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clyde 11-16-2010 02:47 PM

You be right there.


This car..I will always have.

You know the kind, I'm sure.

clyde 11-16-2010 03:35 PM

I think, what I'm doing.....is maybe what I am supposed to do.




I don't know why.

clyde 11-16-2010 06:25 PM

All should know I do enjoy the hate.



It's primarily because I am smarter than the haters... a certain nagging pm'er would easily understand.

I do enjoy being smarter than you all. Even if your IQ test scores were added up into let's say a 124.....I would still beat you,easy.







ha-ha!!

clyde 11-16-2010 06:46 PM

Say..let's play that Victory song in celebration of my continuous string of Victories over my haters....and they are becoming more like legion every day.



Here ya go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9HqogbzHyg

clyde 11-16-2010 09:19 PM

:D

clyde 11-16-2010 10:04 PM

I :{>: Clydey-poo.



It's true..I can't deny it.

And now, I must look at my fine dupa in the mirror.

clyde 11-16-2010 10:11 PM

I still got it!!




Well I mean..you know. Not my fine dupa.Of course I still have that.

What I still got is it's fine curves and general condition...and stuff.

dagolfer33 11-16-2010 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 724267)
I still got it!!




Well I mean..you know. Not my fine dupa.Of course I have still have that.

What I still got is it's fine curves and general condition...and stuff.

Not to create any doubt, but how do you know when you look at the mirror, its not really geeker trying to be you?:confused:

DerbyCat 11-16-2010 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 724265)
I :{>: Clydey-poo.

Doesn't everyone :confused:


We'll have to start the "Mortimer Clyde Woolfie-poo" Fan Club.



It will, of course, be very exclusive.




Secret handshakes, passwords, magical undergarments type of stuff.










Do we let Geeker join?








:zz:













THUD! :wf

clyde 11-16-2010 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dagolfer33 (Post 724271)
Not to create any doubt, but how do you know when you look at the mirror, its not really geeker trying to be you?:confused:


Oh my God!












thud

clyde 11-16-2010 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DerbyCat (Post 724274)
Doesn't everyone :confused:


We'll have to start the "Mortimer Clyde Woolfie-poo" Fan Club.



It will, of course, be very exclusive.




Secret handshakes, passwords, magical undergarments type of stuff.










Do we let Geeker join?


:zz:



THUD! :wf









Wait for me!!






























thud!

DerbyCat 11-16-2010 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 724286)
Wait for me!!




thud!


OUCH!






Sounds like that one stung a bit!












Be easy on yourself, you're just flesh and blood.... Just saying'!

clyde 11-16-2010 11:47 PM

That...and 150 pounds of blind animal bone crunching fury.





Golly...that sounded pretty awesome!

Coach Pants 11-17-2010 06:32 AM

Ah miss u bobbeh!

clyde 11-17-2010 09:52 AM

I am ..I mean that was beautiful.

clyde 11-17-2010 10:13 AM

This is a "This is going to be beautiful. " warning.


===============================================




When I was saying my night time prayers last night and right in the middle of naming those to God who I wish were to drop dead.......I fell asleep.


Then, my dreams were of a bear setting the deep woods on fire.

clyde 11-17-2010 10:18 AM

I don't have a whole lot to say anymore,although it may not be obvious.




One thing---brown mustard. The hot sauce accident almost happened again,but this time plastic spared me.




Yes,plastic is our friend.

clyde 11-17-2010 10:29 AM

I know what would be fun!!



You can send 3 posters here at NT to The Forbidden Zone.Who would you send what would be your last words to each ? You can't send anyone I like.Why would you send each one? Would you give them a last meal? What would that be?Do you think Gooey is pretty ? Why? Why not? Do you think I'm pretty? If I sent you a pud photo...and....and................and....

clyde 11-17-2010 10:35 AM

Can you multiply 34,365 x 8 in your head?





Why?

herkhorse 11-17-2010 11:35 AM

OOOOOOOOOOO


I'll take gooey for 2000 Alex

clyde 11-17-2010 12:37 PM

Very good sir...you have selected Phooey for 500.




What is the favorite dish for all at Stevies Ribs n' Bibs?

clyde 11-17-2010 12:46 PM

I would like to welcome a first time after a last time poster.....Mail.

clyde 11-17-2010 12:47 PM

Let's give the kumquat a nice round of applause.

clyde 11-17-2010 12:52 PM

Did the Character Assassinations bring some of the dead to life?



It seems that way.

When assassinating,you go down a mystical path....perhaps the artist should be more careful.

clyde 11-17-2010 01:11 PM

OK,so.....back to head multiplying.


Let's take 6,748 X 7.....no, make it 4.





No...no..I think 7 is bettah.


If you multiply 7 X 6000...that's 42,000...right? So you have that.

Then...7 x 700, which is 4900....plus yer 42000=46,900.Easy?

Then ...7 X 40=280...plus 46,900 makes 47,180.

And so...7 X 8 is 56 and add that..you have 47,236.






Does this help?

clyde 11-17-2010 01:21 PM

I have to return some tapes.

clyde 11-17-2010 03:09 PM

I have returned some tapes.



I count FatRick among the stupid.

Don't tell him,though.

He doesn't lnow he's stupid.

clyde 11-17-2010 03:11 PM

Ah wonder what TrackBrat's muff's name is?




Could it be...OneMoreVictory??

=:>

clyde 11-17-2010 03:13 PM

Hey!!




ror!!!.....wait!!


OK, listen now..right?






Here's what Honula has below her down arrow,right on the ol' muffy-poo:



















:p

clyde 11-17-2010 03:15 PM

I'm sure you all can think of so much more.





I gudda go again.

Coach Pants 11-17-2010 04:38 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ori104Jyleo&NR=1

clyde 11-17-2010 05:22 PM

oh mine Got!!

clyde 11-17-2010 05:59 PM

4th page of S's


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9Hqo...61609C&index=1




smitty1278

God I hate Smitty's

Smooth Operator


let us pray............................nah, let us not...=:>

smootsirvin

oh my God!!

smuthg


the "smuth-g"...a NewZealand singing frog

Diaper

snort!!

Soaring Blindly

name of the 2nd Canadian Spaceship

Solari

Socurly's friend

somebeach

goddamity

somerfrost

wastes birds from window with a World War ll grease gun

songbird


tropical disease passed by Jimmy Buffet notes to himself

SOREHOOF

was behooved

South Beach Luv

can't go south far enough for me

southerndutch

wears wooden hog huntin' boots

Sparky


name of the 3rd Canadian Spaceship

specialk!!

sound made by Danny when her muff is tickled

spendabuck

Freddy-HO's nick name........because he won't

spieg16

new Speigel's porn sub culture magazine

Spiggle24

secret password needed to gain entry into Uncly's house

Split Rock


Trained Seal command

Sport of Kings

is this sport misnamed....or what?

SpotPlays

so?

squidster437

tagged squid,under observation by Mail..I mean Liam

srosenthal@charter.net

get free muff photos from Printheth Chlorine

Stall Mucker

could this be...baffert ??

stanf

last name must be what we fear it is

Star of the North

Canada's name for the planet mercury

stareagle

not doing anything for me...go get us a new name

Statjack


number lifter

stavcat

stupid

steve

this is bait....ain't gunna duh it

clyde 11-17-2010 06:53 PM

And now, I must go to the fish market.


Otherwise known as Walmart's tuna salad section.

I also desire rye bread..




You have no idea how good the tuna salad is on rye with buttah,Swiss cheese,Brown Sugah--whoa!! I mean Mustard!,,and Arlettuce......whoa!!!! ......I mean lettuce ,it it lets me.



mm-mmm-mmm!!!!

It's only a 2 mile round trip..if that.

But if you only knew.

Wish me luck!

my miss storm cat 11-17-2010 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by herkhorse (Post 724381)
OOOOOOOOOOO


I'll take gooey for 2000 Alex

Herkie help!

I am so confused by this thread...

Take me away!

my miss storm cat 11-17-2010 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 724584)

Sparky


name of the 3rd Canadian Spaceship

:tro:

clyde 11-17-2010 07:55 PM

( SportyFans.....tic-tac-toe confuses Gooey )

clyde 11-17-2010 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 724634)
:tro:

But the girl knows when she sees---what it is.

Rileyoriley 11-17-2010 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by herkhorse (Post 724381)
OOOOOOOOOOO


I'll take gooey for 2000 Alex

I'll take Alex's $2000 Gooey!

clyde 11-17-2010 08:12 PM

And then some have no shame whatsoever.


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