What's This About Canadian Spaceships?
 

Has anyone heard this? They are supposed to be nearly ready to launch their own spaceships which would only lead to Canadian satelites and spacestations from where they could possibly attack any part of the world.

This is outrageous and I hope our government is going to do something about it.



We can't let them do to our safety what they did to our football.

Serious replies only....PLEASE.

In all seriousness, I would like to say that I am a wonderful individual to those who know me really well.

If it results in a satellite that I can grab Hockey Night in Canada off, it's ok with me.

I like Canadien football. Though you might help explain why they needed two teams named the "RoughRiders."

you could go north and stay with my parents....hockey night in canada is a staple in my dad's diet.

Now this is the kind of riveting discussion I was hoping for.


Good first serious post,Fate Lires.

those who know me well will say I am a total bitch...but a wonderful person.

And we know that deep inside you are wonderful. Quick alteration of paths...

It it possible Morton could just have his own Forum?

And then, this is just a thought now, and then he could reply to every thread in every other forum on his special forum, but only there. Is this possible? I really feel his discussion of horses is just too intense and insightful and he really needs his own personal forum so others would not clutter the Morton forum with drivel and irrelevant information.

Just Morton in all his majesty, alone... doing his own thing. Just like he does at home. By himself. Alone. A very personal thing he does by himself, uninterrupted, and isolated. Sequestered. By himself.

Is this possible?

Someone is wearing his Mr.Tuesday Night Grumpy Face.




Ah wonder who???

Show the sloth what a really wonderful bitch you can be ,Thebby.

I was in Canada once (I think). I remember this beer hall (vaguely).

Good to get back on topic again.

Montreal I think.

Well no....it's Canadian SpaceShips.

I think I did see UFO's on the way back to the hotel from the beer hall!:eek:

Do you really think that Beer & Hockey is the only thing we do. Its the perfect coup. :p

Nah, you guys have Emerson Drive too. Love that band. :p

Your secret is out.You are ready to launch a phallynx of spaceships.



Just you wait until PeeGarden finds out. He will figure a way to thwart you with his words of whizz....................................dumb....I mean dom.



Have you mer DebODeb? She is a border person.

I'm busy building a wall..............

Border people are strange.

Perhaps but I do accept bribes.:D

To do what?


Observe the Canadians Area 51Aye?

To see nothing, hear nothing, say nothing.

deep inside I am not that wonderful....

as for Morty?
I don't find his commentary in OT and esoteric to be any more or less insightful/useful/amusing/timely/argumentative (choose your word) than anyone else...
everyone has members here that they don't like or understand....there are several here that make me cringe just to see the screen name pop up ....but I don't go around campaigning to get them banned or isolated etc because I think that's just a bit rude and juvenile.

so I guess the answer to your question is no.

Let's not stray from the topic at hand.
Canadian spaceships.

Can the rapture be far behind?

Jeez Theb, I was only kidding...

That was swell.

I believe it is so written that when the beast from the Northern Tundra creates arks in the sky....can the rapture be far behind?




Another sign is the Prince of Feathers beating the dog out of the Garden of Pee.

Yeah, what he said.

I wasnt.









On topic,

An American, a Scot and a Canuk were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened.

"Well," said the American, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $100, we could return to the earth."

He continued, " So of course, I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $100, and the next thing I knew I was back here."

"That's amazing!" said one of the doctors, "But what happened to the other two?"

"Last I saw them," replied the American, "the Scot was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay for his."

gloating is not attractive morte'

It is to the gloatee.











No more money 4 u.













I can't believe you vaporized my fine work.












But you will not have Mortinmer Dexter Foxworthy to kick around anymore.















And if I have anything to say about you won't have any of the FOD players here anymore either.

















Do you realize how much money you are going to lose?

















( What an incongruent witch.)

calm down and give me a kissy-poo.

NO

I must admit, The line about pee garden trying to cut down his pick 6 ticket from $72,000 was FULL of pies.

Make that kissy-poo fellatio-poo and I will forgive you.

It was for over 72 MILLION.....UnclyTrust......million.









I like looking at the topic title Crazy Ideas and seeing PeeGarden as the most recent poster.



Now that's a ten pie-er.

Morty, with all due respect, can we get back on topic.

CanadianSpaceShips.

Are there any clear statements or case studies on this that I have missed?

Uh-oh.







I'm feeling mighty dizzy.








OK...better.










Yes sir...funny you should ask because oh my God I'm REALLY dizzy now








THUD!!!