One positive thing about work
 

Unlimited paper supply for Scav regarding TG's....GOTTA LOVE IT....

and for me, much faster office laserjet printers vs. home deskjet printers

oh boy, for printing out pp's you've just got to have a laserjet, those inkjet type printers just won't don't cut it.

i have to agree though, the office paper/printing is a nice fringe benefit. i give my office printer a good workout.

in the days leading up to Derby day, I really put F4EP366 (my office printer) through a real screw tightening workout lol

lol..Have an N40 XRX at the office.. i printed out 6 drf cards today at the office today. that would have been 2 ink cartridges at my home. of course I am cheap and inject ink via a needle into my home cartridges. just drill a hole in the top of the cartridge and inject the ink with a needle

Yesterday my printer printed things faster than it ever has before.
Therefore, it is sure to bounce today and print my Saturday PPs very slowly.

No one brings their laptop to the track? It's funny when I bring it to my local simulcast place. People constantly come up to me and are amazed that the PPs are on a computer.

well i'm afraid that was just a poor training job, you know you can't bring them back on only one days rest. most likely it may need to be turned out for a freshening.

I have brought mine before, but in the past, I was afraid of it getting stolen because I am never really sitting down, I spend 75% of my time in front of an Amtote, another 10% watching races, and then the final 15% at the amtote while watching races.

where does ther 50% in front of the ATM fit in??

That's funny Kev.

I'm 10% in front of the betting machine. 50% watching post parade and races. 40% getting a refill at the bar.

I am:

15% in from of betting machine

10% orderin another Miller High Life Lite for $1.50 at the bar

5% handicapping the race

20% yelling at the tv screen, slapping my leg, calling Mike Smith a bum, etc...

50% trying to mack on this new hot ass 19 year old teller:cool:

19?!!! JESUS!!! :eek:

I get older...they stay 19....whats not to love??:cool:

That was real good actually.....

The 19 year old's Daddy checking in on his baby girl. :D

I just explain to daddy that I am an equal opportunity kinda guy....young...old...

That worked real well for my Dad when I was 19 and dating an 'older' man of age 28. LOL :D

Good luck on that one! Haha!

Not looking to marry her. Just painfully obvious to me the girl is in need of some "guidance" after finishing up her first year of college. It can be a confusing time in a young womans life and I just want to make sure she is able to experience all of life pleasures that she may be curious about. It is my duty as a man...


besides...my intentions are pure

Only Top Shelf for ya, huh Kev? We used to have a crew at the simulcast parlor we called the "Heineken" crew. They would show up only on big race days, order dozens of Heinekens, then argue about who lost the most money. Haven't seen them in a while.

Seth..not all of us can roll like you and drink the good stuff, like Coors Light.:cool:

I forgot to ask, was that Miller High Life Light draft, can or bottle?

Bottle!!!!!


Can??? how redneck do you think I am?

Miller High Life Lite, Seriously Kev? can you pick anything worse??

well....they don't server Natty Light...

I will be stepping up my game in Toga though....

Miller Lite only when I am on vacation:cool:

Cant you get a 30 pack of Nat Ice for 12 bucks or so??

not sure Kev...but I can get 24 Miller High Life Lite for $11.99...

.50 cents a beer!!!!!!!:eek: :eek:

and its BYOB at Saratoga right?? some Heineken Premium Light for me so.. Goes down way too easy..

More like BUB for you and I. Bring Us Beer:D

ewww


gimme michelob or bud ice, or MGD--bottle only please!

My time:

10% Sneaking into track to avoid paying $2

10% Sneaking into clubhouse (same reason)

10% Sleeping to rest up after above efforts

20% Explaining to 19 years old girls why I'm not that old

20% Standing in line to get ice cream

20% Standing in line to buy booze (while eating ice cream)

5% Handicapping, wagering, watching races, swearing at jockeys, starting fights

5% Trying to steal next day's racing form.

booze and ice cream don't go together--well, most booze that is...but mudslides mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm