Ouch. That hurts, Mort. Just for that, I'm going to keep singing.

I did you wrong,
My foolish heart went out to play.
And then I lost you,
Oh What a price for me to pay.

Where have you gone,
Baby where you've gone.
Oh I totally miss you,
My heart is painted blue.
I totally miss you,
I can't stop loving you.
So please come back,
(chorus) You'll be making me blue,
Please come back,
(chorus) Why you have promised me the world,
(chorus) But you have made on through.
I totally miss you.

I keep on waiting,
And in my dreams I see a face.
You're still in my life,
No one else can take your place.

Where have you gone,
Baby where you've gone.
Oh I totally miss you,
My heart is painted blue.
I totally miss you,
I can't stop loving you.
So please come back,
(chorus) You'll be making me blue,
Please come back,
(chorus) Why you have promised me the world,
(chorus) But you have made on through.
I totally miss you...I totally miss you.
Oh I totally miss you.

Where have you gone,
Baby where you've gone.
Oh I totally miss you,
My heart is painted blue.
I totally miss you,
I can't stop loving you.
So please come back,
(chorus) You'll be making me blue,
Please come back,
(chorus) Why you have promised me the world,
(chorus) But you have made on through.
Oh I totally miss you...I totally miss you.

I just received the minimum bid by private entry from DrugStore.

Doggone it...I shouldn't have revealed his name....oh well.


Fine work...Drugstore.








Up next....MissKityKat for 300 pop...I mean dollars.

The Kat has been purchased.

And now the final auction.


Carla ,ThebbyTwoTimes and AuntyCooby( AC is shy and did not want it known she was a MG).




ALL THREE......






....FOR ONLY $1595!!!!








It just don't git no better 'an 'at!

Oh my God.

And to answer a private inquiry....




...YES!


All three come with full fellatio-poo warranties.

ror!


I'm being FLOODED with private bids!!

well I got myself all dusted off for the big sale day...what now?

A private bid of $73,650 from a consortium of NYC metro area residents has been accepted.


Thank you so much gentlemen.










Enjoy.

ROR!!!

Good job!












And now I leave.

By design by neglect
For a fact or just for effect
When they met where they connect
At the confluence of travel and sex
More a trip than a quest
Plunged into the deeply freckled breast
Where to now? if I had to guess
I'm afraid to say Antarctica's next

Are we going to see any resales on Stub-Hub?

Also any chance of rustling up some Cougars in addition to these mares?

And when you do.....

We shall cuddle.

So that explains those phone calls I was getting at work............:D

splendid.

but don't tell morty k?

My lips are sealed.

I'm getting dizzy.

Hey! You didn't say "Simon Says"!:D

Morty,
Forgive me for my transgressions. I entered Rehab today, was cured in a few hours, and have been released. It won't happen again.

Well, at least not this week.:rolleyes:

Ummm..... I've only read the last page once again...

Am i to assume you're selling me or did you just want to make me do a you-know-what-kind-of-post here?????

He did sell you.... but it was a COD deal...if you are not on a plane by this afternoon then the deal may fall through...

I'd call Scott Boras and get agent representation so Morty doesn't take you for a ride!

I guess it would be nice to know who bought me anyway.....

Not 4 sale...beyond auditions.
PERIOD.
My agent will be furious with you.

In the future, you may deal with my pit bull.

Too late... you've been sold. You are due to be shipped off to Biloxi, Mississippi tomorrow AM.

Huh????

What are you...Morté's agent?

Please be informed that some people are priceless.
believe Morté KNOWS that for a fact. No doubt.

You're coming to Newmarket MMSC....... Hope you will like it :)

Why yes, yes I am. Would you prefer Alaska?

Once again....


HUH?

ror!!....Oh my...I may have to give money back.

I hate that.




Don't you like your new home Aunty?

I made a mistake.

I bought you back for 5 large.




Honest a God...sometimes I think I'm ISeemStupid.

But having my own shadow reminds me that I am not.

Morty...don't forget the COUGARS!

im sure devine in waiting for you....

Do what you have to do. Just make it right.

You have lately left me scratching my head.





But jist you don't go callin' me late fer dinner!!

New and improved Morty? May I ask what the improvements are? You were ok in my book just the way you were.

This is the kind of adulation I have come to expect.Entirely to kind...Deb.




The new and improvements are a kinder,simpler,more benevolent Mortimer. One who listens to opinions that differ from his and understand people are different....therefor their thoughts are as well.



Now they may be frozen,stupid or dead.







But ,doggone it , they're people.

I think I'm gonna find that I liked the ol' Morty better

According to the ACLU.:D