I Love Thebby
 

I really do.

She is the beautiful lilly last blooming in the dooryard.






Anyone else love Thebby?....and why.

I love Thebby...TwoTimes.

Love is a strong word. I do think highly of her. She is a no bullsh*t kinda girl and I dig that. I can always count on her for an honest opinion.

I'll go with this!

It is not too strong.





And what is going on here!?

I am shutout of all but 3 forums.

I imagine this is a result of TrueSwine complaints.


I must insist on a complete darting rather than this......or else I will get very nasty.

I hope the big sissy Snarlin' Man is happy....as well as 'Eeny Weeny 'Pyder.

"your miss kitty kat" said she will be armed with her brand new dart gun very soon...... not much longer to wait, Morty ;)

ror!







WHAT!!?

Why is she getting a dart gun?

She wouldn't have the guts anyways.

By the way Tommy....you can have her.

Let's call her Tommy's KittyKat from now on.




She likes Sightless and Diaper.....


....don't ya know.

Can you imagine dancing with Thebby to "Since I've Been Loving You?"


Oh boy.





My knees would begin to wobble at about the half way mark.....and not long past that I would faint.


No question.

your about too lose........your worried mind.....000000?

!OOOOOOOOOO!

I am overcome Morte'.....

!!


It's Thebby!







THEEEEEBY


Say it soft and it seems to be praying.



THEEEEEEBBY.



Say it loud and it seems to be saying...




...THEEEEEEEBY!!








Thebby!

My Sweet.....too kind,but I must abide Steve's wishes as he soon will sleep with the fishes.



Oh Im kidding.

But I will follow his ruling.

And I will leave .






I imagine a softly lit place in the sky....where the music of the Heavens splays itself over the clouds in an angelic love offering.....




...and I see Your Radiant Beauty....and inquire within:



May I ask for this dahnce?

It was joyous to see the Thebby come out this morning.



Only to rue the time she sets.





But no!






For then she merely rearranges herself into tiny sparkling gems in the moon sky.






She cries too make our beautiful flowers grow......and she shakes her head vigorously in the snappy cold to allow for The Robert Frost to make fine rhyme.











With no Thebby we would all perish.








I wish her likeness graced all commercial packaging.







But I will settle for taking in the prime aroma of her fragrant postage.








I count the days until she transers her elegant beauty from her physical being,through her fine fingers and onto a page of whiteness here.



To die for.

And if not for Thebby's exhales.....




...we would have no air to breathe.









A wink of her eye has been known to cure denseness.

A lock of her hair shall imprison you in her fan club.

A smile from her face makes yours go mushy.





A glimpse of thigh and you must die.








I cannot paint enough of The Thebby.

where is your "I love Uncly" thread?

!!!


OOOOOOOOOO

But I could do an.........I Require Kitty-Kats Wild Monkey Love ....what do you think?

Morty !!

So good to see you posting again.

I jumped out a window on Saturday morning after reading one too many posts about a certain obese college football coach, and have just now returned. It appears that I missed quite a bit, but it is so hard to follow what has been going on with you, since all these other posts keep getting in the way of yours.

Oh, and I too love Thebby. In fact, that sounds like a great name for a horsey: "Everywonluvsthebby."

EXCELLENT!!!




I retch as I did not think of that one.....fine work!




And I allow you to love Thebby...you are not exactly in the class of legion......for only the real may love Thebby.



Yes...Weiss' Noodles fans are ,in fact, legion.









They must be destroyed.

Behooved.

And truer words were never spoken about Weiss' Noodles. But it has proven so hard to put an end to a group constantly living in some fantasized past.

r u from Michigan?




This year the Noodle dissassembly shall be worse than it was in SouthBent last year.

And I predicted a Michigan vaporization last year so do not take my words lightly.

I am from Chicago, but I have been a Michigan football fan since my youth.
(I hope this does not offend, as I know you hail from the state of Ohio.)

I agree completely with your assessment of the upcoming Noodle thrashing. And I shirley would never take your words lightly.

Not to worry...I think people take the rivalry too far. It's just a game....I really mean that.



Oh Mr. Blueski( form another solar system) thinks I'm serious about it when I drive the stake through his heart. ...but it does make for good ammo these days.


I really think Michigan should win the big ten and wind up in the top 5 ...at least.

If their defense holds up and the QB does not resemble the QB he replaced ( as he too often does)I would say they can win the NC.

Oh..LateFires....have you ever swiffed?




Know what that is?


I am unsure.

Oh never mind....I always forget you can look anything up on the web.






I know what it is now.

































!!

Perhaps when I see Thebby again I will have by then changed to MortySwiffinghands.











:D

I agree and actually like to see Ohio State win all of their games but one.

If they stay healthy, they will have no excuse for not winning the Big Ten this year.

Henne has certainly brought back some bad memories of the Navarre era at times, but he did show improvement last year, which must continue. I am most concerned about the secondary play, as we both know that it was not stellar last year, and they have lost the most reliable member of that unit.

As always, it will come down to the last two games of the year, and going to Madison and then coming home to face Coach Tress will not be easy, but we shall see. I'm also not convinced that anyone can beat SC this year.

Oh, that is good because I had no idea.

Sorry Mortimer, I love Thebby more.

Good.




She doesn't like me anymore.

Ahem...MDF....sir...I regret to inform you...I spoke with Thebbytwotimes yesterday. The love she feels for you has not dimished in the least. While fighting through the tears and obvious pains of withdrawl....I vaguely was able make out the words.....MORTY.....LOVE...PASSION....


I could be mistaken my friend....but im fairly sure in my assesment of the situation at hand.

All the best.

K

Can't argue any of that LateFires.




Good points.

Thank you J....I mean K.






But she doesn't.

Therefore I go to China to sell clay pots made in the USA.

behooved....I had no idea.

but every word kevin says is true....my love is unending....I love the feathers.

MDF.....ever word I have uttered is true. I have given a 1000% effort into wooing Thebbytwotimes away from your harem and into my loving arms....but to no avail. The time of day...well...she will not give it to me.

signed....



Lost in love and rejected again....






KLo

Phooey.






You hate me.

I must go to China now.