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randallscott35 03-30-2007 07:02 AM

I'm Sick Of Shaving
 
Anyone else sick of it? I think there is something to be said for the caveman look at this point....And then I ran out of dental floss last night so I had to fish in the garbage for the floss used the night before(it was near the top so not gross).....You have to floss.

Cajungator26 03-30-2007 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35
Anyone else sick of it? I think there is something to be said for the caveman look at this point....And then I ran out of dental floss last night so I had to fish in the garbage for the floss used the night before(it was near the top so not gross).....You have to floss.

I'm sick of shaving too. Try shaving your legs too, Randall. It sucks. :p

dr. fager 03-30-2007 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
I'm sick of shaving too. Try shaving your legs too, Randall. It sucks. :p


Too? You shave your face?

and yes Randall I've been sick of it for years.

randallscott35 03-30-2007 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
I'm sick of shaving too. Try shaving your legs too, Randall. It sucks. :p

You don't have to shave your legs every day...Not comparable.

SentToStud 03-30-2007 07:10 AM

wait until you need to shave your ears every day.

Bigsmc 03-30-2007 07:11 AM

I remember my younger days when I practically begged my facial hair to grow, so I could look old enough to buy beer....

Now? I curse the razor every morning....

Cajungator26 03-30-2007 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by dr. fager
Too? You shave your face?

and yes Randall I've been sick of it for years.

I had a feeling you'd pipe in, a$$hole. :p :D

If Randall shaves his face and his legs that would be TOO. So there. :p

I have to shave my legs every other day so that's just as bad for me. The armpits are done every day.

Why the hell are we talking about shaving at 8:00 in the morning? LMAO

Cajungator26 03-30-2007 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by SentToStud
wait until you need to shave your ears every day.

But you're so damn cute, B. ;)

Keep up the good work. :D

randallscott35 03-30-2007 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by SentToStud
wait until you need to shave your ears every day.

I do have to shave my ears, but not every day. I usually tweeze them after a night out drinking so it doesn't hurt as much.

randallscott35 03-30-2007 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Bigsmc
I remember my younger days when I practically begged my facial hair to grow, so I could look old enough to buy beer....

Now? I curse the razor every morning....

Very similar to when I was little and wanted to mow the lawn like my brothers. Then I realized how naive I was.

Danzig 03-30-2007 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35
You don't have to shave your legs every day...Not comparable.

but there's lots more leg than face!

tony doesn't shave every day. and has a moustache and goatee, so not much to fool with anyway. he keeps threatening to shave his head tho, as it's working on the bald look anyway! hey rand, just be thankful YOU don't have to worry about your bikini line!!

randallscott35 03-30-2007 07:19 AM

[quote=Danzig]but there's lots more leg than face!

tony doesn't shave every day. and has a moustache and goatee, so not much to fool with anyway. he keeps threatening to shave his head tho, as it's working on the bald look anyway! hey rand, just be thankful YOU don't have to worry about your bikini line!![/QUOTE]
You don't know that? LOL.

SentToStud 03-30-2007 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
I had a feeling you'd pipe in, a$$hole. :p :D

If Randall shaves his face and his legs that would be TOO. So there. :p

I have to shave my legs every other day so that's just as bad for me. The armpits are done every day.

Why the hell are we talking about shaving at 8:00 in the morning? LMAO

lol.

take your fun where you can find it. life's too short otherwise.

lately i've taken to waking up my wife by yanking a single hair out of her head. I find it very amusing; she less so.

randallscott35 03-30-2007 07:28 AM

I give credit to women for the whole waxing thing....Had a girlfriend once who put a tiny bit of wax on my back and the pain of her trying to pull that off left me scarred for life.

Cajungator26 03-30-2007 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35
I give credit to women for the whole waxing thing....Had a girlfriend once who put a tiny bit of wax on my back and the pain of her trying to pull that off left me scarred for life.

Too funny... I'm dying to try that on a guy. The idea of torture just appeals to me. J/K :p

GenuineRisk 03-30-2007 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35
I give credit to women for the whole waxing thing....Had a girlfriend once who put a tiny bit of wax on my back and the pain of her trying to pull that off left me scarred for life.

I wax my legs because I'm lazy. And I just don't think it hurts all that much.

I personally think men could stand to do more grooming in their own bikini area. Not only does Sherwood Forest look better when the trees are trimmed a bit, it makes it less stinky. Which makes it more pleasant to be down there, if you get my drift. :)

randallscott35 03-30-2007 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by GenuineRisk
I wax my legs because I'm lazy. And I just don't think it hurts all that much.

I personally think men could stand to do more grooming in their own bikini area. Not only does Sherwood Forest look better when the trees are trimmed a bit, it makes it less stinky. Which makes it more pleasant to be down there, if you get my drift. :)

Jesus Christ Nicole! You are too much.

Grits 03-30-2007 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by GenuineRisk
I wax my legs because I'm lazy. And I just don't think it hurts all that much.

I personally think men could stand to do more grooming in their own bikini area. Not only does Sherwood Forest look better when the trees are trimmed a bit, it makes it less stinky. Which makes it more pleasant to be down there, if you get my drift. :)

note to myself

As Morte' would say . . . .


HOLY MOTHER OF GOD





thud! (and I may never get up on this one)

Payson Dave 03-30-2007 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by GenuineRisk
I personally think men could stand to do more grooming in their own bikini area. Not only does Sherwood Forest look better when the trees are trimmed a bit, it makes it less stinky. Which makes it more pleasant to be down there, if you get my drift. :)


Just in case I missed your drift could you be a little more specific...:p

Mortimer 03-30-2007 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by GenuineRisk
I wax my legs because I'm lazy. And I just don't think it hurts all that much.

I personally think men could stand to do more grooming in their own bikini area. Not only does Sherwood Forest look better when the trees are trimmed a bit, it makes it less stinky. Which makes it more pleasant to be down there, if you get my drift. :)



I'd like to say ...blow me....but it's a little too obvious.

Mortimer 03-30-2007 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by GenuineRisk
I wax my legs because I'm lazy. And I just don't think it hurts all that much.

I personally think men could stand to do more grooming in their own bikini area. Not only does Sherwood Forest look better when the trees are trimmed a bit, it makes it less stinky. Which makes it more pleasant to be down there, if you get my drift. :)




I might add the man in the gray suit does not exactly enjoy the oderifous fumes when he goes to the fish market.





Sometimes an extra helping of Febreze would help a LOT.

Danzig 03-30-2007 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Payson Dave
Just in case I missed your drift could you be a little more specific...:p


no way ANYONE could miss that drift!!


and rand....guys don't seem to trim nose or ear hair, so i doubt they aim sharp objects anywhere lower!!

Danzig 03-30-2007 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
I might add the man in the gray suit does not exactly enjoy the oderifous fumes when he goes to the fish market.





Sometimes an extra helping of Febreze would help a LOT.

oh jesus.


note to self: swallow coffee before reading posts....

anyone have a paper towel????

Mortimer 03-30-2007 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Grits
note to myself

As Morte' would say . . . .


HOLY MOTHER OF GOD





thud! (and I may never get up on this one)



OOOOOOOOOO

Payson Dave 03-30-2007 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Danzig
no way ANYONE could miss that drift!!


What you don't what her to elaborate?...aww c'mon just trying to distract some of the gang from "beating up on PG85" in dem other threads...

Grits 03-30-2007 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
OOOOOOOOOO

note to myself:



Tell Morte', no, no,



wrong choice of wording on my part



I may fail to recover would be better



No slight intended, not to you, not to anyone.



Still, dumbfounded, I guess.

Cajungator26 03-30-2007 08:51 AM

Note to myself:

Refrain from typing what I really want to. :eek:

Mortimer 03-30-2007 08:51 AM

Those were ten pies awarded in recognition of a swell post.



They have no negative meaning what so ever.

However...I am a little disappointed Thebby is not contributing here.

Ah wonder how her garden grows?

Danzig 03-30-2007 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Payson Dave
What you don't what her to elaborate?...aww c'mon just trying to distract some of the gang from "beating up on PG85" in dem other threads...

lmao

yeah, this is infinitely more entertaining then the oft-repeated pg hammering.

wonder if she will comply??

Danzig 03-30-2007 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Note to myself:

Refrain from typing what I really want to. :eek:

you only live once, go for it!!

Cajungator26 03-30-2007 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Ah wonder how her garden grows?

I can't speak for Thebby, but I don't allow mine to grow, haha.

Danzig 03-30-2007 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
I can't speak for Thebby, but I don't allow mine to grow, haha.

ahem

let's just say tony enjoys yard work such as cutting down things he doesn't want sprouting up, keeps everything tidy....:p

Mortimer 03-30-2007 08:57 AM

I.....




...oh never mind.

Payson Dave 03-30-2007 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
I can't speak for Thebby, but I don't allow mine to grow, haha.

hmmm... about that trip to NY...when is that again??:p :p

Cajungator26 03-30-2007 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Danzig
you only live once, go for it!!

Be careful in what you ask for, Deb! I'm in rare form today! LOL

Mortimer 03-30-2007 08:57 AM

Is your real first name Charlee?

Danzig 03-30-2007 08:58 AM

speechless???? lol
say it ain't so!

Cajungator26 03-30-2007 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Danzig
ahem

let's just say tony enjoys yard work such as cutting down things he doesn't want sprouting up, keeps everything tidy....:p

WOW...

We need more Tony's out there.

Mortimer 03-30-2007 09:10 AM

If Buffy joins this thread...




...I am leaving...


...very quickly.

GenuineRisk 03-30-2007 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35
Jesus Christ Nicole! You are too much.

Hey, all I'm saying is, if it's that important to men they can make the, ahem, job, easier. Consider it a public service announcement. :)

I remember shopping with a boyfriend many years ago and he pointed out a small carving of a man in a meditative position- cross legged, with his head lowered onto his lap (it's a fairly common carving at Eastern-flavored stores). My boyfriend commented to me, "It's a good thing most men actually aren't that flexible, or the human race would die out."

Morty, thanks for the invite, but some things are reserved for the ball and chain only. ;)


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