trying to imagine how these people reconcile it, how they live with themselves? doesn't it eat away at them, preaching values during the day, then leaving the spouses and cruising for sex at night?

it does seem that preachers and other moral do-gooders seem to have the most problems.

from what i've read over the years, the most virulent homophobes actually have homosexual tendencies. that only fuels their need to attack it--a sense of shame, self-hatred, denial, etc...feel bad for the guys' wife, she probably never had a clue. and how can anyone expect him to come clean, he's been lying to his nearest and dearest, how could anyone else think he'd be honest with them?

Mortimer 08-28-2007 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig
from what i've read over the years, the most virulent homophobes actually have homosexual tendencies. that only fuels their need to attack it--a sense of shame, self-hatred, denial, etc...feel bad for the guys' wife, she probably never had a clue. and how can anyone expect him to come clean, he's been lying to his nearest and dearest, how could anyone else think he'd be honest with them?


Dannie...will you miss me?

hi_im_god 08-28-2007 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig
from what i've read over the years, the most virulent homophobes actually have homosexual tendencies. that only fuels their need to attack it--a sense of shame, self-hatred, denial, etc...feel bad for the guys' wife, she probably never had a clue. and how can anyone expect him to come clean, he's been lying to his nearest and dearest, how could anyone else think he'd be honest with them?

i say we straight's allign with the gays and take out all these troublesome bi's.

we can work on killing each other later.

Danzig 08-28-2007 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hi_im_god
i say we straight's allign with the gays and take out all these troublesome bi's.

we can work on killing each other later.


omg you're kidding, right?! lol

yeah, don't you hate people who can't make up their minds??

i just think it's a shame that some people feel the need to be sneaky and dishonest--and for what? all i can figure is someone did a number on some of these people while they were growing up, and they aren't true to themselves. you'd have to think it would lead to a lifetime of misery and feeling that you were pretending all along.

hi_im_god 08-28-2007 08:28 PM

the joke is there are no straights or gays. it isn't an on/off switch. everyone is somewhere on a sliding scale.

it's a dirty little secret though. don't tell anyone.

first poster to deny this is 60/40.

Mortimer 08-28-2007 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hi_im_god
the joke is there are no straights or gays. it isn't an on/off switch. everyone is somewhere on a sliding scale.

it's a dirty little secret though. don't tell anyone.

first poster to deny this is 60/40.



I'm not denying Dannie won't miss me at all...but interesting comment.


You know,Hi, you do have guts. I would guess we're all a little bit of everything...some more of things and some less of other things.


Maybe it's a fine line between who we are and who someone else is.

Most of us can't really make up our minds where our humankind came from.

That could be what throws us off.




Oh I wrote a lot more,but just erased it all...I'm so full of it.

pgardn 08-28-2007 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
Please tell me you two are acting naive on purpose.

Do you think Hoss suckles from Morton while he lactates?

pgardn 08-28-2007 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brianwspencer
This obviously heterosexual Senator from Idaho cruising for homosex in an airport bathroom.

Obviously, the details are all out there -- but he's got balls of steel to hold a press conference during which he basically 1.) insists that in no way, shape, or form is he, or has he ever been gay. Most people cruising airport bathrooms for homosex use this same excuse, ya know, the one where they were looking for gay sex because that is what most normal heterosexuals do on a long layover at an airport and 2.) blames the whole thing on a newspaper which had been investigating his homosex tendencies with regard to his votes for anti-gay legislation. Again, because most rational Americans (perhaps Idaho is not full of them?) can fully understand that a newspaper, in and of itself, can investigate one person and one issue so thoroughly that it just pushes someone to their breaking point. The kind of breaking point where someone says "well, they're sure I'm gay, and I'm totally sure I'm not. I'll show them. Imagine what they'll say when I get caught soliciting strangers in airport bathroom stalls for the very type of sex they accuse me of so enjoying. That'll teach them!"

Lest I forget my favorite part -- his foot was under the officer's stall and his hand swiped underneath, not because he was trying to initiate homosex in an airport bathroom, but because he has a "wide stance" when using the loo.

Seriously, that's rich. You can't make that $hit up.

First line out of his mouth during the press conference: "Thank you for coming out."

No Senator Craig, thank you.

Like I said, the jokes just tell themselves.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/08/...est/index.html

They interviewed him on the radio and he sounded dead serious. And then I read the actual sequence of events thinking this sounds like a man who has been done some sort of injustice.

I really think he believes nothing happened. Absolutely Bizarre.

hi_im_god 08-28-2007 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pgardn
Do you think Hoss suckles from Morton while he lactates?

nice image.

i think you're the 60/40.

pgardn 08-28-2007 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hi_im_god
nice image.

i think you're the 60/40.

I think the deity's post went right over my head.
But you got the inside scoop.

I would say genetic penetrance of some "disorder" that involves behavior is a very tough thing to get a handle on.
Good to know you got the sliding scale thing down so cold.

hi_im_god 08-28-2007 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I'm not denying Dannie won't miss me at all...but interesting comment.


You know,Hi, you do have guts. I would guess we're all a little bit of everything...some more of things and some less of other things.


Maybe it's a fine line between who we are and who someone else is.

Most of us can't really make up our minds where our humankind came from.

That could be what throws us off.

Oh I wrote a lot more,but just erased it all...I'm so full of it.

i'm not the one here doing all the heavy lifting. i don't know how you put up with it.

i pop in and out every few days. it's a pretty good gig.

how you keep up with all this is beyond me. but i do appreciate it.

pgardn 08-28-2007 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hi_im_god
i'm not the one here doing all the heavy lifting. i don't know how you put up with it.

i pop in and out every few days. it's a pretty good gig.

how you keep up with all this is beyond me. but i do appreciate it.

I appreciate the penetrating insight from both.
Heavy lifting... ahhhh sure. What a chore.

hi_im_god 08-28-2007 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pgardn
I appreciate the penetrating insight from both.
Heavy lifting... ahhhh sure. What a chore.

drama is easy.

comedy is hard.

pgardn 08-28-2007 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hi_im_god
drama is easy.

comedy is hard.

Too profound.
Cant keep up.

Must have.... air.

I didnt mean it. Sorry for the sarcasm.

Mortimer 08-28-2007 09:44 PM

Too kind Hi.

Another PeeGarden zinger!

Let me know what he says ,Hi.




I have the poor man on ignore so as to resist the temptation...a predator does have some pride ...you know.

pgardn 08-28-2007 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Too kind Hi.

Another PeeGarden zinger!

Let me know what he says ,Hi.




I have the poor man on ignore so as to resist the temptation...a predator does have some pride ...you know.

You cant ignore the Zingers... how odd.

Mortimer 08-28-2007 09:53 PM

Hiiiiii..




..he's posting again.

hi_im_god 08-28-2007 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Too kind Hi.

Another PeeGarden zinger!

Let me know what he says ,Hi.




I have the poor man on ignore so as to resist the temptation...a predator does have some pride ...you know.

"Let me know what he says ,Hi."

he's over-earnest as usual.

listen.

i can't be your ears and eyes.

it's just not that important to me.

if i would do it for anyone, i'd do it for you.

but i won't do it.

even for you.

can you imagine how pathetic someone would be who would?

pgardn 08-28-2007 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hi_im_god.

if i would do it for anyone, i'd do it for you.

Touching.

Morton you must have as many teats as a milk-laden sow.

Mortimer 08-28-2007 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hi_im_god
"Let me know what he says ,Hi."

he's over-earnest as usual.

listen.

i can't be your ears and eyes.

it's just not that important to me.

if i would do it for anyone, i'd do it for you.

but i won't do it.

even for you.

can you imagine how pathetic someone would be who would?





ror!


I guess he'd be PeeGaren who is his Fathers son.

Mortimer 08-28-2007 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hi_im_god
"Let me know what he says ,Hi."

he's over-earnest as usual.

listen.

i can't be your ears and eyes.

it's just not that important to me.

if i would do it for anyone, i'd do it for you.

but i won't do it.

even for you.

can you imagine how pathetic someone would be who would?





ror!


I guess he'd be PeeGarden who is his Fathers son.

brianwspencer 08-29-2007 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArlJim78
they just played a clip on tv from 1999 showing the senator talking about how bill clinton was a naughty boy, and perhaps a very very bad boy, in reference to all the lewinski mess. this guy is a piece of work.
he is a us senator and he pleads guilty to the airport charge but seems that his biggest outrage is that he was called gay. "i am not gay and never have been gay!". i didn't know it worked like that.

he says he pleaded guilty to make it go away!! how stupid does he think people are? boy did that plan backfire. so long senator...its only a matter of time.

You're spot-on. The other thing that really bothered me is the way that during his press conference, he spoke of being gay as if it could be the worst possible part of this. The tone of his voice was disgusting.

That being a criminal for soliciting an undercover cop for homosex? Not so bad. The possible end of his career and losing the support of those who have supported him in the past? No biggie.

Being called gay? How dare you!

The Smoking Gun has the guilty plea, and it's highlighted to show that the judge will not accept a guilty plea from someone who insists they are innocent. He claims to have not retained counsel, but I generally don't need a lawyer to read such a simple sentence to me and explain what it means to me.

This guy is an absolute piece of work.

I generally tend to believe that the only people who are obsessed with gay sex are gay people. So all these people who grandstand to make sure that everyone knows they think it's an abomination and disgusting and unnatural, generally come off as pretty gay to me.

ArlJim78 08-29-2007 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brianwspencer
You're spot-on. The other thing that really bothered me is the way that during his press conference, he spoke of being gay as if it could be the worst possible part of this. The tone of his voice was disgusting.

That being a criminal for soliciting an undercover cop for homosex? Not so bad. The possible end of his career and losing the support of those who have supported him in the past? No biggie.

Being called gay? How dare you!

The Smoking Gun has the guilty plea, and it's highlighted to show that the judge will not accept a guilty plea from someone who insists they are innocent. He claims to have not retained counsel, but I generally don't need a lawyer to read such a simple sentence to me and explain what it means to me.

This guy is an absolute piece of work.

I generally tend to believe that the only people who are obsessed with gay sex are gay people. So all these people who grandstand to make sure that everyone knows they think it's an abomination and disgusting and unnatural, generally come off as pretty gay to me.

that's what i was trying to say. he has no problem with being a pervert who stares at men in the restroom stall, or plays footsie with or waves at the guy in the next stall, but damnit don't you dare call me gay!

and now he is trying to say he was innocent? why doesn't he go back then and fight the charge? I heard some discussion on tv last night and the consensus was that if he wanted to go to trial to clear himself and the prosecuter agreed to it, that a judge would allow the case.

he is trying to have it both ways, i'm innocent but just plead guilty to make it go away. what a bozo.

The Bid 08-29-2007 05:03 PM

Lots of gays in Idaho

GenuineRisk 08-29-2007 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hi_im_god
drama is easy.

comedy is hard.


Technically, the quote is, "Dying is easy. Comedy is hard." Allegedly the final words of a famous actor- Merrick, Kean, Wolfit, but actually no one knows who first said it.

I think Craig voted against any and all gay rights legislations because if gay people are allowed to get married, treated equally, etc., it'll lead to more men being "out" rather than hiding their sexual identity and then Craig will find fewer closeted men willing to have anonymous sex with him in airport bathrooms.

Really, his voting record is all about Craig continuing to get him some. And if I were him, I'd be worried. He's not attractive.

Coach Pants 08-29-2007 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GenuineRisk
Technically, the quote is, "Dying is easy. Comedy is hard." Allegedly the final words of a famous actor- Merrick, Kean, Wolfit, but actually no one knows who first said it.

I think Craig voted against any and all gay rights legislations because if gay people are allowed to get married, treated equally, etc., it'll lead to more men being "out" rather than hiding their sexual identity and then Craig will find fewer closeted men willing to have anonymous sex with him in airport bathrooms.

Really, his voting record is all about Craig continuing to get him some. And if I were him, I'd be worried. He's not attractive.

Yeah his voting record has absolutely nothing to do with getting reelected. Afterall, Idaho is one of the most progressive states in the union. :rolleyes:





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pgardn 08-29-2007 07:51 PM

I listened to another explaination he gave on the way to work on the radio.

And now I feel sorry for him.
He is completley out of touch.
I mean psychotic out of touch.

The man needs some help.
Close to the breaking point.

The Bid 08-30-2007 04:37 PM

Who would admit to trying to get another man to give him a BJ in an airport shitter.

brianwspencer 08-30-2007 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Bid
Who would admit to trying to get another man to give him a BJ in an airport shitter.

A gay man who got caught trying to get another man to give him a BJ in an airport shitter?

The Bid 08-30-2007 05:07 PM

Even an out gay would be humiliated by that.

He cant control his sexual deviancy long enough to take a piss

brianwspencer 08-30-2007 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Bid
Even an out gay would be humiliated by that.

He cant control his sexual deviancy long enough to take a piss

I don't know if it's fair to judge his deviancy in relation to how long it takes him to take a piss, since the police report doesn't make it seem like he ever entered the restroom with any intention of actually taking one.

He was all-out on cruise control.

fpsoxfan 08-30-2007 06:01 PM

Moral of the story:

Gay or straight...Don't try to get your cock sucked in an airport bathroom.

The Bid 08-30-2007 07:01 PM

Ive never in my life heard of a man trying to have a gay encounter at an airport. Is that a common practice?


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