Whatty?

Oh never mind.

I was just testing my lungs. I've heard that the Morty's Girls are good 'screamers.'

An addition to MORTY'S GIRLS as well as reinstatement of two previously booted members:





DebODeb The RedOHead


Carla ..the collector of Fine Thoughts


ThebbyTwoTimes.....Swaying and Delaying and Darting


MyKittyKat..thud


CajunGator....mekin' copies







Let's give them all a big hand.

Thank you but I'd prefer they throw money.:D

Oh gee... I was gonna say I'd prefer a big.....

Never mind.:D

Haven't read this entire thread..... should I?:eek:

It's highly entertaining. I prefer mine to throw money and have a big... well, you know.

Had a big....earlier. Now I want the money!:D

Mortimer, I stumbled upon this curtesy of Maxim:

"Over the course of her life, a woman will use 10 men for every one she loves. If you lent her your car or helped her move and didn't get laid, you're one of the 10."

With TypoJay not here to contest my statistical profiling....I recommend that you enlist 11 Morty's Gals.

You need to find yourself another six pack from the looks of it.

Morty likes to be used. O=:>

Why only have one at a time when you can have both? :D

So true. So true.

I hate girls who expect me to pay for my own food and drinks when I go out with them.

Guess that means no limo.:(

Ok, ok... give me your money FIRST and then I will allot you an allowance so that you can buy food and drinks for yourself. Fair?

FTFY

And no....not fair!

I take offense....as I'm obviously not that type

Unlike Thebby, I can't be bought.

Oh wow... LMFAO

FTFY. :p

I saved the marriage proposal for you, darlin. :D

Get his money and Heelys first!!:D

You should realize you're speaking to a 6'3" Italian boy.....

I'm sure anyone familar with the Parallel Schlong Chart ('sup BWS) will tell you that it translates to being on par with a 6'4" NBA player or a 7'5" white guy.

Hey now, don't be so rough on yourself. I saw a porn once with a couple of dwarfs starring in it and they were both hung like horses. I'm sure you're fine. :D

I realize you obsess A LOT over "Sultry Serling" (as you call him!) --- however, did you really have to bring up that you watched him perform in pornos?

Hey, if BTW is hung like that, please inform me on what other videos he's been in. I'll even spend your money to purchase them. LOL!

He made a brief appearance in a couple of all-Jewish Bukkake films.

I believe it was called "Jewkkake Volume 6. Spraying Sarah Silverman."

Classic...

that there is funny sh*t...

Oh boy.








Suitable for thudding.













thud

careful my dear, as I can find you in saratoga....

Now that I have recovered........I must take serious actions.



Being a MORTY'S GIRL reqiures a certain degree of efficacy.


No...I think that's wrong.


I think it's dignity that I look for here.








All dignity seems to have beeen completely vaporized by members CajunaRatah...DebODeb.....and MissKittyKat.






I expunge all 3 of you from the record.









Don't look at me.




You did it to yourselves.












Wait a minute.












Don't look at me.




Look at you.











Now look at me.










Now look at you.










Now look at me.

It was all Sal's fault.

Talk about your male bimbos.





Anyhooo....I will do this quickly.

I am leaving NT..I mean DT for the last time( stop that applauding)....for sure.




I have reinstated the 3 earlier expunged as I want to sell off my inventory. Please submit bids quickly as I will leave in just a few hours.



DebODeb is the first offered for bidding.






It starts at 100 dollars.

I hope I start higher than $100. :p

And Morty...

Babe, I love you so
and I want you to know
that I'm, gonna miss your love
the minute you walk out that door

please don't go
don't go, don't go away
please don't go
don't go......., I'm begging you to stay

If you leave, at least in my life time
I've had one dream come true
I was blessed to be loved
by someone as wonderful as you

Please don't go
Don't go.......
Don't go away
Please don't go
Don't go.......
I'm begging you to stay...Hey hey hey

GoingoncetwicethreetimesSOLD! to Cajun for $100..


Congratulations. I'm sure you will have fun with her.







The downside is UnclyTrust is going to be mighty angry.

Up next is Cajun....you get DebODeb with her.





Starting at $199.95!

WTF? It better be DebODeb that is discounted!

2 for 1.





The swine always expect volume discounts.

I sold DebODeb for $200 on Ebay.

Cajun for 99.95.