Note to myself:


What is he doing back here?

Note to myself:



Should stay here until 1000 posts reached...then leave and allow children to have nice time without throwing fits because of you...I mean me.

Not darted as of yet....cannot believe...thought last comment would do it.


Possibly no dartsman has seen it .



May do derby selections before leaving.

Pretty stupid since field is yet to be fer DEM SHOO...


...but everyone else is doing it.

Note to myself:



A minor.







Have been wanting to do that for a long time.



Good.

Note to myself:



Wondering if should start poll to see who has eraser nipples?








Nah.





Can'tdall is likely to answer in the positive.








Consider Notes to myself may be getting too risque.





Have.






Good.

Note to myself:



Wocky wants to go to tatoo shop.


Wants "What are you lookin' at? " etched in forehead.




Consider shrink first.



Also think Thebby does not have ski slope dupa.


Have been told it's frumpy.

Not saying who told.

May call off date .







What do I mean MAY?????

morte' stop hijacking that poor man's threads...

and there ain't no problems with my dupa.

Note to myself:



Getting away with a lot here.

This is so true.



Considering really expanding my new found latitude.


Have to put thinking cap on.

Thank lucky stars I got rid of ear muffs.



That would really look stupid.

don't count on it to continue

Note to myself:



Roll on floor.....laugh azz off. Do it in French.












rule-eng un ze flour!!!





leff-eng may ess oaf!!!!!

Note to myself:

Attachment 326

I know...he is a very nice man.



I apologize to him.






And that's not what Andy said.







Oh boy.

Note to mysef:

Put ShortArms on ignore.

what the hell would he know bout it?

Note to myself:

Find out how old Thebby is. If she's older than 22, chances are likely Andrew never said anything about her dupa.

Note to myself:


Does Andy lie to me?

Better find out.





Why dosen't this stupid ignore button work?

he does lie to you...but it's for your own good.

Note to myself:


I'll bet Andy does lie to me.

But being number one best buddy....must be doing it because Thebby is man eater.



I am frightened by aggressive Amazons.



Put Thebby on ignore.






If can get friggin' thing to work.

note to myself: buy some steak sauce...morty sounds tough to digest.

Note to myself:



UH-OH!!


COULD THEBBY AND AUNTY COOBY BE SAME PERSON!!??






MUST find out how to operate ignore button!

Note to myself:


PHOOEY!!


Thebby is dartsman...cannot put on ignore!








Must hide.

note to myself: meat tenderizer, not steak sauce....mmmmm, and one of those mallets to pound the flesh.

Note to myself:

Be sure never tell Thebby to eat me.




DEM SHOO.




But have good news.

Have crossed Steve's palm with 50 bones.

He will show how to put Thebby on ignore as he has her on ignore also.

note to myself: remind morty how well steve helped him out when he was being overrun with emails...remind him that thebby got him out of that little pickle. then ask him if he reallty thinks that steve can help him now?

Note to myself:

Morty and 'little pickle' in the same sentence just don't seem to mesh.

Note to myself:




Think self got taken for 50 bones.




Thebby thinks she's so smart.

note to myself: thebby is smart.

Note to myself:



Geez.

So Thebby IS smart.







Brother.







Also notice Dispencer is posting in Yahoo thread.

What else is new.

Would you like a glass of Chianti as well?

Note to myself:




WHAT IS GOING ON AROUND HERE!!!!!!!??

Note to myself:



Showed this to Can'tdall...told him to say first thing that comes to mind....



....floridaorangeblossoms.jpg






He said an ink blot.


This is what you call beyond help.

and some fava beans.

Note to myself:

Tell Morty that right now the scent of orange blossoms is filling the air here in Central Florida. One of the best smells in the world...

Note to myself:



Guess who isn't present and accounted for?



=;>

Note to myself:

Eventually, I'll give him back to Morty, but not right now.

Note to myself:


Well that made about as much sense as parrot jokes.

Note to myself:

I guess reading between the lines is overrated.

Note to myself:



Boy is it.








I'm getting love notes from Buffy.














But mine are easy.

Awww... I think this calls for a love song...



















Or maybe not?



















Let me know how we can celebrate.

Note to myself:









I can produce nudies to establish the fact....of her I mean...of course.

I'm comparing them to Thebby's to make sure they are not the same.





I forgot.

I know I said 1,000 posts...but I lied.


I now leave Nerdy...I mean DerbyTrail.....I'm sure much to the delight of some of my most ardent "fans".


I would like to thank Steve for his putting up with me.I sincerely mean that. Steve has great vision and has assembled an A#1 site.I really can't thank him enough.




I would also like to thank the real CEO of this site......Thebbage Fuselage.

Thebby guided me as no one else could here and was most gracious in also putting up with me.....although she did dart me at least once for which I shan't soon forget.





And the rest of you fine people..and you know who you are...I appreciate your fun.


Please feel free to remove my name from membership....if you wish.