Please help...the morty thread
 

does anyone have a few kind words in support of a certain poster that some of us have come to love a great deal in a very short amount of time...
yes, I mean Morty....

before some of you get all heated up...
if ya don't like him ignore him... and me... and this thread...


but for those that do love him....


lets hear it.:)


EDIT: there is nothing actually wrong with morte'

Note to myself


send Morti a postcard





"Greetings from PikesPeak"

Is he sick??

nah, just dramatic.

same thing...

Drama doesn't cover it...but HI Mort!!

note to myself: send hossy a love letter.

In the South, they call such women "high strung."

Morte, though all male, IS high strung. I adore the man myself, and like Pais I want him back.

I don't want him to spoof, and wisecrack all the time though, I want to learn his real thoughts, once in a while on racing, etc.

I know he can handicap up a storm. Think about it, he's BTW's close friend, why else would he like him?

I miss him. He kept me highly entertained... :cool:

before morty this place was like watching tv on a 13" rca black and white with rabbit ears.

suddenly i was introduced to the high def surround sound big screen cable/satelite world.

and what? now i'm supposed to go back and forget what i saw?

mort's a true comic genius. unappreciated by the carrot top crowd here. too bad.

Grits...I concur...

note to myself: thank hossy for the love letter...hide it under the stairs so morte' doesn't get upset.

wonder to myself where Morte' is hiding

Love the signature DaHoss.

note to myself: after a few rough days in his beginning God has found the path...

Even though I can't figure out the whole Morty thing, this video tribute for "our" favorite poster may sum up what he's all about...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6Aq7tAyo9s

me neither. not sure what the attraction is of making fun of posters names, and long, rambling posts/threads about absolutely nothing.
but hey, if he comes back, i'll be happy for those who would be happy about it.

There was a blip on the radar screen, he was here. I saw his name.

Now, he's gone, but

he's watching

...keep in mind that the smart, the sexy, the drop dead good looking, the wise, the entertaining,

and most importantly, the ones that --behoove us--

they know

mark my word, he's got us right where he wants us

and he knows we'll . . . W-A-I-T . . . very, very, patiently.

Zeig: I concur with you more.....

hey, no one is for everyone. i don't get it--but some do, that's fine by me! certainly he should be as welcome as anyone else has been and will continue to be.

Ma'am....not sure if that signature is still legal in these parts...gonna need to see a license and registration please.....:cool:

don't worry Deb just flick the tin star off his chest he has no authority...

She got permission kev.


As for Morti, he can kiss my fat elephant azz!

damn you...:(


but...I KNOW people in high places. Does that not count for something??:confused:

impersonating an insider can get you shot

lol


it's ok kev, i cleared it yesterday....no doubt if pais didn't like it, she'da told me...


'sides pais, if i started flicking stuff anywhere near his chest, i might get more than i bargained for!! :eek:

well...I'm just screwed all the way around then, aren't I?




























*Kev tip toes out the back door*:o

lmao

truly an over-achiever.

kevs favorite song no doubt is 'i want to be your everything'....

that's true...safety is no accident.

must you tell ALL our secrets???:o

But you trust me Deb....so that speaks volumes:D :D :cool:

LUCKY!!!!!

and you better feel special mister! there aren't too many that i do!!

your secret is safe with me doll....you know that.:cool:

oh geez...wonder how many are going to wonder about that statement.....

Let's get back on track here! This isn't a GPK thread... this is a MORTY thread. :p